US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Secret Asshole said:
Hunter Biden is a crack head who smokes crack and meth (both poor people drugs, dude can afford high-end shit).
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Yo for real, meth might be a "poor person's drug", but it's the fucking best.

If you are diagnosed with a terminal caner or something and only have a short time left. Try meth. It's awesome. It's scary how awesome it is. And if you aren't about to die do not fucking do meth. Seriously. Don't do it. It's incredible. It's really hard to get away from it and it jacks up your body. (:_(
 
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Here's the list.

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J.J. Abrams, Ava DuVernay, Mariska Hargitay Among 100 Top Hollywood Players Protesting NBC’s Trump Town Hall

More than 100 top showrunners, producers and stars have sent a petition to Comcast and NBCUniversal executives protesting the timing of tonight’s town hall with President Donald Trump, which …
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I looked all these names up. Its mostly screenwriters than actors. There's only a handful of actors.

And no one disappointed me. Because I either didn't know any of these people or it was celebrities who I knew already were nuts.

Through David goyer surprise me a bit. I thought he was right leaning? RINO I guess.
 
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Jimmy Durante's Ballsack said:
Yo for real, meth might be a "poor person's drug", but it's the fucking best.

If you are diagnosed with a terminal caner or something and only have a short time left. Try meth. It's awesome. It's scary how awesome it is. And if you aren't about to die do not fucking do meth. Seriously. Don't do it. It's incredible. It's really hard to get away from it and it jacks up your body. (:_(
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Most intelligent people realize if they're making 8 digits a year in salary off doing nothing they shouldn't waste it all on crack though.

Like I'd rather the feeling of being 100 million richer than being high lol
 
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Salubrious said:
The one thing I will agree on is that they shouldn't be happening simultaneously. If Biden is doing it 8 to 9:30, Trump could have done 9:30 to 10:30 or 7 to 8.
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They're making it hard to choose who to watch. On one hand watching Biden try to catch softballs from the media could be fun, on the other watching the media try to eviscerate Trump on live TV could be fun.
 
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They're making it hard to choose who to watch. On one hand watching Biden try to catch softballs from the media could be fun, on the other watching the media try to eviscerate Trump on live TV could be fun.
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I think Ben Shapiro said that if they had another debate, they should have himself doing one hour and Rachel Maddow doing another hour. THAT I would watch.
 
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Salubrious said:
I think Ben Shapiro said that if they had another debate, they should have himself doing one hour and Rachel Maddow doing another hour. THAT I would watch.
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All moderators should be placed in dunk tanks, with internet votes deciding when they take the plunge.

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I'm looking at the cable guide, and Biden gets two hours to Trump's one.
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He's going to be drugged out of his mind. This might be great.
 
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moonman1488 said:
How did Hunter Biden become such a nigger? He has the money to be doing lines of fish scale and knocking it back with some Dom Perignon. Does he enjoy larping as an impoverished black man?



TMI me too but this man is right. I regret ever trying meth, because nothing will ever be as good. *sigh*
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Meth is cocaine for poors. Pure cocaine is the best.

Edit: Pure cocaine will fuck you up as much as meth though so don't do either.
 
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Jimmy Durante's Ballsack said:
Are these people fucking with us? Why choose this aspect of the story as the thing worth dismantling? It's pretty much the only thing there is irrefutable evidence of. Do I need to post it again? Others have also posted it. Well fuck it, here it is again for the dozenth time in two days:

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Notice the weasel words. They know of that video and they don't care. The line is he didn't get the prosecutor fired for investigating his son. They leave out that they are only contesting the motive.
 
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