Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[Charley Gondorff]

If she gets support from "each and every" viewer, then against whom does she need to defend herself? Against viewers who hate on her? Wouldn't there be zero if she receives support from each and every one?

From each and every one of those who survive the comment section purge, I guess? She doesn't count los desaparecidos...

 

[True native]

That poor sweet therapist.
I think the therapist tried to gently steer the conversation towards unconditional love, like for a child as an example, and Amy turned it into “yes therapist, you’re right. I AM too loving. I love everyone so much. I AM caring and compassionate “ and possibly drove the therapist to alcoholism based on that one session alone. I would never sleep properly Again if I had to give Amy therapy.

 

[Charley Gondorff]

That poor sweet therapist.
I think the therapist tried to gently steer the conversation towards unconditional love, like for a child as an example, and Amy turned it into “yes therapist, you’re right. I AM too loving. I love everyone so much. I AM caring and compassionate “ and possibly drove the therapist to alcoholism based on that one session alone. I would never sleep properly Again if I had to give Amy therapy.

A beleaguered therapist dealing with educationally subnormal deathfats. This would make great television: The Blob/Newhart Show.

 

[Nim's Chimpsky]

Just think of the run on the name Daryl in birthing circles.

It would easily bring it back from absentia.

 

[Charley Gondorff]

Just think of the run on the name Daryl in birthing circles.

It would easily bring it back from absentia.

Hello, Larry.

(damn, wrong show.)

 

[XLCoffin]

After a 2 month hiatus, Amy is back to watching the troon channel. She took 3.5 hours out of her hectic mommy schedule to watch Rosie drive around the “Prime Hooker District” in LA. Amy is clearly intrigued by the oldest profession in history and inquires as to how much they charge. She receives various responses from the gallery and responds a couple minutes later stating “Dam think they can easily make $500 a night”.

 

[Nim's Chimpsky]

O jesus she's going to start pimpin the lil-uns

 

[StrawberryDouche]

After a 2 month hiatus, Amy is back to watching the troon channel. She took 3.5 hours out of her hectic mommy schedule to watch Rosie drive around the “Prime Hooker District” in LA. Amy is clearly intrigued by the oldest profession in history and inquires as to how much they charge. She receives various responses from the gallery and responds a couple minutes later stating “Dam think they can easily make $500 a night”.

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Amy's first appearance in Tranny Time Whore Tour was at 2 am her time, and she stayed until the very end at 4:15. Then it was a hectic day of educating three young minds and keeping a decent home. All on no sleep!

 

[pr3nt177]

After a 2 month hiatus, Amy is back to watching the troon channel. She took 3.5 hours out of her hectic mommy schedule to watch Rosie drive around the “Prime Hooker District” in LA. Amy is clearly intrigued by the oldest profession in history and inquires as to how much they charge. She receives various responses from the gallery and responds a couple minutes later stating “Dam think they can easily make $500 a night”.

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"Hmm, that's a hundred keychains right there"

 

[Charley Gondorff]

"Hmm, that's a hundred keychains right there"

And no shipeeeeeng... Ollie, fetch the Pimpmobile at once! (cue Neil Hefti's Batman theme)

EDIT: Hefti's Sure Thing of 1953 is the immediate precursor to his Batman theme. Change My Mind.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

After a 2 month hiatus, Amy is back to watching the troon channel. She took 3.5 hours out of her hectic mommy schedule to watch Rosie drive around the “Prime Hooker District” in LA. Amy is clearly intrigued by the oldest profession in history and inquires as to how much they charge. She receives various responses from the gallery and responds a couple minutes later stating “Dam think they can easily make $500 a night”.

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Amy's first appearance in Tranny Time Whore Tour was at 2 am her time, and she stayed until the very end at 4:15. Then it was a hectic day of educating three young minds and keeping a decent home. All on no sleep!

I know Amy's Lies Jihad is as Muslim as the bacon double cheeseburgers she shoves into her fat gob on the sly, but it boggles my mind how she can reconcile watching a bikini-clad man with bolt-on tiddies engage in degeneracy & depravity every night with being the bestest most devout follower of a child-fucking cultist ever.

