Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[The Skeptical Tomato X5]

Hollywood God won. PPP seethes and copes.

 

[anuscabbage12]

more shots fired? or miss fired from hollywood god? he just reposted PPP's video but added

this title:

No Ashton Parks, I am General God. Your ruler.​

and left this message:

Yes, today begins a new order. Your lands, your possessions, your very lives, will gladly be given in tribute to me, General God! In return for your obedience you will enjoy my generous protection. In other words you will be allowed to live.

if you're reading this PPP I would run and hide. Zog will not save you

edit
and PPP copes and seethes @The Skeptical Tomato X5

I am your God Eli and You WILL KNEEL TO ME

Jan Jan Eli sweeps it up with the copyright strike

PPP comes back with the right hook

Eli Antigiorgi EXPOSED AS CHURCH JANITOR!!!​

 

[Kenobi]

We could just ask Andy to leak dms, you know

I refuse to believe that even teaclips would be so pathetic that she would have an e-relationship with Warski.

We have truely entered a golden age of PPP content. With ralph his stuff was like 30 good, 70 shit. A lot of it was off the cuff and not super entertaining. Good for background noise and not much else.
Now its like 90 good, 10 shit. Its prepared with timpstamps, its all of the best bits. PPP is on point with his commentary and surfer is geniuinly invested in the baked and sammis relationship, coming in with good points and commentary.

All of his recent vids have been complete bangers. All of the baked stuff was great. Him reading daxes emo discord messages, "why does nobody like me anymore?" was fucking hilarious and the snickerdoodles swastikas is easily top 10.

 

[Vetti]

I refuse to believe that even teaclips would be so pathetic that she would have an e-relationship with Warski.

We have truely entered a golden age of PPP content. With ralph his stuff was like 30 good, 70 shit. A lot of it was off the cuff and not super entertaining. Good for background noise and not much else.
Now its like 90 good, 10 shit. Its prepared with timpstamps, its all of the best bits. PPP is on point with his commentary and surfer is geniuinly invested in the baked and sammis relationship, coming in with good points and commentary.

All of his recent vids have been complete bangers. All of the baked stuff was great. Him reading daxes emo discord messages, "why does nobody like me anymore?" was fucking hilarious and the snickerdoodles swastikas is easily top 10.

I think the stuff he made during the New Project 2 saga was better than a lot of the videos during the Ralph and Faith arc. One of my favorite videos is still the one where PPP just reads reviews for Dick Masterson's shitty Chinese triad bank. Baked coverage is on point right now.

 

[High Tea]

You... you are larping right?
Cause that kinda sounds like twitch.

I'm afraid I can't tell you. You have no idea just how powerful this society is. It controls everything. They put the Illuminati to shame. Twitch is merely one area they have their tentacles in. Follow the bumblebees. They will show the way.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I liked this rant against ShoeOnHead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5UNPedU-cE
https://archive.vn/wip/wa1Y9

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

So is he a warhammer secondary or not?

 

[Fools Idol]

I don't were to post this so I'll just post it here.

Godwinson has some shit opinions on Zelda.

 

[instythot]

I don't were to post this so I'll just post it here.

Godwinson has some shit opinions on Zelda.

What? Does he say skyward sword is good and twilight princess isn't top 3?

 

[anuscabbage12]

Ppp comes out like a smug elitist prick. Imagine saying you care for white people then using the term “white trash”

Idk, how else do you describe baked alaska taking a schizoid meth head, when they are both in their 30s, to mcdonalds, while the schizoid meth head is pouring rum down her throat in an open liquor container in drive through, while TTS plays love songs and "rock and roll mcdonalds", and they both profess their love to one another, while the meth head "erotically eats fries" and humping his arm while "barbie girl" is playing, and they have a big mac kiss, while their mouths are full of fries, mcnuggets and burgers. And before this the schizoid meth head was blowing a hockey simp, and got kicked out of her dad's trailer by her dad

shaming is sometimes a good thing. even if it is a racial slur. White people should not being doing the behavior above, that is caring for white people

 

[Was]

I don't were to post this so I'll just post it here.

Godwinson has some shit opinions on Zelda.

A Link to the Past > Twilight Princess > Ocarina of Time >>> The Legend of Zelda 1

Those are also the only ones I've played.

 

[High Tea]

Idk, how else do you describe baked alaska taking a schizoid meth head, when they are both in their 30s, to mcdonalds, while the schizoid meth head is pouring rum down her throat in an open liquor container in drive through, while TTS plays love songs and "rock and roll mcdonalds", and they both profess their love to one another, while the meth head "erotically eats fries" and humping his arm while "barbie girl" is playing, and they have a big mac kiss, while their mouths are full of fries, mcnuggets and burgers. And before this the schizoid meth head was blowing a hockey simp, and got kicked out of her dad's trailer by her dad

shaming is sometimes a good thing. even if it is a racial slur. White people should not being doing the behavior above, that is caring for white people

You can either ignore people's debasement, or you can try to lift them out of where they are in life. Because Baked is for some reason respected in right wing circles, his behavior shouldn't be. People see all the money flowing in and instead of realizing it's because people are egging on a trainwreck, others will emulate it thinking it's the way to fame and fortune.

 

[Based Papa John]

shaming is sometimes a good thing. even if it is a racial slur. White people should not being doing the behavior above, that is caring for white people

Caring for your own doesn't mean giving a blank check to your own. If anything, it's the opposite. "Never punch right!" is often a mantra that's used to shield and excuse bad behavior. Nick, of all people, should know this, as he (correctly) pointed out the THOT problem the alt-right had at the time. Now, anything Baked does is based because at least he's not an e-girl.

 

[Love Machine]

Surfer should go on stick and starve out ppp and let him live in squalor for a season. That would be pretty jokes, buddy.

"want a couple pieces of pizza buddy?"

"STREAM IS OVER!"

 

[soy_king]

I’m gonna get shit on for this but without Ralph to antagonize . Ppp comes out like a smug elitist prick. Imagine saying you care for white people then using the term “white trash”

Also it’s poor, not pewer

Love surfer though , funny guy

Sometimes you gotta call a spade a spade.

 

[Love Machine]

Sometimes you gotta call a spade a spade.

Or a white nigger a white nigger.

 

[nyess]

PPP going off on the outrageous prices for modern games, and he's not wrong

that's why we switch gaymers enjoy our ports and games that (currently) aren't jumping in prices

 

[anuscabbage12]

in this latest AMA, PPP calls out @Trash Burger for "trying to come to his house". He says to you, that if you show up at his house, "surfer will hit you with a prop sword"

 

[Was]

in this latest AMA, PPP calls out @Trash Burger for "trying to come to his house". He says to you, that if you show up at his house, "surfer will hit you with a prop sword"

PPP is @Trash Burger confirmed

 

[Captain Manning]

Because Baked is for some reason respected in right wing circles, his behavior shouldn't be.

Baked is "respected" in right wing circles? Wouldn't "tolerated" be a more appropriate word? I think it's widely understood that Baked latches on to whatever he thinks will give him the most e-fame. Faggot worked for Buzzfeed.