US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Joe Biden's campaign is now a reaction video channel. His campaign is talking more about Donald Trump's policies than his own. Probably because Joe doesn't have any. I don't know how to describe the cackle I let out when I saw this tweet, but it was not the cackle of a righteous man.

Also it's kinda' weird that Joe Biden has absolutely nothing to say about this Hunter scandal. Like... If it's completely made-up horseshit, wouldn't you just say that? Wouldn't that be the first thing you do in the morning? How does making a reaction video to random shit from a Trump rally take precedence over your coke-son juking some dude for $85, causing every dirty deal you've ever made to spill out to Trump's campaign team?

That's actually one of the biggest reasons that I don't believe a word of what's coming out is a lie, because his campaign has responded immediately to other things before, but we're going on two days now and Joe has precisely jack nor shit to say about it. That's a pretty fuckin' odd stance to take if you're an honest man who didn't have a coke-son who fucked up your entire campaign for $85.

47 years of political survival, a quarter of the duration of the U.S Government's existence. A lifetime legacy crumpled, shit on, and thrown in the trash because your meth-son wouldn't pay someone $85. I don't think the English language can describe how much Joe Biden must hate Hunter.
 
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Joe Biden's campaign is now a reaction video channel. His campaign is talking more about Donald Trump's policies than his own. Probably because Joe doesn't have any. I don't know how to describe the cackle I let out when I saw this tweet, but it was not the cackle of a righteous man.

Also it's kinda' weird that Joe Biden has absolutely nothing to say about this Hunter scandal. Like... If it's completely made-up horseshit, wouldn't you just say that? Wouldn't that be the first thing you do in the morning? How does making a reaction video to random shit from a Trump rally take precedence over your coke-son juking some dude for $85, causing every dirty deal you've ever made to spill out to Trump's campaign team?

That's actually one of the biggest reasons that I don't believe a word of what's coming out is a lie, because his campaign has responded immediately to other things before, but we're going on two days now and Joe has precisely jack nor shit to say about it.
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I swear to God this campaign and Hillary's are going to be taught in political science classes for decades as exactly what NOT to do.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
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Joe Biden's campaign is now a reaction video channel. His campaign is talking more about Donald Trump's policies than his own. Probably because Joe doesn't have any. I don't know how to describe the cackle I let out when I saw this tweet, but it was not the cackle of a righteous man.

Also it's kinda' weird that Joe Biden has absolutely nothing to say about this Hunter scandal. Like... If it's completely made-up horseshit, wouldn't you just say that? Wouldn't that be the first thing you do in the morning? How does making a reaction video to random shit from a Trump rally take precedence over your coke-son juking some dude for $85, causing every dirty deal you've ever made to spill out to Trump's campaign team?

That's actually one of the biggest reasons that I don't believe a word of what's coming out is a lie, because his campaign has responded immediately to other things before, but we're going on two days now and Joe has precisely jack nor shit to say about it.
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The best part of this was that right after he posted what is probably one of the most embarrassing ads he could have posted, twitter shit it's pants. The front page for me was DSP sending out a test tweet followed by this.
 
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Maybe all this shitting happening is to keep Joe from finding out so he doesn’t flip his shit.
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Has this front been mentioned yet? That Joe hasn't seen a damn thing involving what has come out about his son and his computer? So he just gets fed stuff about policy and he rambles about that, then calls a lid so that the media can't even think of asking him what's happened? He hasn't even said anything personally about the topic yet has he? Tweets, e-mails, and press statements all come from someone other than Joe at this point.
 
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