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[Norman B. Normal]

The ranch seems to be building a community garden or volunteering for one not quite sure which thankfully Kevin was sure to retweet so I guess he contributed something

Well, let's see. He only tweeted once between 2:37 pm and 4:40 pm, so I assume he put in a couple of hours of hard work during that time--oops, nope, he also retweeted stuff five times during that period, so I guess not. Other than that he tweeted constantly all day, beginning at 7:38 am. That doesn't leave a whole lot of time for work. Let's see... ah, here we go: he didn't tweet anything original between 8:47 am and 10:30 am, and only posted two retweets during that time. That's when he must have put in his shift. Didn't even say anything about it when he was done, either. He's so modest.

 

[Neko GF]

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1316419709944832001 (Archive)

"Imagine the gall required to think you can logic queerness out of existence", "It's not scientific classifications. Queerness inherently rejects such a thing".

So, Kevin admits that he's a science-denying lunatic and uses his own warped sense of logic to justify his retarded beliefs. Kevin's honesty about the fact that he's every single tranny stereotype imaginable is one of his of very, very, very few redeemable qualities.

 

[Mr. Bones]

Some interesting Twitter info

http://www.tweetstats.com/graphs/transsalamander

 

[Constellationzero]

So after looking at those pictures of the "Community Garden," Why is there a fence around it? Why is the propane tank behind the fence? A truck needs to just back up to it to have ready access.
The sign: Is this a restaurant? Business? I'm so confused. And I hate "Farm to Table" ever since I watched Kitchen Nightmares with that one "Farm to Table" asshole who served nothing but frozen Nifda foods and put raw red onions in the French Onion Soup.

 

[Old Fart]

Some interesting Twitter info

http://www.tweetstats.com/graphs/transsalamander

What happened in May?

But crazy numbers anyway, wish I could look further back.

 

[homewayhalf]

What is Kevin planning on doing with his life for the long-term? Is he really planning on living on the Ranch for the rest of his life? Sharing a room until he dies? In the middle of nowhere? He plans to never work again? Will his inheritance never run out? I’m always intrigued by people who live like this as someone who has a phobia against instability.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

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https://tw.tinf.io/TransSalamander/status/1316419709944832001 (Archive)

"Imagine the gall required to think you can logic queerness out of existence", "It's not scientific classifications. Queerness inherently rejects such a thing".

So, Kevin admits that he's a science-denying lunatic and uses his own warped sense of logic to justify his retarded beliefs. Kevin's honesty about the fact that he's every single tranny stereotype imaginable is one of his of very, very, very few redeemable qualities.

Well, to be fair, KevKev himself said he wasn't too giddy about "butt stuff", and now he's very giddy about someone shagging him from behind, so sexual orientation can change I guess. Especially if one's a degenerate coomer with a destroyed dick, just like Kevie Gibs.

 

[BallBuster]

What is Kevin planning on doing with his life for the long-term? Is he really planning on living on the Ranch for the rest of his life? Sharing a room until he dies? In the middle of nowhere? He plans to never work again? Will his inheritance never run out? I’m always intrigued by people who live like this as someone who has a phobia against instability.

As long he can keep grifting and ebegging and consooming his way through the tranch, I feel he will be doing the exact same thing in 20 years. Unless he joins the 41.

 

[Neko GF]

What is Kevin planning on doing with his life for the long-term? Is he really planning on living on the Ranch for the rest of his life? Sharing a room until he dies? In the middle of nowhere? He plans to never work again? Will his inheritance never run out? I’m always intrigued by people who live like this as someone who has a phobia against instability.

Kevin only ever tweets about troon shit, consoomer shit, basic leftie political takes, and his endless amount of gross fetishes. Only major acceptions are whenever he feels the need to e-beg. To my knowledge, Kevin has never tweeted about any plans of getting a job or getting his own house. He mostly does intent to live at the troon ranch and leech of others until he dies.

