Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Idk if this is supposed to be common knowledge but there have been quite a few people who have even gotten their thread removed from the forums because they were just nice people who didn't act confrontational.

in general people will be fair and leave you alone unless you willingly continue to prod the bear and act like an idiot.

But we're not talking about those people because they're not funny. We're talking about the people that are so blind to their own faults they can't see the only reason they're here is because of them.

t's all "too bad you can't see I'm x, y and z" but he never stops to think in the middle if his hissy fit if she has better things to do than dating or if she is dating what she wants

He might be X, Y & Z but the problem is A though W. You see Ratmouth looks only at the parts of himself he considers "good".

For example he is a gentleman. But what does that mean? I have an idea and I'm sure you have an idea but Dildo Saggins has never actually come out and said what he means by "gentleman".
He always stresses he's got a degree but never mentions it's an associates degree which is just a two year course. He mentions he works in a law firm but he doesn't say that he scrubs the toilets there.

It's all true but only for very specific values of the word "true".

 

[Constellationzero]

I found it! (I’m pretty sure this was the post that made me try to find russell on Facebook.) He tagged this poor single mother and tried to call her out for not liking “nice guys” and not giving him a chance because he’s disabled.
so he didn’t almost date a single mom so much as he harassed a single mom.

This pisses me off so fucking much.
yeah, that "one cup of coffee" and mistakenly agreeing to "meet up" are reasons to be afraid and squicked out when it's coming from the butternut. Because we, the planet Earth, the fucking solar system, the Kuiper Belt, the local cluster, Andromeda, and Proxima Centauri can all see that "one cup of coffee" is signing up for constant persistent escalating harassment for sexual favors with a nice heaping helping of you isolating the women who's doorsteps he darkens.

It's all so tiresome.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

I found it! (I’m pretty sure this was the post that made me try to find russell on Facebook.) He tagged this poor single mother and tried to call her out for not liking “nice guys” and not giving him a chance because he’s disabled.
so he didn’t almost date a single mom so much as he harassed a single mom.

He is so fucking vile. I mean, who else but Russell could insult a woman for not recognizing what a gentleman he is without the slightest hint of self awareness? His ego really shines through in this screed. Literally everything he's saying here amounts to "why is no one realizing how perfect I am."

 

[Rule of Three]

In fact, he's a particularly extreme case, because he thinks he should be the exception to ALL the rules, not just the ones on the Farms.

- He admits the CDA protects Null from liability, but he wants to sue Null for damages anyways and get the courts to specifically single out the owner of one website as not being covered by the CDA.

- He thinks he should've been able to leave his janitorial shift at WalMart 2+ hours early because he wants to catch a particular bus, and he thinks it's unfair that he was told he'd get fired for that.

- He insists the song he sent to Taylor Swift was a "gift song" and #NotADate, then insists in the next breath that Tay-Tay was somehow obligated to not only accept his gift, but that she owed him a date and fame and fortune and recording contracts because he made an effort, FRICK!

- He never properly served his last lawsuit on Taylor Swift, but he insisted serving some random attorney who had worked for Taylor Swift at some point in the past should be "good enough" despite it not complying with the actual law.

- He knew gifts were not allowed at Ariana Grande's meet and greet, but he brought flowers, a scrapbook, and a USB key of his music anyways, and excuses it because he claims MUH PLIGHTS make it somehow impossible for him to break into the music industry (instead of the real reason which is his complete lack of talent and work ethic).

- He insists he needs to be able to go to hookers and therefore they should be legal because MUH PLIGHTS yet again, but every other guy who visits hookers he decries as a "Fatty McPatty" or accuses them of neglecting their children.

- He makes a contract with a sex worker to pay her $$$$, then shows up with only $$$ and tries to make her service him anyways, because he brought her some Dollar Store fake flowers and a copy of his book, what more could she possibly want?!

