Oh No!
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or you could, you know, stop being a sensitive tranny.
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or you could, you know, stop being a sensitive tranny.
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I feel like they left out the most important part and the most interesting thing about this recipe.
What in the everliving fuck is a banishing transphobia sigil?
Is it just that dumb flag? Some sort of Frankenstein rune made of male and female runes? A picture of their mutilated genitalia?
Also I keep expecting these "spells" to have things you can't just find in 90% of spice racks but I guess that would require actual effort.
Stupid lazy posers.
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This occult lore reads like an ants on a log recipe from Highlights.
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Well, guys, I don't know about you, but that one convinced me. I can feel the transphobia peeling away from me. Transmogriphying into something new. Something stronger. A force for positive change in the world.
Heil fucking Hitler.
fuzzyrodent85
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I bet they smear the blood on the paper with their bare fingers.
Maybe if you spent your time studying instead of writing emoji spells you would get some good luck.
Such a waste. Are you allowed to cook with it at the very least?
Maybe those posts on your dash came from the Tumblr algorithm and not an ancient Greek goddess. Why does hygiea care so much about whether you get a plastic statue from Amazon anyway?
Isn't being trans a sickness though? I mean at the very least it's a pretty big inconvenience to the individual what with having to take hormones and getting invasive surgery. Don't 41% of then kill themselves? That's mental illness.
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Jesus Christ. Just fucking use it you dumb bastards. I'd say the same thing if it were anything else. Don't waste shit.
Grimoire Canthari
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You mourn someone and you call them fat the first damn chance you get? Cold.
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I love how he’s a fuckboy but she’s totally not a slut for being just as promiscuous as him.
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Enlighten me, most gracious Kiwis: since the Tumblr witches were claiming a win for Trump getting the 'rona, what are they saying now that he's recovered? Did the Nazi pepegicians block their efforts or what? I tried to find out for myself, but Tumblr is a mess and I'm shit at nagivating it. Help me, Obi-Wan Kiwinobi, you're my only help for lulz.
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It was me, I personally used my most ancient and powerful spells to ensure his survival.
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I've been legitimately looking and I can't find much. I think they're keeping silent on it intentionally. That, and I have found a few things in my search results that, when I click them, go to deleted posts. (Hahahaha)
Looks like they're just back to their regularly-scheduled LARP.
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They've been trying to hex him since before the election. Nothing they ever tried has worked, and they rarely acknowledge when it turns out it doesn't work aside from jokes.
"I cast a spell to make Trump lose!" -he wins
"I cast a spell so Trump gets impeached!" - he doesn't.
"I cast a spell so Trump gets super sick!" - he recovers instantly
It isn't like...literally...any spell Witchblr has cast has ever worked. 25% of being a witch is candle outside in fall aesthetic, 25% is pretending to cast spells, 50% is ignoring that none of these spells have ever worked a single time. Its hard to convince yourself you have world altering powers when you try to do something specific and it clearly doesn't work. Even if you come up with excuses why they failed it just means you're not really powerful and the whole fantasy is pointless.
So yeah. They just never talk about it again. Just like how the money spell they cast last week never worked, how the love spell they cast today didn't make them find their true love, the emoji spell didn't protect the protestors from teargas, their tarot reading was totally off the mark, whatever. Just never acknowledge that you tried and failed.
They are back to blessing ballots and sending gods to make sure he looses the election this time. I'm sure it will work.
I did, however, find this handy Spell Troubleshooting guide in case your attempts to murder someone fail. Yes, turning it on and off again is an option:
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It's because Trump has the power of God and anime on his side.
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Dollar. Tree.
These images always set off my autism because there is so much to unpack. They're like something out of an I Spy book and you get so many little insights into the life of the person who posted it.
- This witch felt comfortable posting this image, so she either doesn't see the squalor, or doesn't care.
- Dollar Tree "haul" implies she not only is part of the subculture of "hauling" but also is in the economic class that shops primarily at that place
- Wal-Mart(?) brand drinking water, but also a lot of sugar from the soda (name brand) and candy on the desk
- Disposable mask casually tossed aside
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That does help explain why I had so much trouble finding anything. Thanks! I guess if you acknowledge that your powers can be blocked, you start questioning the whole shebang ...
As for the Dollar Tree picture, I dig the glass bottles, at least. I'm always on the lookout for good cheap LARP props, and those would be nice for an apothecary table, at least. But I'm not sure what on earth they have to do with witchcraft or offerings to gods.
fuzzyrodent85
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You could have at least put in the effort to make cleaner lines.
Imagine having to explain why you're extremely drowsy after you have sex when you're this person. "Oh, it's because of my ritual dedicated to Lilith during the waning crescent moon."
"You need to respect everyone's beliefs!"
*Shits on Christians for passing traditions down to their children*
Don't forget that jar of period blood!
I get that this is for chronically ill people but really the only ways to make money other than working is through inheritance or something unlikely like the lottery.
It's not capitalism's fault that you don't know how to budget.
That bag is so ugly.
Would it have killed them to take a nicer looking picture? This just looks so unappealing. Maybe put the chalice in front of the mortar and pestle with a background of the rose quartz and put it all on top of a nice tablecloth lit by the candle she has? This just looks so cluttered. Ugh, the ziplock bag is also unnecessary. The plastic is a distraction from the image of "natural witchy magick" she is trying to portray.
That stare.
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Pay thyself first shalt be the whole of the law~I don't think she sees it. As I mentioned re: our Dollar Tree friend above, these people have reached a point where they don't actually see this shit anymore. It's like how you can't smell your own house but your guests can. They tune it out as background mess.
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I put the odds at 95% there is a single person involved in those orgasms.
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I wonder if those are rocks she bought or took? I read an article about how stone stacking takes away hiding places and nests for vulnerable critters. Those rocks were probably somebody's home. That isn't very green of you. You shouldn't take that many natural features. Something probably came back from hunting to find its nice big rock was gone. Maybe it sounds spergy of me. But I never move or take rocks that look like they might be a natural hide for something.
Hades from Disney's Hercules? She looks more like a demented stepmother.
fuzzyrodent85
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Is spiritual abuse a real thing?
I feel bad for the subway employee that's going to be asked to write an anti TERF sigil in mustard. They aren't being paid enough for this shit.
But cursing Trump so he dies of corona is perfectly fine.
Zeus is a rapist though.