Chinese Nationalists / Wumaodang (五毛党) / 50 Cent Party - CHINA NUMBAH WAN

[Least Concern]

We have a CCP Megathread which would probably have some crossover audience with this thread. I'd suggest promoting this thread on that one to get some more attention on it.

That forum was just full of activity - hundreds of threads started by "Admin" with zero replies. r/sino was much more active but chock full of whataboutism, trusting CCP numbers, and edgy takes like this.



Looking up the other names there, this joker was in freakin' Idaho, not even the Bay Area or Portland or something. Yeah, you sure made a change, buddy.

 

[HumanHive]

This thread seems to be just sharters bitching. Where is the funny?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

China is the only country I can think of where a lolcow thread would be appropriate. Even shitty arab countries, even DPRK, they don't deserve lolcow status. Good job.

What about modern UK?

 

[Akira Fudo]

Communism's "concept" is the utopian fantasy they sell to useful idiots in exchange for power. It's actual end game is the authoritarian hellhole that every single communist government inevitably descends into.
It's an ideology that creates nothing but power vacuums for the most brutal, ruthless thug to take advantage of.

Hit the nail right on the fucking head. The parallels between facism and communism are pretty blatant (The father of facism himself: Moussilini, was once a Marxist). All leaders that operate under these ideologies always end up being brutal, power hungry psychopaths. Their adherents are also cut from the same cloth if you think about it, petty lowlifes who want an all powerful government to fuck over the people they don't like, somehow unaware that such a government can come down on their asses with the upmost impunity if whenever they feel like it

 

[electroanalogicACDC]

Saying that China Uncensored is Falun Gong isn't a matter of speculation, it's a fact.
If you distrust the Chink commie government but you trust a bunch of cultists that make Wahabis look like moderates then you're a fucking moron, and their involvelment in polluting the discourse about Hong Kong is undeniable.

This short video is from 2014, compare it with your average 2019/2020 news report and use a healthy dose of healthy skepticism why it's so heavily loaded with pro-Hong Kong opinions, skepticism which I assume you sheeple lack because it would make you feel lost.

 

[Lmove]

Chicoms are definitely a good source of humor.
Especially white westerners who realize that the 1% of their Asian DNA got straight to their dick,
and the only way to get is through rice pickers who want to commit marriage fraud.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

We have a CCP Megathread which would probably have some crossover audience with this thread. I'd suggest promoting this thread on that one to get some more attention on it.

That forum was just full of activity - hundreds of threads started by "Admin" with zero replies. r/sino was much more active but chock full of whataboutism, trusting CCP numbers, and edgy takes like this.

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Looking up the other names there, this joker was in freakin' Idaho, not even the Bay Area or Portland or something. Yeah, you sure made a change, buddy.

This would be more hilarious if there were actual Chinese people who live in Idaho that actually voted for the President.

 

[Least Concern]

Saying that China Uncensored is Falun Gong isn't a matter of speculation, it's a fact.
If you distrust the Chink commie government but you trust a bunch of cultists that make Wahabis look like moderates then you're a fucking moron, and their involvelment in polluting the discourse about Hong Kong is undeniable.

Most certainly China Uncensored (and Epoch Times) are Falun Gong friendly if not directly affiliated, and Falun Gong is a cult, but where do you get that they're worse than Wahabis, or even the CCP?

 

[mindlessobserver]

This thread shows extreme promise and is relevant to my interests.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Wrong type of 50 Cent

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They're called the 50 Cent Party because that's the daily wage of the average member of China's working class.

China is the only country I can think of where a lolcow thread would be appropriate. Even shitty arab countries, even DPRK, they don't deserve lolcow status. Good job.

I'd consider the DPRK pretty thread worthy too. Horrorcows the both of them, China is just slightly more subtle.

This would be more hilarious if there were actual Chinese people who live in Idaho that actually voted for the President.

There almost certainly are. A lot of Idaho is Mormon country. Mormons lean heavily conservative and a lot of them marry foreigners they meet through their missionary work.

 

[Vlinny-kun]

Most certainly China Uncensored (and Epoch Times) are Falun Gong friendly if not directly affiliated, and Falun Gong is a cult, but where do you get that they're worse than Wahabis, or even the CCP?

I second this. I hear about Falun Gong being this wacky cult like Scientology, but do the actually do any fucked up shit like beat up and shun ex-members or do embezzlement? I haven't really researched into the group, so anything would be interesting to hear.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I second this. I hear about Falun Gong being this wacky cult like Scientology, but do the actually do any fucked up shit like beat up and shun ex-members or do embezzlement? I haven't really researched into the group, so anything would be interesting to hear.

Some Tuber named JJ McCullough said in a video that they don't believe in doctors, like Christian Scientists. I don't think he's a CCP shill, but he seems like some kind of leaf Neocon, so I'm still not sure if I fully trust him. He also expressed skepticism about the organ harvesting shit, but didn't say anything about the third party groups in the west who have backed the less outlandish claims about that. They also have arranged marriages, which is something I've seen from multiple sources and I'm pretty sure it's true.