 

[Jaywanna]

Off topic but one of Amy's frienamies. Does Life by Jens bed have a giant 600 lb elephant cravass?

 

[Nim's Chimpsky]

As the ferals screams, our queen rears her unhypoallergenic face ever closer to the camera. From her brightly lit beaded-ly eyes stare into the camera from her sunken vestibules, we all know the look by now, a pitch is headed our way.
O joy!
Her face isnt glowing for any particular reason, just her daily scrubbing routine! Look at it Strors! Ain't she a beaut! And to any ladies still out there who would like skin as supple and smooth as this ham beast you're in luck, not only does she know a gorl, but said girl also works for Senora Stror's elusive island Company Tm.

You cannot expect to be up all night, speculating possible ways to increase your funnel allah (read ala) newly thought out, totally legit, troon trompin revenue streams with a hint of child exploitation thrown in! And wake up all doe faced and ready to start the day.... o no no no! You all need to scrub a dub dub just like me, and dont worry Awlee bought a pallet Because my little regiment is indeed heinous and meant for you to be making purchases weekly.

And for anyone doubting me look how great I look, as I muff the person's info repeatedly.



^that's amy^^^^^

Face routine

Edit: not archived bc uhmm well..... no.
But I tried damnit so cuck me down

 

[StrawberryDouche]

It looks like the MLM times are upon us. Fuck yes.

Off topic but one of Amy's frienamies. Does Life by Jens bed have a giant 600 lb elephant cravass?

Fat Jen has her own thread. Unless it has to do directly with Amy, please keep Fat Jen's fat in her own fat thread, please. Thx.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

It looks like the MLM times are upon us. Fuck yes.


Fat Jen has her own thread. Unless it has to do directly with Amy, please keep Fat Jen's fat in her own fat thread, please. Thx.

“You are happy and beautiful! You are earning! You are social and flexible!” Jesus.....I cannot think of anything she is less of than the above mentioned (ok, besides, clean, good cook and decent mother).
This will be fun.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Our gormless gargantuan has gotten herself sucked into an MLM and wants you to suck too! Just close your eyes pretend it's a Popsicle and not a cherry flavored dick. One snout.

Spoiler: MLMCAP

-Welcome back to MY BIG FAT PUDDING HEAD

-If you're new, welcome TO MY BIG FAT PUDDING HEAD

-Thank you for clickeeng today's shill

-APPRECIATES IT!!!!

-Grapeful

-Essited

-Been looking for something to wash the lies off her face

-Can't rilly find innything that connects with her

*grime gremlins galloping

-Or works the way she's wanteeng it to work

-Something that will make her not look like a titty grifting, trademark infringing liar with a criminal record

-A "friend" "works" with this "company"

-And "gave" Amy products to review

-Not as part of a downline

-Heavens to Betsy, no!

-TO HELP OTHERS WITH TITTY GRIFTING, TRADEMARK INFRINGEENG, FAT FUCKING LIAR FACES!!!!

-It's a kindness, really

-And Amy was all- APPSOLUTELY I AM ON BOARD!!!!

-But she spelled it "bored" when she said it because she's a fucking dunce

-INNYWAYS

-um

-Here is "the company"

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-Dr Tuna is the maker of this product

-Dr Tuna.

-First name: Charlie

-Henceforth to be known as Dr Chicken of the Sea

-Been needeeng some type of routeen

-Never got the "nitch" of what she's supposed to do

-After useeng these products produced by the good doktor

-SHE'S HOOKED!!!!

-Noticed such a difference

-LOOK HOW MUCH LESS TITTY GRIFTING FAT FUCKING LIAR FACE HER FACE LOOKS!!!!

-Will be using it forever now that they have her at the bottom of the pyramid

-Has not been breaking out since using it

-Has broken out since using it

-"Random" break out since using it

-Skin does not look greasy

-Skin looks greasy

-Shiny.

-Not greasy.

-IF THAT MAKES SENSE

-Dills with severe chapped lips

-Lip pickeeng

-Comfort picks

-TRIED EVERYTHEENG

-HOWEVER

-Finally found the miracle cure

-!!!!!!

