Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[marjoram]

CROCK. They are not bowls. or pots, or whatever other stupid thing she says--they are crocks. Sheesh. Uncarmelized onions, fuckin' GOUDA cheese, 15 minute cook time--takes some nerve to call that french onion soup.
Bloated Belle looked like she was gonna burst outta her bodice. Blech.

 

[Angel Dust]

Where in the Chantal cycle is the part where she acts like some YouTube influencer? Also, her singing reminds me of an American Idol audition.

When shes in the bopo/feeling herself stage, she pretends to be an influencer of some sort

 

[Cock wombler]

which poor soul is about to have their fridge destroyed?

Edited bc typing is hard

 

[Gunslinger]

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Ha! Is that at one of her Thanksgiving meals? I knew when she bought those pants she'd be wearing them on Thanksgiving so she'd have plenty of room for her gut to expand while eating.

 

[GrouchiCorn]

that picture looks so awkward and uncomfortable. I'd feel sorry for her if she wasn't such a bitch

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

She can’t stand unsupported. All of her Instagram full body shots are her leaning against something. And those pants do not flatter her ever expanding gunt.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

"Imagine yourself as a French maid in some town in Par-reee" Yes, imagine that you are someone who actually contributes to the welfare of the family by walking and cooking. How many towns are in Paris, anyway? WTF

She totally broke princess character with the slurping and guttural voice and, you know, herself. Pretty sure princesses have table manners and an aversion to hair in their food.

She is such a STUPID liar; I cannot bear her. She feels poorly enough that she is babbling about eating stuff for her health. But, no problem. She is sure that, although she has been feeling ill the last few days, she is perfectly justified in visiting around in order to stuff her gut. Whatever.

I wonder how Canadian taxes are? If she lived in 'Murica she'd be taking that Dutch oven, the crock, the costume, etc. off of her taxes as a "business expense."

"Like, just make out with Gaston, seriously. The guy's hot...if you're into alpha males, which I'm usually not." Woman you are into any mammal that seems like they may be willing coerced, provided they are drunk or perverted enough.

 

[Who Now]

Happy the no ads thing is fixed. People seemed happy about it, but if she doesn't make coin from youtube, she won't be entertaining us much longer.

I watched the Belle video before reading here and I didn't read the title of the video so it took me forever to figure out what the hell she was supposed to be. I thought at first she was a 50's lunch counter lady or a car hop with stringy hair. She couldnt even be a little more original and NOT do the Disney version of the story.

I'm not a cook either, but isn't French Onion Soup normally with a clear dark broth? What am I missing here?

She probably ate more than one of those crocks and I'm sure with all that cheese and the onions, she is having glorious indigestion about now.

 

[Penelope Taynt]

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Humpty Dumpty in the flesh. She should've known better than to tuck her stomach in like that. The fuck is wrong with this woman? She looks terrible.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

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The funniest thing about this picture is that she thinks she looks great. And the stupid "Hi!" caption.

Those plaid pants are beyond ridiculous. They draw your eyes directly to her humungous gunt. It's all you can see.

She should just get a Homer Simpson muumuu to live in and call it a day. That would look better.

 

[GunganQueen]

Don't worry guys, she's going to freeze the left overs and only eat one serving at a time. Just like the fudge that will never be heard from again. In case you don't believe her, she said it twice for good measure. Who is she trying to convince? Us or herself?

 

[TeracottaPah]

CROCK. They are not bowls. or pots, or whatever other stupid thing she says--they are crocks. Sheesh. Uncarmelized onions, fuckin' GOUDA cheese, 15 minute cook time--takes some nerve to call that french onion soup.
Bloated Belle looked like she was gonna burst outta her bodice. Blech.

I love how she kept calling it "comfort food." Chantal, you look pretty comfortable to me




I see no difference.

 

[Dutch Courage]

I wonder how Canadian taxes are? If she lived in 'Murica she'd be taking that Dutch oven, the crock, the costume, etc. off of her taxes as a "business expense."

No she wouldn't. In order to deduct taxes, you have to pay them. Are we to believe this moron, who goes to a pumpkin patch and forgets to buy a pumpkin, is meeting with an accountant and filing her taxes? I cannot see an alternate universe in which she does something responsible like that, particularly when there is seemingly zero benefit to her to do so. She never mentions taxes, and I doubt they ever cross her mind.

So yeah, she can deduct for crocks and princess tents and fondue thingies, but why deduct when she can keep the whole enchilada herself?

 

[GremlinKween]

 

[Gorl Talk]

If she was only eating the one serving, why bother making so many little burned toasts?

I'm disappointed that she bought a Dutch oven but omitted the fart joke. This is a regional thing (I think), but I assumed she's the Roget's thesaurus of bodily humor.

 

[annikaguts]

Don't give her any ideas....although I would love to see her get accused of racism again. I take it back. Give her ideas.

Yes please. Brownface is the new black. If she had any business sense she would go all in. The Charlie Chimpout would be epic.

 

[Honzou]

- bread burned
- onions not caramelized
- no wine
- wrong type of cheese

Well done chantal you fucked up every step of a recipe with 5 ingredients that basically cooks itself.

 

[literally low-key]

Chipping off the baked on cheeses along the rim of her crock and chomping on them as she smiles sweetly at the camera. ugh!

 

[brooky]

Yes please. Brownface is the new black. If she had any business sense she would go all in. The Charlie Chimpout would be epic.

She could order in from some rando Middle Eastern place, be puzzled at the items, and describe everything as creamy. It's a can't-lose.

 

[Burger King]

I think they were referring to the original Dynasty. Either way Chantal of course would need to lose 350 pounds.