Many other examples come to mind, but I've made my point plenty. What Russhole calls discrimination is actually Russhole whining that he wasn't given super extra special white glove with complimentary blowjob treatment that no one deserves but Russhole because, again, MUH PLIGHTS are just the worst plights that have ever plighted in the plightstory of the world.

I used to have a coworker/friend who had a talent that I, at the time, thought was fascinating: he could convince himself of just about anything, especially of his own ability/competence, on the fly. This guy had a taste for his own bullshit unlike any I had ever seen before, and it made it inordinately confident. It was like he was unfallingly gullible for his own argument, never admitting to being wrong about anything. That said, when he thought nobody would notice, he'd be fiercely trying to correct mistakes, retroactively appearing to be in the right. I tried bringing up one such mistake soon after it happened. I was not at all surprised to hear him deny it ever happened.

My armchair take is that it's this self sort of self-gullible delusion combined with the all-too human habit of making excuses for our own behaviour that makes our beloved Gourd such a dirt bag. Russ dials it to 11: he can, and will, always blow up the importance, severity, and uniqueness of his own circumstances: disabled, nice guy, hardworking, well intentioned, take your pick. He then trips over himself to conclude why his dire, sympathetic, laudable, and critically important disposition should make him exempt from the rules.

Under this view, it doesn't matter if he knows the rule, or even respects/benefits from the rule. He expects it to bend around him to let him pass before returning to normal.

 

[Cranky Hermit]

(Though he hasn't shown any interest in Asian women I'm aware of, which is an interesting exception.)

That is something that I've wondered about. It's a (well deserved) stereotype that egotistical, predatory, white assholes like Russ obsess over asian women. Particularly petite ones who might not speak the best English (read that as "vulnerable").

This is just a guess and kind of a boring answer, but I think it's that they never "showed up on his radar." Wyoming, where he grew up, and Utah have negligible asian populations. When you add that on top of his specific celebrity obsessions, musicians and actresses from the US, it makes sense that his targets would be primarily white, hispanic or black (the order seems to be his order of preference). As many other people have pointed out, things that don't either infatuate or anger Russ tend to not matter in Russ' world. I'm sure his thoughts on asian people for the most part more or less amount to "Those people sure do exist."

That being said, if this was an alternate universe where he grew up a weeb, I'm sure he'd be attempting to speak mush-mouthed Japanese to every Korean woman he met on the street . Same Russell, different kind of fail.

 

[Crispeacock]

This pisses me off so fucking much.
yeah, that "one cup of coffee" and mistakenly agreeing to "meet up" are reasons to be afraid and squicked out when it's coming from the butternut. Because we, the planet Earth, the fucking solar system, the Kuiper Belt, the local cluster, Andromeda, and Proxima Centauri can all see that "one cup of coffee" is signing up for constant persistent escalating harassment for sexual favors with a nice heaping helping of you isolating the women who's doorsteps he darkens.

It's all so tiresome.

He doesnt even drink coffee, hes Mormon. What a cockwomble. (Him not you). He'd order a hot chocolate, but fumble the words as usual and end up with a drink he doesnt want.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I found it! (I’m pretty sure this was the post that made me try to find russell on Facebook.) He tagged this poor single mother and tried to call her out for not liking “nice guys” and not giving him a chance because he’s disabled.
so he didn’t almost date a single mom so much as he harassed a single mom.

Holy shit, that escalated quickly. All she said was "thanks, but no thanks" and goes absolutely ballistic. Then he posts the conversation on FB, thinking that people will think that she was the bad guy.

I think it was Chris who turned down dating an older woman who offered, but I could be wrong, but I remember one desperate lolcow who did get an offer but said no

Geez though Russ. It's all "too bad you can't see I'm x, y and z" but he never stops to think in the middle if his hissy fit if she has better things to do than dating or if she is dating what she wants

Where did grussel rear get the "women prefer saggy pants thugs" idea? It's as retarded as incels thinking all women must like abusive guys or crooks or whatever but that phrase comes up again and again. Am I missing some event in Russes' life or is this just him being a twat in general?