I still think saying they're worse than Wahabis is pretty extreme. Falun Gong aren't a major source of global terrorism.

My spell check is based as fuck. It autocorrected Wahabis to "Satan is."

 

[muh_moobs]

Wrong type of 50 Cent

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More like "Brud on da lice"

I second this. I hear about Falun Gong being this wacky cult like Scientology, but do the actually do any fucked up shit like beat up and shun ex-members or do embezzlement? I haven't really researched into the group, so anything would be interesting to hear.

Nothing to the extent that justifies live organ harvesting to be sold to the black market by the government.

 

[Least Concern]

Some Tuber named JJ McCullough said in a video that they don't believe in doctors, like Christian Scientists.

More specifically they believe that traditional Chinese medicine and stuff like focusing the bad qi out of your system and so on is more effective than modern - or Western, if you will - medicine. Just like in extreme Christian families, I've heard of kids in Falun Gong families dying because their parents refused to take them to a hospital and instead believed they could pray the illness away. I'm not sure how much of that is CCP propaganda, but I do think it's plausible.

By the way, ever heard of Shen Yun? It's a traveling show which purports to put on a show of traditional Chinese music and dance, and it is, but it's also pro-Falun Gong, anti-CCP propaganda. I won't discourage you from checking it out (if you can afford the tickets), but just keep in mind you're being propagandized as you watch it.

They're called the 50 Cent Party because that's the daily wage of the average member of China's working class.

Not so. As OP states, it comes from a rumor that the CCP had/has a cadre of netizens who got paid half a yuan each time they posted a pro-CCP comment, blog post, forum reply, etc.

 

[Looney Troons]

Great thread. These people are fucking delusional. Feel free to go over to Articles and News and take live samples from the numerous CCP-supporting LARPers featured on this very forum.

 

[millais]

Falun Gong are bad neighbors. They bought 400 acres of lakeside property in Upstate NY for their cult headquarters, building a giant temple compound that is overtaxing the town's wastewater treatment capacity and pissing off the locals

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Not so. As OP states, it comes from a rumor that the CCP had/has a cadre of netizens who got paid half a yuan each time they posted a pro-CCP comment, blog post, forum reply, etc.

I was joking.

 

[Vlinny-kun]

Some Tuber named JJ McCullough said in a video that they don't believe in doctors, like Christian Scientists. I don't think he's a CCP shill, but he seems like some kind of leaf Neocon, so I'm still not sure if I fully trust him. He also expressed skepticism about the organ harvesting shit, but didn't say anything about the third party groups in the west who have backed the less outlandish claims about that. They also have arranged marriages, which is something I've seen from multiple sources and I'm pretty sure it's true.

I still think saying they're worse than Wahabis is pretty extreme. Falun Gong aren't a major source of global terrorism.

My spell check is based as fuck. It autocorrected Wahabis to "Satan is."

Nothing to the extent that justifies live organ harvesting to be sold to the black market by the government.

More specifically they believe that traditional Chinese medicine and stuff like focusing the bad qi out of your system and so on is more effective than modern - or Western, if you will - medicine. Just like in extreme Christian families, I've heard of kids in Falun Gong families dying because their parents refused to take them to a hospital and instead believed they could pray the illness away. I'm not sure how much of that is CCP propaganda, but I do think it's plausible.

So just very traditional Chinese culture and beliefs far removed from what it has become today, yes? I'll take it over a lot of other insane groups out there.

Staying on topic, I found this guy who has an insufferable nasally voice that in this video he says that hating the CCP is racist because the majority of Chinese citizens support them (he doesn't cite where he got this info. Just says that it wasn't from CNN or NYT). All while talking over shooter gameplay ala leafyishere.

He also has a wumao discord.
https://discord.gg/Sj4pkuN

 

[Jewthulhu]

I second this. I hear about Falun Gong being this wacky cult like Scientology, but do the actually do any fucked up shit like beat up and shun ex-members or do embezzlement? I haven't really researched into the group, so anything would be interesting to hear.

There's some weird scientology-esque beliefs about aliens and shit, but I think we all know the REAL some reason people hate the Falun Gong:

Some Tuber named JJ McCullough said in a video that they don't believe in doctors, like Christian Scientists. I don't think he's a CCP shill, but he seems like some kind of leaf Neocon, so I'm still not sure if I fully trust him. He also expressed skepticism about the organ harvesting shit, but didn't say anything about the third party groups in the west who have backed the less outlandish claims about that. They also have arranged marriages, which is something I've seen from multiple sources and I'm pretty sure it's true.

I still think saying they're worse than Wahabis is pretty extreme. Falun Gong aren't a major source of global terrorism.

He's not a shill. Shills tend to focus solely on "China numbah wan;" while this guy's content mostly seems to be US politics and culture. The idea, though, that there's "moral ambiguity" in a "debate" against some weirdos with weird-ass beliefs and the fucking CCP is monumentally retarded.
Organ harvesting claims seems legit. The biggest counterargument I found is speculation that the purported number of surgeries carried out could not have been completed in the time frame suggested.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

WANG DONG, GET THE STRAP