Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

What if The Escapist wanted to get rid of him for awhile but Russ Pitts actually got him a good contract that they just couldn't boot him out of?

If that's the case....

 

[TexOffender]

hehehhehehe

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Meh, I think you guys are putting too much into this.

This was probably just a business decision as Blob brings very little views compared to the what he probably gets paid.

Someone at HO crunched the numbers and Blobby got the boot, I don't think anything of his personal shit really ties into that.

He's just not that big a deal that his personal views and Twitter takes could actually harm the channel. He's...nothing really. A dime a dozen man child spewing his poorly recorded childlike opinions onto the webz like a million others.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Bob, if you're reading this, Channel Awesome is hiring.

 

[Foltest]

Meh, I think you guys are putting too much into this.

This was probably just a business decision as Blob brings very little views compared to the what he probably gets paid.

Someone at HO crunched the numbers and Blobby got the boot, I don't think anything of his personal shit really ties into that.

He's just not that big a deal that his personal views and Twitter takes could actually harm the channel. He's...nothing really. A dime a dozen man child spew his poorly recorded opinions onto the webz like a million others.

That could have played a part, but his sperging on twitter and social media would have not helped either. Any potenial viewer get turned away.

 

[Adamska]

Bob got fired from the Escapist again.

HAHAHAHAHA HE DID SOMETHING SO DUMB HIS BOSS' BOSS NOTICED AND WANTED HIM GONE.

Of note is the fact it was apparently the *parent company* of the escapist which decided to fire him, which makes me wonder whether he was seen as such an unbelievable liability and embarrassment to the brand that word made its way up the corporate ladder enough to have corporate bigwigs directly intervene just to remove him from the equation

So here's my question: what precisely do you guys think got Billy-Bob shitcanned from his "job"? Was it the pedophilia defense, or was it using a personal army over some Honduran guy and violating Twitter TOS via harrassment?

Either way this is hilarious. Made obsolete by his own smoothbrained actions.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I love the fucking comments. The extent of how done they are with Bob is amazing.

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[Horus]

HAHAHAHAHA

So here's my question: what precisely do you guys think got Billy-Bob shitcanned from his "job"? Was it the pedophilia defense, or was it using a personal army over some Honduran guy and violating Twitter TOS via harrassment?

Either way this is hilarious. Made obsolete by his own smoothbrained actions.

I think he raided the office snack dish one to many times. Come one Bob, you knew it was a privilege, not a right.

 

[TexOffender]

I love the fucking comments. The extent of how done they are with Bob is amazing.

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hahahahhaha, yeah they're making it clear that he was jettisoned toward the sun.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Just put on a tie, comb your hair, and walk into any building and immediately get a job, Bob.

Don't forget the clean shirt! Without the clean shirt, it's all for naught!

HAHAHAHAHA

So here's my question: what precisely do you guys think got Billy-Bob shitcanned from his "job"? Was it the pedophilia defense, or was it using a personal army over some Honduran guy and violating Twitter TOS via harrassment?

Either way this is hilarious. Made obsolete by his own smoothbrained actions.

I think it has more to do with the Escapist probably wanted to get rid of him long ago, but since they had a contract, they were stuck with him if they didn't want to pay out the nose to ditch him. Now that his contract is up, they're deciding not to renew him, because of the backlash against SJW bullshit has caused some companies to think twice about hiring/keeping people like bob. Hell, Quartering mentions a previous firing of an SJW by a company, so this is now definitely a budding trend. But the smoothbrain doesn't have the self-awareness or self-preservation instinct to not spew variants on "BUT MUH BIDEN HARRIS TICKET WILL USHER IN THE SOOPEERYAH FYOOCHA and genocide the wasteland mayonnaise ghouls!" every 10 seconds on the twatters, which Escapist higher-ups finally realized was losing them money and subs.

Get fucked woke, go broke, Bob.

 

[Absolutego]

HAHAHAHAHA

So here's my question: what precisely do you guys think got Billy-Bob shitcanned from his "job"? Was it the pedophilia defense, or was it using a personal army over some Honduran guy and violating Twitter TOS via harrassment?

Either way this is hilarious. Made obsolete by his own smoothbrained actions.

Either they're bleeding revenue and went for the largest dead weight in a very literal sense, or his recent politisperging (whether it's going after Memeology, whining about the election in his usual fascist manner) drew enough ire and "why are you associated with this moron" emails that they cut him off.

Bob is, in his own words, D-list at best. I very much doubt leadership suddenly had ethical issues with keeping him around.

 

[TexOffender]

I think he raided the office snack dish one to many times. Come one Bob, you knew it was a privilege, not a right.

Remember his "building a better gamer" videos? Hahahahahhaa

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

This better not be a Halloween Trick.

 

[DamageJoy]

Bob got fired from the Escapist again.

Play stupid toxic games on Twitter, win stupid prizes IRL.

 

[BrunoMattei]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Firing Saga 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold let's gooooooooooo!

Fixed that for you.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob got fired from the Escapist again.

Lol. Lol. Lol.

 

[barbellister]

the escapist owes yahtzee millions in aspirin money, especially now that he's carrying them on his back completely solo
it'd be kinda cool if they had the money and industry influence to poach channel-carrying talent from similar publications to pick up the slack. stealing brian david gilbert from polygon and lyle rath from destructoid would unironically get me to subscribe to their channel again, it'd be like a new G4 but with insufferable hipsters instead of adam cokeler and mommy webb

 

[The tired cat]

Bob got fired from the Escapist again.

 

[cyberdick]

Bob is Gone

 

[Horpach]

What will Roberto put his four-digit IQ towards now?