US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
>helps author a very restrictive crime bill while using his influence to get his crackhead son out of the various drug-related shenanigans he gets himself into, to say nothing of the illegal foreign dealings
If the media weren't complete whores this scandal would've sunk him 100 times over now, his 1988 campaign was finished over much less.
Enemy of the People.

How many controlled substances is this man on?
Better question, if daddy and brother are this level of scum bag, exactly how bad is Beau?
 
Facebook is actively interfering with the Hunter Biden story:
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https://twitter.com/andymstone/status/1316395902479872000 (https://archive.vn/9pvjN)
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These people deserve to hang. No, not in Minecraft, in real life.
 
News people are reporting this prediction model as a negative for Trump. https://pollyvote.com/en/components/models/mixed/keys-to-the-white-house/


KeyTopicThreshold condition
1Party MandateAfter the midterm elections, the incumbent party holds more seats inthe U.S. House of Representatives than it did after the previousmidterm elections.
2ContestThere is no serious contest for the incumbent-party nomination.
3IncumbencyThe incumbent-party candidate is the sitting president.
4Third partyThere is no significant third party or independent campaign.
5Short-term economyThe economy is not in recession during the election campaign.
6Long-term economyReal per-capita economic growth during the term equals or exceeds mean growth during the previous two terms.
7Policy changeThe incumbent administration effects major changes in national policy.
8Social unrestThere is no sustained social unrest during the term.
9ScandalThe incumbent administration is untainted by major scandal.
10Foreign/military failureThe incumbent administration suffers no major failure in foreign or military affairs.
11Foreign/military successThe incumbent administration achieves a major success in foreign or military affairs.
12Incumbent charismaThe incumbent-party candidate is charismatic or a national hero.
13Challenger charismaThe challenging-party candidate is not charismatic or a national hero.

Incumbant president needs 8/13 of these to be true for him to win according to the model. The creator of the model have him 7/13. I give Trump 11/13, I think a more critical non TDS perspective gives Trump at minimum a 9/13. What do you all think?

Tagging @Hollywood Hulk Hogan so a resident TDSer can answer this. (Please do not sperg and make me regret this.)
Trump has all 13 keys without a doubt.
 
News people are reporting this prediction model as a negative for Trump. https://pollyvote.com/en/components/models/mixed/keys-to-the-white-house/


KeyTopicThreshold condition
1Party MandateAfter the midterm elections, the incumbent party holds more seats inthe U.S. House of Representatives than it did after the previousmidterm elections.
2ContestThere is no serious contest for the incumbent-party nomination.
3IncumbencyThe incumbent-party candidate is the sitting president.
4Third partyThere is no significant third party or independent campaign.
5Short-term economyThe economy is not in recession during the election campaign.
6Long-term economyReal per-capita economic growth during the term equals or exceeds mean growth during the previous two terms.
7Policy changeThe incumbent administration effects major changes in national policy.
8Social unrestThere is no sustained social unrest during the term.
9ScandalThe incumbent administration is untainted by major scandal.
10Foreign/military failureThe incumbent administration suffers no major failure in foreign or military affairs.
11Foreign/military successThe incumbent administration achieves a major success in foreign or military affairs.
12Incumbent charismaThe incumbent-party candidate is charismatic or a national hero.
13Challenger charismaThe challenging-party candidate is not charismatic or a national hero.

Incumbant president needs 8/13 of these to be true for him to win according to the model. The creator of the model have him 7/13. I give Trump 11/13, I think a more critical non TDS perspective gives Trump at minimum a 9/13. What do you all think?

Tagging @Hollywood Hulk Hogan so a resident TDSer can answer this. (Please do not sperg and make me regret this.)

This could be an autismal take, but I'd argue the culture wars broke this model and broke the the whole "incumbant usually wins" prophesy, probably still valid for undecideds, if anyone can find a real one anymore, but 2016 was the start of a different dynamic where both sides are in complete information bubbles, 2020 is much worse, and the election comes down to turnout.

When this model mattered, Biden's campaign crumbled because he plagiarized some phrases, now footage of him that Twitter considers child sexual abuse can't even hurt him. Same with Trump, the smallest scandal would of ruined his campaign in the 90's and 2000's, but look at him now after 4 years of weekly scandals, fake or real.

In this case, objective markers like those keys mean nothing if the media lies about them, Trump could have all or none and the media can say the opposite, or each side can think the opposite, regardless of the reality.
 
In all fairness, a "crack pipe" is used to vaporize substances as opposed to directly applying a flame to them. Usually, that applies to crack or meth. But it also applies to DMT, which you can use a crack pipe to vaporize. So perhaps Hunter is really tripping his balls off after toking up some DMT, Joe Rogan style.

But falling asleep with what, by all likelihood, is an upper literally on your lips spells out extreme degeneracy.
 
These are socially distanced rallies.

Darn, I was hoping he’d be out and about today so someone could ask him about Hunter and he could threaten them with some old man fisticuffs. It’s actually surprising how many appearances he’s done lately after taking off almost half of September.
 
Was the meeting between the burisma guy and Biden known about prior to the article?

The salacious stuff won't do much, everyone know's hunter is a drug addled scumfuck, but there are some seriously strong implications in that article about Joe's involvment. The fact that they were talking to Hunter about trying to get the ukranian prosecutors off their back followed by Joe's infamous few lines about threatening to tear up the check... very fucking problematic for him. Meeting a Burisma guy at the whitehouse too, potentially?

