Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[WEEWOOManiac90]

Think about how pathetic this is: Bob not only got fired, but he got fired TWICE BY THE SAME COMPANY! Most people if they got rehired by the same company would act like housewives from the 50s to their bosses, but Bob just got fired again.
I'm happy to be on this forum today lads.

Also obligatory victory song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joDeeXeh5cg&ab_channel=BaseballHockeySportsCrew-Topic

 

[DamageJoy]

If Bob has to get a job at McDonald's, how many shifts will he be able to do until he gets caught in the kitchen taking a bite out of customer's big macs

Better yet, how long until he's homeless?

Never underestimate the simps these guys have, but if he will really go down, it will be a glorious drama.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Apropos of nothing in particular

 

[NeroRisotto]

What's that now?

This.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

If Bob has to get a job at McDonald's, how many shifts will he be able to do until he gets caught in the kitchen taking a bite out of customer's big macs

Better yet, how long until he's homeless?

On the first one, my bet is that first he will spit in the burgers of people and try to shoplift. But he will be caught pretty fast. I expect all his coworkers to be absolutely looking forward to rat him on his misdemeanor since he will, most likely due to his attitude, be on the shitlist of everyone.

On the second, the moment he gets sacked once more. Or he will bounce from minimum wage jobs until he either quits for good or finds one where the manager finds him tolerable

 

[Illiterate Wanderer]

On the first one, my bet is that first he will spit in the burgers of people and try to shoplift. But he will be caught pretty fast. I expect all his coworkers to be absolutely looking forward to rat him on his misdemeanor since he will, most likely due to his attitude, be on the shitlist of everyone.

Imagine this but it's Bob working at a McDonald's

 

[thismanlies]

Play stupid toxic games on Twitter, win stupid prizes IRL.

Is that what he got fired for? If his family loved him, they’d rub his nose in it for letting it happen twice.

 

[Jacques Strap]

I still have a little trouble believing that this is specifically because of his recent behaviour, silverscreen robert has been spewing such bile for years, are they really only NOW going to realise 'Oh wait, having this tub of lard air out his genocidal fantasies all day long with the Escapist's name in his bio might have some negative impact on the brand.' I'm leaning towards just shitcanning a failing asset because his content sucks on top of his personality being absolutely abbhorent

That said, obviously it's still hilarious.

 

[Robert James]

Time to move back

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His tears are flooding his basement.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Time to move back

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I didn’t know he ever left

It's now sinking that I'd really hate to be Boberto now. He's an object of ridicule in the internets, he's not accepted in the commie circles he so desperately sucks up to, has no marketable skills, and he's as ugly as beating your own mom with a dried horsecock.
And now he is out of a job. The last employer that could put up with his quail shit told him to hit the bricks. He burned the one bridge he couldn't burn. His own channel is beaten by videos of silly NASCAR Racing 2003 mods and kids unpacking toys, and no other media group will take him as he doesn't offer anything interesting to say or watch, and he is very much a Hindenburg waiting to crash and burn, in more ways than one.

To top it off, they didn't even muster the good will to post something in the lines of "We wish Bob the best in his future endeavors". Harsh, but couldn't have happened to a nice guy. Make your bed, lie in it, yadda yadda yadda. I now wait for the outcome of this announcement with hot buttered popcorn.

Yeah, normally I wouldn’t be one to take satisfaction in someone losing their job, but Bob is such an absolute asshole. I even felt sorry for the Scalfanis when Tammy lost her job. But Bob? I can’t find it in me to feel bad for him at all. He is one of the most hateful people I’ve ever seen and has created pretty much all of his own problems.

Wait, I'm not seeing anything about that show he's doing with Jack Packard and some other guy. Are they only cancelling Big Picture and Escape to the Movies or are they fully yeeting his ass?

I was surprised to learn that Jack worked with Bob. He seems like a very positive person who would hate someone like Bob.

 

[DamageJoy]

Is that what he got fired for? If his family loved him, they’d rub his nose in it for letting it happen twice.

We don't really have behind the scenes coverage at this point, but the current drama making Movie Bob revelant may be at play here.
Perhaps a considence is always at play, of course his online brand is so toxic it should be burried in a concrete sarcophagus like the reactor in Chernobil.

 

[Hal]

Lmao that's what you fucking deserve for attempting to get memology and anyone who made fun of you for defending Netflix child porn deplatformed you fat, miserable retard. Get fucked.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

If his family loved him, they’d rub his nose in it for letting it happen twice.

Nah, his family are enablers. Hell, his little bro is even trying to follow his footsteps into becoming a minor internet celebrity by... umm... discussing what pop culture elements formed his character through the years? As if it was something important that needed to be shared.
Yeah, the point is, his family will likely coddle his big, sorry, gelatinous ass over this.

 

[WEEWOOManiac90]

The tweet-fest will be glorious.

 

[MeltyTW]

Bob got fired from the Escapist again.

Diddler Dax and Movie Blob think being a child molester doesnt lead to this

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

All we need is for Trump to win reelection to see Bobbo go into a Chernobyl-like meltdown.

 

[Absolutego]

If he had just used his fucking "personal" account after they all but shouted at him to start separating his spergery from their public image, he'd still be employed.
Is there anyone who deliberately ruined their own life over twitter horseshit more than Bob? They literally gave him an out and he still fucked up.

 

[Wingnut]

Fucking ha.

It never ceases to amaze me that content creators whose literal income is reliant on them being renewed can't keep their fucking mouth shut. How hard is it to swallow your retarded opinions and just not post retardation?

If these last few months have been anything to go by apparently very hard.

 

[hot hot leg]

haha don't believe everything you read haha

 

[BlueSpark]

the escapist owes yahtzee millions in aspirin money, especially now that he's carrying them on his back completely solo
it'd be kinda cool if they had the money and industry influence to poach channel-carrying talent from similar publications to pick up the slack. stealing brian david gilbert from polygon and lyle rath from destructoid would unironically get me to subscribe to their channel again, it'd be like a new G4 but with insufferable hipsters instead of adam cokeler and mommy webb

They should pay Gabe to fly out to America and make some new Let's Drown Out. He's be a lot cheaper and funnier than those other guys.

I was surprised to learn that Jack worked with Bob. He seems like a very positive person who would hate someone like Bob.

Jack Packard probably shares many of Bob's political beliefs but has the good sense to mostly keep his mouth shut.