"Imagine yourself as a French maid in some town in Par-reee" Yes, imagine that you are someone who actually contributes to the welfare of the family by walking and cooking. How many towns are in Paris, anyway? WTF
She totally broke princess character with the slurping and guttural voice and, you know, herself. Pretty sure princesses have table manners and an aversion to hair in their food.
She is such a STUPID liar; I cannot bear her. She feels poorly enough that she is babbling about eating stuff for her health. But, no problem. She is sure that, although she has been feeling ill the last few days, she is perfectly justified in visiting around in order to stuff her gut. Whatever.
I wonder how Canadian taxes are? If she lived in 'Murica she'd be taking that Dutch oven, the crock, the costume, etc. off of her taxes as a "business expense."
"Like, just make out with Gaston, seriously. The guy's hot...if you're into alpha males, which I'm usually not." Woman you are into any mammal that seems like they may be willing coerced, provided they are drunk or perverted enough.