Inactive Jennifer Gwen Ann Armstrong / LifebyJen and Vernon Eugene Stephens III / Gene / Life by Gen X - middle-aged welfare leech food addict too fat for cancer surgery and her hopeless alcoholic widower

She’s really acting like the new kitten is their love child 😂😂. Will the new cat satisfy Gene’s desire for having children of his own? Though the world doesn’t need more alcoholic fathers.
 

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For the love of all that is holy, is this picture real?? Does Jen actually sleep like this? There's just no way. I can't recall her talking about sleep apnea or sleeping with a cpap machine although I could have definitely missed it. If she's not using a cpap then she's gotta be using a deathfat's oldest-trick-in-the-book-to-not (hopefully) die in your sleep: sleeping while sitting up.
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There's no way LiesbyJen is sleeping on her stomach. This is just a fake and gay photo-op.


Also, it's funny how much Jen stressed that they spent their first huge chunk of change on buying Burt's Bees cat SHAMPOO, but made no complaints about the money that she spent at the vet - which was obviously far greater. Her and Gene's pitiful lives are told one lie after the next!
 
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WeDon'tNeedToWhisper said:
For the love of all that is holy, is this picture real?? Does Jen actually sleep like this? There's just no way. I can't recall her talking about sleep apnea or sleeping with a cpap machine although I could have definitely missed it. If she's not using a cpap then she's gotta be using a deathfat's oldest-trick-in-the-book-to-not (hopefully) die in your sleep: sleeping while sitting up.
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There's no way LiesbyJen is sleeping on her stomach. This is just a fake and gay photo-op.


Also, it's funny how much Jen stressed that they spent their first huge chunk of change on buying Burt's Bees cat SHAMPOO, but made no complaints about the money that she spent at the vet - which was obviously far greater. Her and Gene's pitiful lives are told one lie after the next!
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I’m distracted by the fat roll in her forehead.

1,000,000% they did not pay vet fees. general intestinal/heart worm/flea/tick treatment is a vet prescribed medication that is given as drops to the back of the cats head. The course of treatment is several months. For a severe infestation like they describe, again, it’s vet administered medication and manual removal of the dead/dying fleas and their eggs/dirt Using a very fine comb. Special expensive burts bees shampoo? Nope. Giving a small kitten a bath? Hell nope. It’s not only highly stressful for a small nervy animal, but you could cause them to develop a respiratory infection by messing with their body temp. They did not get vet advice, gin went out and bought “good” animal shampoo and they tried to treat the cat themselves.

im really rooting for that little thing. Hopefully moo shows her his survival techniques for living with those assholes.
 
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WeDon'tNeedToWhisper said:
For the love of all that is holy, is this picture real?? Does Jen actually sleep like this? There's just no way. I can't recall her talking about sleep apnea or sleeping with a cpap machine although I could have definitely missed it. If she's not using a cpap then she's gotta be using a deathfat's oldest-trick-in-the-book-to-not (hopefully) die in your sleep: sleeping while sitting up.
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There's no way LiesbyJen is sleeping on her stomach. This is just a fake and gay photo-op.


Also, it's funny how much Jen stressed that they spent their first huge chunk of change on buying Burt's Bees cat SHAMPOO, but made no complaints about the money that she spent at the vet - which was obviously far greater. Her and Gene's pitiful lives are told one lie after the next!
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She looks like a dead Chris Farley with a kitten.
 
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I really would have thought taking the new kitten to the vet would have been a priority after what happened to the last one. If she was loaded with fleas, that's a pretty good indication that she didn't have the best start, hasn't received any vaccinations yet, and the mother is probably not UTD on shots. Kitten is most likely loaded with worms, too, which puts the older cat at risk.

Buying the Burts Bees cat shampoo was a pretty dumb waste of money. Didn't she say they'd already given her a bath in Dawn? Believe it or not, that what my clinic recommends for younger/weaker animals that absolutely need a bath.
 
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I’m distracted by the fat roll in her forehead.

1,000,000% they did not pay vet fees. general intestinal/heart worm/flea/tick treatment is a vet prescribed medication that is given as drops to the back of the cats head. The course of treatment is several months. For a severe infestation like they describe, again, it’s vet administered medication and manual removal of the dead/dying fleas and their eggs/dirt Using a very fine comb. Special expensive burts bees shampoo? Nope. Giving a small kitten a bath? Hell nope. It’s not only highly stressful for a small nervy animal, but you could cause them to develop a respiratory infection by messing with their body temp. They did not get vet advice, gin went out and bought “good” animal shampoo and they tried to treat the cat themselves.

im really rooting for that little thing. Hopefully moo shows her his survival techniques for living with those assholes.
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She should have just went totally white trash and busted out the dawn dish washing liquid. It kills fleas and it’s cheaper than burts bees I’m sure
 
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This is how we know for sure that her claim that she has cancer is bullshit. Who would buy all this random useless garbage that they don’t need like all the cooking gizmos and adopting a kitten? If she was truly needing cancer treatment, she would save her money to save her life.
Also that drunk doesn’t love her because if he thought she really has cancer, he would do anything he could to get her to see a doctor.
 
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This is how we know for sure that her claim that she has cancer is bullshit. Who would buy all this random useless garbage that they don’t need like all the cooking gizmos and adopting a kitten? If she was truly needing cancer treatment, she would save her money to save her life.
Also that drunk doesn’t love her because if he thought she really has cancer, he would do anything he could to get her to see a doctor.
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Here’s the thing with the cancer diagnosis: when ALR was dx, I looked into it (as much as a regular joe can) and with uterine cancer, the type Jen described, and I could be very wrong because: not a doctor, but it seems like this “cancer” can be described as chronic. Like how benign tumours are technically chronic if they cant be removed but aren’t growing/develop their own circulatory system etc. that’s what it appears to be with Jen, you can have this “cancer” type for years, but it’s not life threatening.

I’m not saying your wrong at all, normal people don’t kick back and relax because their disease won’t immediately kill them. Normal people make health changes and actively take steps to improve their lives- stop drinking, improve their diet, lose weight, increase activity, regular health check ups and follow a treatment plan, to eventually receive the treatment that will cure them. Jen probably thinks “well, I’m not dying right now, and saying‘I have cancer’ is good for sympathy and asspats, also food>literally everything else including other people, money, success or freedom “ so she tosses doing anything about anything out the window and fries up another plate of cheese.

tldr- she does have cancer, but she can’t be assed doing anything about it because cheese+ it’s not serious enough = she’s a self hating deathfat Who craves sympathy for a non-serious dx that sounds serious on paper.
 
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I got pretty 🎩 thinking "why the fuck doesn't she just make frittatas" but then realized it would involve maintaining a cast iron pan.

I'm actually surprised she was cracking whole eggs and not just going straight to the egg beaters. They actually make egg beaters now that have microscopic bits of bell pepper and onion already mixed in! Itzsohulthy!
 
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