 

[Mr. Bones]

Some interesting Twitter info

http://www.tweetstats.com/graphs/transsalamander

Kevvie's top words and hashtags from the past year supposedly

 

[RIP Tranch]

Some interesting Twitter info

http://www.tweetstats.com/graphs/transsalamander

This is the most relevant graph imo, confirming what we've all been saying for almost 500 pages. Kevin's a fucking NEET who's up all night playing games and tweeting, only going to sleep when everyone else is about to wake up and do ranch work. This is the sleep schedule of a schoolkid on summer break.

 

[Republika]

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>#voreday
Why am I not surprised?

 

[Shrekking Crew]

I tried to imagine Wedge, Biggs, and Kev all in the same room fucking and now I'm in my own version of Silent Hill 2. Trying to come to terms with the horror of the reality which my mind has created.

 

[Yellow Sink Disease]

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What happened in May?

But crazy numbers anyway, wish I could look further back.

Excuse me but 158 tweets PER DAY? I don't even have that many thoughts per day, much less enough thoughts that are worth sharing.

 

[US Marine Hyde]

Excuse me but 158 tweets PER DAY? I don't even have that many thoughts per day, much less enough thoughts that are worth sharing.

Well, none of Kevin’s thoughts are worth sharing with anyone beyond a licensed therapist or a priest, but that doesn’t seem to stop him. And it’s sure good for us because we get to archive them and show them to normies who think trans people are just like you and me.

 

[Mr. Bones]

This is the most relevant graph imo, confirming what we've all been saying for almost 500 pages. Kevin's a fucking NEET who's up all night playing games and tweeting, only going to sleep when everyone else is about to wake up and do ranch work. This is the sleep schedule of a schoolkid on summer break.
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I'm guessing cen is central time, so that would make that chart an hour behind. Still, you're spot on with the sleep schedule remark

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kevvie's top words and hashtags from the past year supposedly
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I think I can read and hear both of these images. As tweets and his appearance on that news segment.
Is it bad? Am I going insane? Have I looked too far into the AM ABYSS?

I tried to imagine Wedge, Biggs, and Kev all in the same room fucking and now I'm in my own version of Silent Hill 2. Trying to come to terms with the horror of the reality which my mind has created.

SILENT HILL 41% THE COOM

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I'm guessing cen is central time, so that would make that chart an hour behind. Still, you're spot on with the sleep schedule remark

Or Central European time, most likely. I'm in the Pacific time zone and it gives me the graph in my local time (which is one hour behind Kevin). It displays a more reasonable distribution:

 

[Mr. Bones]

Or Central European time, most likely. I'm in the Pacific time zone and it gives me the graph in my local time (which is one hour behind Kevin). It displays a more reasonable distribution:

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Weird, just reloaded the website and the graphs are a bit different now. Wonder how accurate that chart is. Just a guess, but maybe the website isn't designed to parse through so many daily/monthly tweets.

 

[flight of ideas]

What is Kevin planning on doing with his life for the long-term? Is he really planning on living on the Ranch for the rest of his life? Sharing a room until he dies? In the middle of nowhere? He plans to never work again? Will his inheritance never run out? I’m always intrigued by people who live like this as someone who has a phobia against instability.

a fear of instability is perfectly reasonable but it’s not one that kevvie (or indeed many a local bovine) seems to share. you could say they Live In The Now, or you could say they’re fucking stupid, and whichever explanation you went with you’d be right.

an inheritance will always run out eventually. sharing a room as an adult is a bloody nightmare. but people like kevvie and the others we observe don’t think about what’s possible/likely/inevitable and plan for it, they think about their immediate desires and go (lack of) balls-to-the-wall to gratify those urges. it’s not sustainable, you and i know that, but they haven’t learned yet. and honestly one of the most fascinating and aggravating things about these cud-chewers is how long it’s taking that particular lesson to hit, hard.