Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

He's allowed a sneak peak at that wargame he's "designing"; a look behind the curtain of a game designer!

"I want to make a game, but I'm a completely autistic piece of shit literally incapable of interacting with other humans! So I can't do actual playtesting! And actual humans couldn't possibly play the game except by my own weird, completely autistic set of rules based on shit no humans could actually use!"
 
I'm going to do a run-through of his latest Twitch stream, because it's short.

00:00-00:24: I fucking hate Jake's voice. It has to be one of THE most annoying voices anyone could have. It sounds like a cartoon nerd voice. The kind of character who is deliberately voiced to be as obnoxious as possible. If I had to describe it, I'd say it's the typical nerd/autism cadence, but mixed with Micky Mouse.
No wonder nobody watches his fucking streams. Sitting through 7 minutes of him is awful. 7 hours is a violation of the Geneva Convention.

01:00-01:05: "I'm kinda working on this wargame sort of thing". What do you mean by "kinda working"? Is that Gnomish for 'half-assing around'? And what is a 'wargame sort of thing'? Do you mean a Wargame? A Tabletop RPG? Fucking define your terms. God, even when he's talking he's so mealymouthed and vague.

01:08-01:12: Jake has glued a bunch of chess pieces together. They do not play well with game physics. Jake finds that this is the funniest shit ever.

01:35-02:00: Jake explains why he glued the chess pieces together. It's supposed to be for a unit that can be broken apart when it takes damage.

02:30-02:45: Jake shows off what happens when you put one Chess Golum on top of the other. They fly around the board in a glitchy mess and knock shit over. This is the highlight of the video, since it's a good 15 seconds of Jake not talking.

02:46-03:00: Jake helpfully informs us that Fallout 76 Edition Chess is 'kinda bad'. As opposed to 'good' or 'bad'. The Chess Golums, seeing a chance to be free, attempt to escape Jake's grasp and fling themselves off the table. Not even digital inanimate objects want to hang out with Jake.

03:05-03:10: The Chess Golums attempts at a mutual suicide fail horribly, as they glitch out the board and cause it to explode, like Jake's dick does when he imagines Zoe Quinn watching Kamen Rider with him.

03:012-03:20: Jake's voice suddenly gets much more nasally. I think that might be his 'natural' voice, and the horrible Micky Mouse thing is an attempt at doing a falsetto. He also decides to grace us with his feminine heavy breathing, again betraying the fact that he is FUCKING FAT.

03:21-03:40: The Chess Golums continue to attempt to escape the presence of The Noise Making Thing.

03:41-04:00: Jake helpfully explains what we just witnessed. Thank you Jake, for pointing out to the blind people watching your stream the funni glitch that just happened.

04:01-04:07. "This is freaking rad!" Jake used the term 'rad' in a completely non-ironic fashion. Nobody has said 'rad' unironically since the fucking 1970s. Jesus Christ you sheltered fuck, no wonder you were bullied.

04:13-04:40: DarkSydeJacob makes an appearance as Jake attempts to rewind the sim to a previous state. Unfortunately for him, the last saved state was in the middle of the breakdown. Despite the [Loading Complete] notification onscreen, Jake seems to be under the impression that he just needs to click the button more and it will fix things. He reloads the same save state 5 times in a row before his autism-rotted brain recognizes the pattern. This confirms to me that Jake is a complete idiot (shocking), and his attempts at eloquence are a smoothbrained attempt to seem smart.

04:42-05:00: The sight of the tabletop terrain exploding drives Jake into a fit of wheezy laughter. Apparently this is the height of comedy for him.

The rest of the video is just him mumbling about Tabletop Sim.
Overall, not the WORST videogame clip I've seen. Jake seems to be having fun at least, even if his grating autism-speak ensures that his viewers will not.
 
I'm going to do a run-through of his latest Twitch stream, because it's short.


01:00-01:05: "I'm kinda working on this wargame sort of thing".

Saying shit like this is the most annoying and repetitive Jake-ism. He can't ever say anything straight. Ever. At all. Use your words you fat fucking bitch.
 
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Don't forget eating garbage meals composed primarily of hot sauce and cheese, Jake.
His bowels are in a state of war. They're simultaneously clogged up from all the meat and cheese while also getting irritated from the hot sauce and lubed up from the grease. It's like a Guadalcanal banzai charge in his GI tract.
 
For being such a science expert who keeps up to date on the latest and greatest developments, Violet sure seems to believe the old wives tale that ulcers come from stress and anxiety. (This isn't the first time he's suggested his chronic stomach pains are caused by the endless stress of being himself.)
 
If you hadn't provided links I'd think these were fake tweets. It's rare for him to drop f-bombs and even Stranger to steer people directly to the farms.

It makes sense he'd try to prototype something in Tabletop Simulator but I'm surprised that while he was home and taking in patreonbux that Jake never thought to invest in a 3D printer. It would have been a possible gamedev angle to take existing models and slightly tweak them, then sell them online as his own.
 
For being such a science expert who keeps up to date on the latest and greatest developments, Violet sure seems to believe the old wives tale that ulcers come from stress and anxiety. (This isn't the first time he's suggested his chronic stomach pains are caused by the endless stress of being himself.)
Maybe he's pregnant, he should go to the doctor and ask to be tested.
 
