Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 88 3.6%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 205 8.5%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 684 28.3%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 312 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 321 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 144 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 150 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,413
Hey, for once I'm early to news and not late!

Okay, so,
A Sign said:
Oh look

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Remember this run? Alex evidently tried to patch it out, as well as another run I guess.

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Aw, shit. How is Hatsune Elissu gonna come back from this one?

Literally about 4 hours later:


He straight up did not fix this bug. Oh, and not to mention that the other update doesn't stop anything.


How does he manage to keep fucking this up...
 
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Archive of the update post.
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I guess we'll be finding out whether or not that was really fixed shortly. I am late and stupid.

Edit: I know it's been said before, but I haven't seen it mentioned in quite some time. Comparing the compressed and uncompressed distributions of YanSim is worth an eyeroll.
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When your Unity game gets greater than 50% compression into an archive format, that doesn't mean the compression is that good. It means you've got a lot of unnecessary bloat and fucked up your Unity project. Admittedly, it's not the worst case of this I've seen (sub-200 MB archive into something like 1.2GB uncompressed, which was later addressed by the developer and fixed), but like the loading screen FPS issues it's something that's been around for a very long time and probably will never be addressed because Alex can't be bothered to do so.
 
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Nancompoop said:
Reading the newest blog post/"large update" and this description of the updates he made to the UI makes me actually feel ill

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ETA: and one of the very necessary updates was an easier way to take panty shots! Very cool, Alex :shit-eating:

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I'm sure the publishers will just love this and absolutely want to throw money at making it even easier to perform an action that most areas consider to be sexual assault. Nice
 
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Nancompoop said:
Reading the newest blog post/"large update" and this description of the updates he made to the UI makes me actually feel ill

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ETA: and one of the very necessary updates was an easier way to take panty shots! Very cool, Alex :shit-eating:

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"Setting bugs for Info-Chan so YOU don't have to take delicious panty shots of TOATTLY 18-year-old highschool girls? NO! THE WORLD AND MY LITTLE FUCK KITTENS MUST KNOW HOW MUCH OF A BIG PERVERT I AM!!" all the while his big simps are furiously beating off and flicking the bean.
 
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hello, i been lurking around for some time but i have news about a new contender working in yandere simulator


its in spanish but it says "making yandere simulator in one week", the developer is working in unity and to me it looks like he has some experience, he isnt working exclusively in this, so i hope people dont bother him asking for continuous updates
 
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Chaquetosaurio said:
hello, i been lurking around for some time but i have news about a new contender working in yandere simulator


its in spanish but it says "making yandere simulator in one week", the developer is working in unity and to me it looks like he has some experience, he isnt working exclusively in this, so i hope people dont bother him asking for continuous updates
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Damn, a new contender for the "Yansim Clone" thread if history repeats itself. OR maybe this shit will light another bonfire under Alex's ass?
 
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Chaquetosaurio said:
hello, i been lurking around for some time but i have news about a new contender working in yandere simulator


its in spanish but it says "making yandere simulator in one week", the developer is working in unity and to me it looks like he has some experience, he isnt working exclusively in this, so i hope people dont bother him asking for continuous updates
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I don't know, from the style and representation it's more like "doing in one week everything, that Alex's done in 6 years". I mean, it is called "developing Yansim in one week", even though the first video about this was 2 weeks ago. Also, videos have less than a thousand views, so it is yet to blow up. I really hope this isn't going to distract Alex from his Shit'n'Shame 2.
 
Chaquetosaurio said:
hello, i been lurking around for some time but i have news about a new contender working in yandere simulator


its in spanish but it says "making yandere simulator in one week", the developer is working in unity and to me it looks like he has some experience, he isnt working exclusively in this, so i hope people dont bother him asking for continuous updates
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If this video eventually blows up, then I wouldn't be surprised if Alex suddenly makes a blog post or two about progress being made on Amai.
 
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ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ said:
If this video eventually blows up, then I wouldn't be surprised if Alex suddenly makes a blog post or two about progress being made on Amai.
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Nah, he would rather announce that Kickstarter is right around the corner.
Optionally, with emailing "¡Deja el desarrollo o me mataré!" to the guy.
 
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