Yeah, but at least Chris wasn't a total abusive jerk to the woman who agreed to meet-up.

 

[AnOminous]

There are women out there who get all moist in the panties for guys like Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy.

True crime writer Ann Rule was actually personal friends with serial killer Ted Bundy when they both worked at a suicide hotline. She actually considered him kind and empathetic and was unwilling to believe at first that he was responsible for the crimes he was arrested for.

Let's just be glad Russhole is in the lower grade of this kind of offender. Remember he used serial killer H.H. Holmes as an avatar for a while. His fantasies that he hasn't admitted are darker than the ones we know.

 

[DarkAlien]

That is something that I've wondered about. It's a (well deserved) stereotype that egotistical, predatory, white assholes like Russ obsess over asian women. Particularly petite ones who might not speak the best English (read that as "vulnerable").

This is just a guess and kind of a boring answer, but I think it's that they never "showed up on his radar." Wyoming, where he grew up, and Utah have negligible asian populations. When you add that on top of his specific celebrity obsessions, musicians and actresses from the US, it makes sense that his targets would be primarily white, hispanic or black (the order seems to be his order of preference). As many other people have pointed out, things that don't either infatuate or anger Russ tend to not matter in Russ' world. I'm sure his thoughts on asian people for the most part more or less amount to "Those people sure do exist."

That being said, if this was an alternate universe where he grew up a weeb, I'm sure he'd be attempting to speak mush-mouthed Japanese to every Korean woman he met on the street . Same Russell, different kind of fail.

He used to follow/harrass an Asian chick on IG, she was into cosplaying if I recall correctly.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

True crime writer Ann Rule was actually personal friends with serial killer Ted Bundy when they both worked at a suicide hotline. She actually considered him kind and empathetic and was unwilling to believe at first that he was responsible for the crimes he was arrested for.

Let's just be glad Russhole is in the lower grade of this kind of offender. Remember he used serial killer H.H. Holmes as an avatar for a while. His fantasies that he hasn't admitted are darker than the ones we know.

What you said about his fantasies is disturbing to consider. While Russ tends to overshare every detail of his life on social media, he has in the past retold stories or told them with half truths to make himself sound better, so he seems to have some idea that he needs to hide some of his worst thoughts even if the thoughts he presents are still totally batshit crazy. In his book he wrote fantasies about making out with Taylor, riding in a limo with her while she cries, and slow dancing with her, and in the comic at the beginning there's an image of the two of them on a date together, no doubt at Russell's instruction. But he at one point prior to the book's release said he was planning on putting a sex scene in the book between himself and Taylor. I can only imagine the horrible, depraved, perverted thoughts he has had about the famous women he lusts over that he doesn't mention. Here's discussion of the sex scene, sorry the text isn't better quality since it's a screenshot of a thumbnail. I don't remember who originally posted these, I'm just reuploading them.

 

[Drool Fool]

He used to follow/harrass an Asian chick on IG, she was into cosplaying if I recall correctly.

It would be a statistical anomaly for there to be a race Russell hasn’t harassed

 

[The Dude]

What you said about his fantasies is disturbing to consider. While Russ tends to overshare every detail of his life on social media, he has in the past retold stories or told them with half truths to make himself sound better, so he seems to have some idea that he needs to hide some of his worst thoughts even if the thoughts he presents are still totally batshit crazy. In his book he wrote fantasies about making out with Taylor, riding in a limo with her while she cries, and slow dancing with her, and in the comic at the beginning there's an image of the two of them on a date together, no doubt at Russell's instruction. But he at one point prior to the book's release said he was planning on putting a sex scene in the book between himself and Taylor. I can only imagine the horrible, depraved, perverted thoughts he has had about the famous women he lusts over that he doesn't mention. Here's discussion of the sex scene, sorry the text isn't better quality since it's a screenshot of a thumbnail. I don't remember who originally posted these, I'm just reuploading them.
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"Read the book and you won't be laughing at me." LOL wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong! Every single person who has read the book or listened to the book being read on Racket's stream has ended up laughing at Russhole even HARDER afterwards. Russhole is a walking, breathing, living, slurping joke.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

He used to follow/harrass an Asian chick on IG, she was into cosplaying if I recall correctly.