03:21-03:40: The Chess Golums continue to attempt to escape the presence of The Noise Making Thing.
This is some of the funniest Jake shit I've seen in a while, because it's such an apt cartoon of Jake's utter inability to manage anything whatsoever.
In Jake's bizarre autismo world everything is just an endless litany of pointless misery and failure. Boil water? Pan explodes, house on fire, firemen turn out to be Nazis.
If there is a "will to succeed" particle, then Jake is the anti-particle.
 
Violet discusses her Kiwi fandom:
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What I'm about to say here I should preface by stressing that this in no way makes them less of a very serious threat, but I'm perpetually stunned by how this particular group of obsessive stalkers manages to be so profoundly pathetic and incompetent in everything they attempt.

Case in point, I've been seeing them come at Yonah all day long shouting the bog standard slurs scumbags love shouting at trans women, and I don't see how those can be expected to have any real impact on someone who is not transfeminine.

Which Yonah is very plainly not.

Which is something you would really expect these people would know, as they have been maintaining a massive stalking database on Yonah since before they came out as non-binary, and if you look at their feed today, or really any time in like, the past 3 years or so at least, you will see quite a lot of discussion of problems that are only relevant to people whose anatomy does not match up with those efforts to say hurtful things. I also see a lot of the classic "you'll never be a woman!" shouted towards someone who, again, finds that assertion quite affirming. And it's not even just whatever combination of sloppiness and lacking even a 12 year old's understanding of biology causing them to pair up the wrong slurs with the wrong targets. Basic entry level intuitive stuff about stalking and harassing people that would apply to anyone, these people consistently manage to drop the ball on.

Like the most common thing they ever try to pull? They try to find trans people's dead names and old photos, then set up fake twitter accounts with the best they think they've got, again, plenty of examples of this on Yonah's feed today. And the only thing they ever seem to do with those accounts and the associated information is just... hurl insults at that person.

Like, I'm not going to sit here and list off all the more effective ways one could weaponize that sort of thing, because I'm not trying to give these losers useful feedback, and I don't assume anyone else reading this is stupid enough not to think of a dozen things on their own, but wow is that a lot of effort to go through to deliver an attack with all the strength of just sending someone an anonymous message of like, "you eat boogers!" or something.

Oh and half the time they send their targets links directly to the forum threads on them too, which is just the saddest damn thing in the world. Like what the hell do they expect to get out of that? Do they think their targets will be so proud of all the stalking homework they've done and pin it on the refrigerator or something? It's shockingly impotent.

And again, while I am absolutely making fun of these idiots, I'm not making light of them. Like, people from that website have taken guns, gone out into public places, and fatally shot multiple people. That needs to be taken very seriously, and if we had functional law enforcement in this country, I'd be badgering them non-stop to start making arrests on all the co-conspirators. But at the same time, I'm not at all shocked that people from that site have the lack of morality and strength of conviction needed to commit mass murder, but I'm kind of surprised they managed to successfully work out which end of the gun the bullets come out of.

Rare exceptions like that aside, most of what makes that site dangerous isn't the regulars, it's actually competent people finding the site when running searches on targets and finding ready-made deposits of fuel for attacks that they can use and claim they "learned all this from someone else, feel free to look it up on your own." And it's not like you can even make the argument that these losers are contributing by "doing solid detective work" because nearly all the "dirt" they have on any of their targets is just fan fiction the most sad and miserable losers on the planet wrote about random strangers. The most damage it can ever do is with people who just believe anything you tell them and don't know the first thing about the targets to begin with.

Weirdly enough though, the total lack of competence and basic reasoning skills actually makes them more frightening than they would be otherwise? Like someone who sits outside your front door holding a knife and shouting about how the second you set foot outside they're going to gut you like a fish is a whole lot more intimidating than someone standing there holding a rubber chicken and shouting "baked potato!" at you, but if the baked potato guy is literally out there rain or shine every single day for 5 damn years, that is really damn disquieting.

And like, this is a site full of people who've been on porches for shouting potato for a hell of a lot longer than that. And completely vomiting all over the internet with SEO exploits so that if you do a search for anything related to their targets, you just get page after page of results just saying potato and like, photos of people's garbage cans.

It's less of a "this person is going to try to harm me" fear and more of a this person is wasting so much time and energy on an all-consuming obsession without any clue what they're even doing that just the act of trying to get into their head and work out why they don't spend their time on literally anything else is just impossible.

Like even someone just huffing paint in a garage and asphyxiating is going to leave this world more accomplished, fulfilled, and and fondly remembered than than any of these losers who can't even stalk people properly. It really is chilling to imagine anyone managing to so completely waste a life.

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Either we’re dangerous and must be stopped at all costs or we’re a bunch of morons who can’t get anything right ever. We can’t be both. Sorry, Gnomeo, it’s not possible for you to be under constant threat from stalkers who don’t know who you are. Either you are in danger and accept that you are a bearded gnome named Jake Alley, or we’re wrong about your identity and you are never troubled by stalkers at all.

Also, Becky is never going to fuck you. Might as well skip straight to suicide like Kristen.
 
Did he just call Becky a transwoman? She's not going to be happy about that. Another Jake vs Jake in all of that is saying that people posting dead names, photos and links to the threads on someones feed won't even hurt their feelings, it's a pathetic attempt at an attack by virgin pants shitter, then saying that other people reading that information might take it to heart. Not unlike his twitter buddies seems to have done shortly before they drop him like a turd. Not saying that they read KF but when they find out about Jake and what he's been up to they cut him loose. Pathetic and ineffective or shockingly destructive?
 
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