Trashfire Adam Kovic & Ryan Haywood (The Dead Pixel / Koko / Pikovic, and James Ryan Haywoood / Iron Ryan / The Mad King / Vagabond) - Rooster Teeth associates who've sent horrifying nudes behind their families' backs in what looks like a gay catfish

[mai minakami]

 

[Hex Cat]

She's lying but i'll believe her anyway

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

What's the pool on getting #10 before today is over and how many will there be by, I dunno... Sunday?

 

[PrizzaMan]

What's the pool on getting #10 before today is over and how many will there be by, I dunno... Sunday?

I'm betting #10 by tonight and by this time Sunday we'll be at 13

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm betting #10 by tonight and by this time Sunday we'll be at 13

The attention cauldron is boiling good. At this point any hag that winked at him is going to write a tragic poem about Ryan's butthole.

 

[Spergetti]

Holy shit, we're going to have to start counting the number of accusers on our toes before too long. Can we get a Ryan Haywood does a flip betting pool?

 

[Random Internet Person]

Detecting a pattern here:
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Those are just the ones we know of so far. Are nose rings really that popular?

There seems to be a strong correlation between facial piercings and mental illness.

Literally every single woman or gay man with a nose piercing (the cow-ring-through-the-middle-wall version) is a complete fucking slut. The good half are also really fucking boring and lacking any personality other than d00d w33d and indie ukulele music, the bad half are complete fucking lunatics.

You have been warned.

I just think it’s something about the RT fan base correlating with the Hot Topic crowd.

 

[Pig Boss]

I just think it’s something about the RT fan base correlating with the Hot Topic crowd.

When you're right you're right, mate.

 

[Astro Boy]

Holy shit, we're going to have to start counting the number of accusers on our toes before too long. Can we get a Ryan Haywood does a flip betting pool?

I wonder what the chances are that he'll do a flip in the family pool?

 

[Blissed]

Detecting a pattern here:
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Those are just the ones we know of so far. Are nose rings really that popular?

There seems to be a strong correlation between facial piercings and mental illness.

There seems to be a strong correlation of nose piercings and being fucking ugly

 

[suicide hotline]

If I were a fat 32 year old married woman who had had an affair with a dumpy balding married middle-aged D-list e-celeb who was revealed to have been sexually preying on dumpy virgin teenagers, I would simply keep that shit to myself.

I feel terrible for these poor girls though. Teenagers are fragile and easily manipulated retards who are impressed by the dumbest shit. If you're 30+ and still looking up to people just because they're famous, that's on you.

 

[Falcos_Commisar]

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Alfredo is an employee of RT, right?
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She has retweeted all of the previous victim accusations.
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She was on RTTV for an interview as well.
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Spoiler: Fat

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Spoiler: Pictures with Ryan

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I am beginning to doubt the motivations of her Ryan exposed post. Here in December 2018, she states that Ryan is one of her favorite people in the world, yet in her letter she is claiming in December that she was at her lowest point. Granted, the timeline is not exactly concise but it seems there are two differing stories being offered here. One story being of adoration until as recently as September, and the other of he was always being abusive of me

Oh dear God.... A heifer

Daddy issues, which begets mental illness and/or body augmentation.

Exactly. Also, the actual coe at the end was perfect..... I wouldn't be surprised if Ryan was into farm animals too

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

"struggling to come to terms with the idea of being polyamorous"

this sounds like a Cards Against Humanity card

 

[yeahinnitm8]

 

[Ctrl+Alt+Rt]

I feel terrible for these poor girls though. Teenagers are fragile and easily manipulated retards who are impressed by the dumbest shit. If you're 30+ and still looking up to people just because they're famous, that's on you.

Don't feel too bad for them. The youngest were 17, which is old enough to know you're not saving someone's marriage by being the sidepiece.

They made their bed, then got to have the miserably painful sex in it.

 

[YayLasagna]

I think we need a new song. That was already posted. What about "Another one. Another one. Another one"?

I have now added one of the videos to spite you.
Because no, there is no new song
there's can't be until they stop coming
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

 

[RyanTheTwit]

This has to be the funniest comment ever.

Geoff hiring help from Craigslist. Kinda got what he paid for.

https://old.reddit.com/user/AH_Ryan

 

[Steverambo]

9, 9, can I get a 10, 10 lookin for a 10!

Also some madman has been commenting "My name is Ryan Haywood and I approve of this" on every fat chick thread on 4chan

 

[soft kitty]

So who wants to take bets on how long until we get #10?

 

[YayLasagna]

So who wants to take bets on how long until we get #10?

I bet it will occur after an amount of time has passed.