Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor Placebo]

He's not completely done, he still gets a baffling $3k a month on Patreon and whatever his failing Youtube channel makes from ads. I wonder how much the Escapist was paying him in the first place.

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Patrons have been in freefall over the year with the total earnings somehow stabilizing, make of that what you will.

Also, big gloat thread by Sophia Narwitz who I am too lazy to tag.

If he's anything like Spoony, he's attracted a dedicated group of hangers-on who consider being a paypig to be a point of pride- basically, they keep upping their donations to keep him at/above certain thresholds.

That's absolutely what it is. It's a futile attempt to stem the bleeding though. Patrons down 17.8%, earnings down 17.2%. His earnings are hardly stabilizing. They've barely made a dent in his losses by upping their pledges. He's on the Spoony path. Now I'm imagining Robert in a few years, trying to live off $300 a month. Somehow I feel like it won't be as workable for him as Noah. He's going to be freeloading off his brother more and more as time goes on.

Hey Chippa, I hope you're paying attention and reconsidering your retarded attempts to become an e-celeb like your brother. Both of you are going to be relying on that engineering job's paycheck in a few years.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Bob is obsolete

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Bob is obsolete

The Escapist as a whole is obsolete it’s just a free host for Zero Punctuation at this point.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

What if The Escapist wanted to get rid of him for awhile but Russ Pitts actually got him a good contract that they just couldn't boot him out of? I'm just south of full mast at the idea that Russ saved Bob all this time and Bob betrayed him.

 

[Foltest]

Well... You reap what you sow. His content didn't bring in any views either so The Ecapists didn't lose anything really.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Bob would make a shit villain. He's no Wilson Fisk, other than the fatness and balding. A good villain needs some level of charisma, personality, likability and a world view that while twisted is understandable to some degree. Bob would be a nameless thug who runs away when anything actually happens other than being part of a mob attacking people.

I'm thinking more the Mole Man.

 

[A Logging Company]

What if The Escapist wanted to get rid of him for awhile but Russ Pitts actually got him a good contract that they just couldn't boot him out of? I'm just south of full mast at the idea that Russ saved Bob all this time and Bob betrayed him.

Will Bob try his own attempt at an Eagle Semen letter?

 

[Absolutego]

It's really revealing as to the state of the Escapist that their announcement of Moviebob's firing is posted not on their website, not on their twitter account, but a Youtube Community page thread.

 

[Wünderkind]

lol enjoy the breadline bob.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Wait, I'm not seeing anything about that show he's doing with Jack Packard and some other guy. Are they only cancelling Big Picture and Escape to the Movies or are they fully yeeting his ass?

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

lol enjoy the breadline bob.

Hey, bread is just empty carbs a lot of the time, so Robert would love it!

 

[Foltest]

Wait, I'm not seeing anything about that show he's doing with Jack Packard and some other guy. Are they only cancelling Big Picture and Escape to the Movies or are they fully yeeting his ass?

He is fucking yeeted.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqg5FCR7NrpvlBWMXdt-5Vg/community?lb=Ugzpx-YBxSt6oFdh4AR4AaABCQ

 

[Water-T]

Bob got fired from the Escapist again.

I'm sure his rabid defense of the softcore kiddie porn "Cuties" had absolutely nothing to do with Blob's shitcanning.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Goodbye Bobby, it's been nice. Hope you find your paradise.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Fucking ha.

It never ceases to amaze me that content creators whose literal income is reliant on them being renewed can't keep their fucking mouth shut. How hard is it to swallow your retarded opinions and just not post retardation?

 

[Monster Energy Drink]

Just put on a tie, comb your hair, and walk into any building and immediately get a job, Bob.

 

[Wünderkind]

knew 3:00 would come in handy one day

ah FGF, is there any occasion you don't have a top-notch clip for?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Bob got fired from the Escapist again.

So cold. So very cold. No "we'll miss you" no "it was a hard decision" just "he's gone, that is all".

Get fucked Bobby!

 

[Koby_Fish]

It's now sinking that I'd really hate to be Boberto now. He's an object of ridicule in the internets, he's not accepted in the commie circles he so desperately sucks up to, has no marketable skills, and he's as ugly as beating your own mom with a dried horsecock.
And now he is out of a job. The last employer that could put up with his quail shit told him to hit the bricks. He burned the one bridge he couldn't burn. His own channel is beaten by videos of silly NASCAR Racing 2003 mods and kids unpacking toys, and no other media group will take him as he doesn't offer anything interesting to say or watch, and he is very much a Hindenburg waiting to crash and burn, in more ways than one.

To top it off, they didn't even muster the good will to post something in the lines of "We wish Bob the best in his future endeavors". Harsh, but couldn't have happened to a nice guy. Make your bed, lie in it, yadda yadda yadda. I now wait for the outcome of this announcement with hot buttered popcorn.

I mean, with bona fides like his, he COULD try getting hired by the DNC. Or by one of "The Squad".