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-Looks like a lipstick

*CHILDREN SCREECHING

-Has it on now

-LOOK AT IT!!!!!

-Can't tell she has innything on

-So I guess you wasted all that time looking at it

-Sry

-LIPS NEVER BEEN THIS SMOOTH!!!!

-Not since she's had lips

-That were smooth

-100%%%%%%%%% stands behind it

-NOT INNY MORE EXPINSIVE THAN CHAPSTICK!!!!!

-It's $12

-BUT

-It will last a long time

-Uses it every day

-Does not use it every day

-Looked for something to take the greasy look out of the skin

-NOT GARGLING LARD WAS NOT AN OPTION!!!!

-Sinsitive skin

-It is

*children screeching

-It's a tube

-OOoo is there meat in it?????????

-No : (

-Aloe scrub

-Uses hand soap to wash her face "everyday"

-Then her face gets dry and then it doesn't and then um

-MOISTURN!

-Will bump up the scrub

-Just a pea size will cover her entire lying, criminal record haveeng, fuck your ta tas face

*CHILDREN SCREECHEENG

-Then she puts on a mask

-It's shaped like an honest face

-She puts it on her lying face

-Then rinses it off

-Uses a warshcloth

-To keep it confined

-Cream

-Moisturn

-It relaxes the redness

-It's aloe

-LEGIT ALOE

-Now stick your snout in it

-That's the way

-Lotion

-You can use it on your hooves

-If you need oomph

-Her skin is no longer cracky

-And her coat is glossy

-Coat is no longer glossy

-ESSITED!!!!!!!!

-Can't say enough good theengs about this "company"

-Would tell you if she didn't like it and wasn't worth the money

-Honest

-Huhuhuh huhuh

-Her "friend" has an IG

-You can buy shit there

-"Friend" will not give you a code

-FREE SHIPPEENG OVER $75!!!!!

-THAT'S A GREAT DILL!!!!

-Shippeeng can be expinsive

-Go like the "friends" IG to enter her giveaway

-Then go to her FB page to enter the giveaway

-You could *possibly* get free products

-The boy goblin is trying to get you to look at his shadow

-DO NOT LOOK AT HIS SHADOW!!!!

-Lots of products for sell

-Dr Chicken of the Sea has other products

-Go check them out

-If you're in the market to be a downline girl for an MLM

-YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED...

...

-..AT ALL

-You will fall in love with them

-And give your credit card # to "the company"

-FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRR

-Had a good... outcome with their... product

-Rilly

-For her Muslim sisters

-THEY'RE HALAL!!!!!

-If you don't know what halal is

-It's basically...

- ...uhh....

-...cleared through the uh....

-... Islamic uh...

-...board

-But when she said it she spelled it "bored" because she's a fucking dunce

-Knows you were wondereeng

-IT'S MADE IN TURKEY!!!!!

-BYE

 

[marjoram]

Dr. Tuna

Amy was looking for something for her lips? How about a needle and thread?

 

[Charley Gondorff]

The purity of her dumb ol' heart. Bless. ("She's got a heart as big as the whole outdoors, but she don't have one brain in her poor old head.") She mentions something about her preferred body wash, but I didn't know they made Cetaphil in bottles you can hook up to a pressure washer. But am I right that somewhere in the archives she said she'd been part of/burned by a multi-level marketing scheme before, and is now claiming never to have heard of them? I'm going to have to do some digging...

 

[StrawberryDouche]

The purity of her dumb ol' heart. Bless. ("She's got a heart as big as the whole outdoors, but she don't have one brain in her poor old head.") She mentions something about her preferred body wash, but I didn't know they made Cetaphil in bottles you can hook up to a pressure washer. But am I right that somewhere in the archives she said she'd been part of/burned by a multi-level marketing scheme before, and is now claiming never to have heard of them? I'm going to have to do some digging...

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THE PURITY OF MUH HEART

"Iv never wanted bad for anyone EVEN ones that have wished bad on me I could never." -Amy Ramadan

"I hope they die of a horrible death" -Amy Ramadan

 

[Gawdamit]

Fat Amy has friends?