Fun times ahead.
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No, I don't believe it was. It's pretty funny because Biden thought he'd seen the worst of what Hunter's had under the rug, but he hasn't seen the half of it. Being an embezzling, crack-addicted retard is one thing, but the best part about crack-addicted retards is that they have very poor judgement and very bad impulse control, so finding pictures like these floating around in the ether is much easier than it would normally be.

I think it's only a matter of time before this guy's nudes leak, and he's probably going to be covered in puke and half-dunked in a toilet.
 
This could be an autismal take, but I'd argue the culture wars broke this model and broke the the whole "incumbant usually wins" prophesy, probably still valid for undecideds, if anyone can find a real one anymore, but 2016 was the start of a different dynamic where both sides are in complete information bubbles, 2020 is much worse, and the election comes down to turnout.

When this model mattered, Biden's campaign crumbled because he plagiarized some phrases, now footage of him that Twitter considers child sexual abuse can't even hurt him. Same with Trump, the smallest scandal would of ruined his campaign in the 90's and 2000's, but look at him now after 4 years of weekly scandals, fake or real.

In this case, objective markers like those keys mean nothing if the media lies about them, Trump could have all or none and the media can say the opposite, or each side can think the opposite, regardless of the reality.
Sucks if you're right because Trump has all 13 of those keys.
 
Sucks if you're right because Trump has all 13 of those keys.

Are you dumb because Trump doesn't have all thirteen, I can name a few he doesn't even have

>Party Mandate

Yeah because there is clearly more republicans in the house now.

>Social Unrest

Did you see how much shit keeps happening in the streets these past few years?

>No Scandal

Even if Trump is innocent, objectively he's been in some scandals.

This could be an autismal take, but I'd argue the culture wars broke this model and broke the the whole "incumbant usually wins" prophesy, probably still valid for undecideds, if anyone can find a real one anymore, but 2016 was the start of a different dynamic where both sides are in complete information bubbles, 2020 is much worse, and the election comes down to turnout.

When this model mattered, Biden's campaign crumbled because he plagiarized some phrases, now footage of him that Twitter considers child sexual abuse can't even hurt him. Same with Trump, the smallest scandal would of ruined his campaign in the 90's and 2000's, but look at him now after 4 years of weekly scandals, fake or real.

In this case, objective markers like those keys mean nothing if the media lies about them, Trump could have all or none and the media can say the opposite, or each side can think the opposite, regardless of the reality.

I mean to be fair, this is not new as the media could easily lie about more things back in the past in comparison today since the media can lie in the past and no one would have any access to the truth unlike today where people can still find shit out about Biden's scandals despite the media not reporting it while back then the news was the only source to have. The only reason this is new is because of the technology.
 
The twittersphere is popping off today. Joe Biden, Barry Oh, and Killary are apparently responsible for the assassination of Seal Team Six. Hillart's State Department illegally sold the stinger missiles that shot down the heroes. And bin Laden is still alive and was under their protection.

Congress was paid to keep quiet.

:story:
 
The twittersphere is popping off today. Joe Biden, Barry Oh, and Killary are apparently responsible for the assassination of Seal Team Six. Hillart's State Department illegally sold the stinger missiles that shot down the heroes. And bin Laden is still alive and was under their protection.

Congress was paid to keep quiet.

:story:
And once again, Orange Man Right.
 
I know he's a crackhead, but how can these people not have some trusted IT dude when their laptops are full of evidence of their crimes? What is opsec?
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"Trusted" is the keyword.

I remember some discussion about how Hillary, for all her power, had her IT run by that moron who was asking how to use BleachBit on Reddit. The election leaks showed how incompetent the entire DNC was with technology. The thing is, these politicians have very few people they can trust, especially to take care of their personal computers, emails, etc. Usually they pick someone like the child of a college frat brother or someone who's been working for their family forever. It has to be a person who's joined at the hip to them or who they have solid blackmail material on so they can be certain they won't leak secrets.

Also, politicians don't know anything about computers and don't know how to verify that the person they're hiring knows what they're doing. They also have little understanding of the dangers of technology use - they know that information can be stolen by hackers, but they don't know how that works and what things pose a risk. So a lot of them end up leaking sensitive information, because as politicians they can't avoid using modern communication technology and there are few people they can trust to manage their use of it.

In all fairness, a "crack pipe" is used to vaporize substances as opposed to directly applying a flame to them. Usually, that applies to crack or meth. But it also applies to DMT, which you can use a crack pipe to vaporize. So perhaps Hunter is really tripping his balls off after toking up some DMT, Joe Rogan style.

But falling asleep with what, by all likelihood, is an upper literally on your lips spells out extreme degeneracy.
Maybe it's not that bad. Maybe he's waking and baking, maybe a few puffs of meth are what it takes to get him going in the morning.

Actually that's still pretty bad.
 
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No, I don't believe it was. It's pretty funny because Biden thought he'd seen the worst of what Hunter's had under the rug, but he hasn't seen the half of it. Being an embezzling, crack-addicted retard is one thing, but the best part about crack-addicted retards is that they have very poor judgement and very bad impulse control, so finding pictures like these floating around in the ether is much easier than it would normally be.

I think it's only a matter of time before this guy's nudes leak, and he's probably going to be covered in puke and half-dunked in a toilet.
:optimistic: You know what would be a great callback to earlier this season that the writers never really gave a satisfying conclusion to? Bring back Andrew Gillum. Talk about an opportunity to reach out to the blacks and gays! Biden's been playing 4D chess the entire time!
 
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