US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Because if I were running for president, I'd make sure everyone is thinking about islands. Nothing about islands has happened recently or anything.

It occurs to me that I haven’t booted that game up since it came out, on the Friday before my state’s quarantine orders went into effect. Small world.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

I clipped this pure dementia cringe for you to use as a (YouTube) reaction video or GIF. Plz someone do something funny with them.

 

[Shadow Cid]

Lying Democratic Party liar admits to telling a lie, is b& from CSPAN

https://www.washingtonpost.com/media/2020/10/15/steve-scully-cspan-suspended-twitter-hacked-lied-trump/

 

[Collections Agent]

Literally at this point I'm fine with more oppressive government regulations on tech as long as everyone is oppressed equally

 

[Xerxes IX]

I mean before Trump beat him Cruz was trying to be really appealing to the youth by going on Buzzfeed to do simpsons voice impressions and some of his dumb tweets where he tried to reference modern pop culture

Was liking a porn video on Twitter an attempt to appeal to the youth too?

 

[dry roasted]

Well the super smart and politically savey celebrities from NBC have demanded that the network move the Trump town hall so it doesn't go head to head with the Biden one.

I'm loving this plot out of every high school soap opera. You know, where the popular girl decides to throw a party on the same night as the awkward girl's birthday so no one shows up and she just eats cake alone with her mother as the cheerfulness of the balloons and themed paper plates mock her sadness. Meanwhile her crush Tyler is doing a keg stand then putting his hands up Allison's sweater. I'm freakin PUMPED about these dueling town halls tonight, guys. I think it's going to be better than a debate. You have still have the competition element, but you also have a clear winner (numbers of attendees/viewers), AND Biden will have the full spotlight for maximum "gaffe" potential.

 

[Collections Agent]

Was liking a porn video on Twitter an attempt to appeal to the youth too?

That was a power move

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I clipped this pure dementia cringe for you to use as a (YouTube) reaction video or GIF. Plz someone do something funny with them.

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His eyes look like a child's when she's trying to do something but she's not sure what you want her to do.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

His eyes look like a child's when she's trying to do something but she's not sure what you want her to do.

That's the key component of dementia

 

[Getting tard comed]

Here is the video in all its glory.

Imagine being in worse shape than a senator. Yikes.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Here is the video in all its glory.

Wait, didn't Cruz play basketball in college or something or am I misremembering?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Uh oh. Apparently Rudy Giuliani has more e-mails. From today’s NY Post drop. Involving a massive payout to Hunter from China “H will hold extra equity for the Big Guy”. In other words Hunter was getting double what everyone else involved was because H7nter was holding Papa Joe’s share of the bribe money. While Biden was the sitting Vice President. Just so everyone understands, this is the one “High Crime” specifically laid out in the Constitution.

 

[make_it_so]

I clipped this pure dementia cringe for you to use as a (YouTube) reaction video or GIF. Plz someone do something funny with them.

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Blizzards are actually pretty fucking good, so I won't knock Biden for his taste.

 

[Bill The Fucker]

Involving a massive payout to Hunter from China “H will hold extra equity for the Big Guy”.

I am now very suspicious of these emails. That reaches too far into "too good to be true" territory for me.

 

[Getting tard comed]

Uh oh. Apparently Rudy Giuliani has more e-mails. From today’s NY Post drop. Involving a massive payout to Hunter from China “H will hold extra equity for the Big Guy”. In other words Hunter was getting double what everyone else involved was because H7nter was holding Papa Joe’s share of the bribe money. While Biden was the sitting Vice President. Just so everyone understands, this is the one “High Crime” specifically laid out in the Constitution.

Literally 1 job. Not to break 1 law and they managed to do it. I love it

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I am now very suspicious of these emails. That reaches too far into "too good to be true" territory for me.

I don't really have an issue believing that the Democratic party is this corrupt and retarded, but I understand your point.

 

[Bill The Fucker]

I don't really have an issue believing that the Democratic party is this corrupt and retarded, but I understand your point.

If it's real, then it's the strongest proof i've seen that we're all living in a simulation and that the story writers for it are really hacky.

 

[potato fan]

Here is some special kinds of crazy regarding the email scandal.

"All the emails are fake" I believe is what this person is saying. They have a less than sterling record on understanding things though.

"the prosecutor was not fired for looking into corruption in Burisma, he was fired for NOT fighting the corruption"

ah yes, a fucking vice-president of USA, using his time to make sure that some corruption investigation into some Ukrainian company is done propperly, and willing to use diplomatic pressure to ensure that Ukrainians do it right and get to the bottom of things... this is a pretty standard thing tha US vice presidents do, overseeing random investigations in some unimportant countries around the globe, nothing weird here.
Cheney, for example, made sure that Moldova's General Prosecutor does a solid work investigating a possible illegal, anti-competitive cartel of taxi companies in Chisinau

 

[ChikN10der]

I am now very suspicious of these emails. That reaches too far into "too good to be true" territory for me.

Really? It's not as it this is out of nowhere. Remember a little ceremony called impeachment about a year ago?

I know cons are used to losing but Jesus you don't have to do the Dems work for them.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I don't really have an issue believing that the Democratic party is this corrupt and retarded, but I understand your point.

But would they, or Obama specifically, allow such a massive liability to be created?