Turbo simping and harassing women online like they're gonna "date him," how very Russell!

 

[Whatthefuck]

I think it was Chris who turned down dating an older woman who offered, but I could be wrong, but I remember one desperate lolcow who did get an offer but said no

Geez though Russ. It's all "too bad you can't see I'm x, y and z" but he never stops to think in the middle if his hissy fit if she has better things to do than dating or if she is dating what she wants

Where did grussel rear get the "women prefer saggy pants thugs" idea? It's as retarded as incels thinking all women must like abusive guys or crooks or whatever but that phrase comes up again and again. Am I missing some event in Russes' life or is this just him being a twat in general?

You have to remember that Rusty is pretty racist. He's not to women because he wants him his penis sucked, but he's pretty racist towards men. I mean, he did refer to Obama as Mocha man. He thinks all black men are saggy pants thugs all latin men are in a gang and run around harassing people for suing T Swizz. I've never heard him refer to any other races, but I'm fairly certain they would fall into the general stereotypes.

 

[StinkySnack]

Holy shit, that escalated quickly. All she said was "thanks, but no thanks" and goes absolutely ballistic. Then he posts the conversation on FB, thinking that people will think that she was the bad guy.

She's the one who shared the convo, actually. You can tell by the fact that her reply is on the right side of the conversation and his are on the left. Sender is always on the right.
So he pretty much got caught embelishing things to make it seem like they had been talking, when in reality it was a one sided conversation simply comprising of insults from Russell.

 

[Hamsteroid]

You have to remember that Rusty is pretty racist. He's not to women because he wants him his penis sucked, but he's pretty racist towards men. I mean, he did refer to Obama as Mocha man. He thinks all black men are saggy pants thugs all latin men are in a gang and run around harassing people for suing T Swizz. I've never heard him refer to any other races, but I'm fairly certain they would fall into the general stereotypes.

What are you talking about? Rusty isn't racist - he literally gave black men the time of day on two different occasions!

 

[DrJonesHat]

He was seriously trying to convince people he'd had sex with Taylor Swift? Wow, he's even more off his rocker than I though. I wonder what convinced him to leave that out? Did he think he could get sued? Did he think he couldn't sell it? I've never seen Russ show restraint before.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He was seriously trying to convince people he'd had sex with Taylor Swift? Wow, he's even more off his rocker than I though. I wonder what convinced him to leave that out? Did he think he could get sued? Did he think he couldn't sell it? I've never seen Russ show restraint before.

Knowing Russell, he probably just forgot to put it in, and thinks it's in there to this day

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

He was seriously trying to convince people he'd had sex with Taylor Swift? Wow, he's even more off his rocker than I though. I wonder what convinced him to leave that out? Did he think he could get sued? Did he think he couldn't sell it? I've never seen Russ show restraint before.

It could be he was going to add it in like he did with Ken being molotoved and his sister getting shit thrown at her or him being chased by a car, (kind of odd how all of his stories of himself being threatened seem to center around him being chased. Almost as if he's a shitty liar.) where he makes it up and admits that he added it in just to make the story more interesting, yet also claims the entire story is true, and fails to see how adding things into a tell all book that is supposed to convince us that he's right only lessens his credibiity.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

He was seriously trying to convince people he'd had sex with Taylor Swift? Wow, he's even more off his rocker than I though. I wonder what convinced him to leave that out? Did he think he could get sued? Did he think he couldn't sell it? I've never seen Russ show restraint before.

But it happened... in the book therefore for certain values of the word "true" it means he had sex with Taylor Swift.

That's how Ratmouth's mind works. He's already won his lawsuit against Nool and the Orchards, in his head. So if this ever gets in front of a judge and reality smacks him in his misshapen head, he'll be shook because he believes he's already won.