Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[katebushnightcore]

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>my spaghetti sauce is going to take 5 hours to simmer in the oven.
A Dutch oven is not an oven lol.
Five hours? Isn't that just making paste, not sauce? Prepare for some real fucking dry pasta. Chinny is a dry gorl too!

I will roll my eyes if its Ziggy Stardust. Most people go through their entry level music stage through band tees when they're teenagers.

 

[BobLoblaw]

So the real question is, will we see her eat an absolute mountain of spaghetti tonight? Or will she "have to" order in some fast food because she accidentally burned the sauce after cooking it for six hours?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Oh God - I hadn't considered Ziggy. She'd butcher that look.

 

[TurdFondler]

If she started with completely raw vegetables and wanted to boil them down into a sauce 5 hours isn't unreasonable.

Since cooking from scratch is an alternate timeline Chantal, she would use that time to wash her hair, read up on content for an informative mukbang, put together another simple but stylish outfit, interact with her wholesome and adoring fan base and of course prepare the cute and cozy backdrops that we all know and love her for.

 

[Nim's Chimpsky]

Maybe the shirt planted the seed... and that seed became an idea... and she coveted that seedy idea by wearing the same shirt for a week... and now that idea is infected... and its lodged in her lungs gorls...

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

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>my spaghetti sauce is going to take 5 hours to simmer in the oven.
A Dutch oven is not an oven lol.
Five hours? Isn't that just making paste, not sauce? Prepare for some real fucking dry pasta. Chinny is a dry gorl too!

I will roll my eyes if its Ziggy Stardust. Most people go through their entry level music stage through band tees when they're teenagers.

Ziggy was my first thought too. I don’t believe she’s enough of a Bowie fan to know about Aladdin Sane.

 

[DongMiguel]

That or Jareth with a cheap wig.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I'm pretty sure that the video was filmed years ago. Here's a still from her video

CASSAVA MUKBANG AND 2 STORYTIMES!​

posted in 2017. Exact same plate, plating (except she doused hers in Sriracha.) Most likely, she didn't post the video of Bibi cooking it in the OG video because she wanted to act like she cooked it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL1WL-xv9sA&t=2s

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I think it might be outtakes from this video.

There's only so much diarrhea-on-rice I can look at, so I didn't compare them completely. However, I remember the first time I saw this video, looking at the splatter all over the oven. Looks like the recreation of chantal's post-failed-threesome, shit-sprayed-wall. There's the splatter in both videos. Whether it's the video you posted, or this one, or the zillion other videos she's uploaded of west african shit stew, I believe this is old content. If it's not from a prior video, it's from when she invited herself over to his house for dinner a month or so ago, and came up with the one-and-done cooking around the world series. I think she may have said she got recipes from him to cook, in addition to the somali slop she cooked in the one video.

Basically, whatever this content originated as, I don't believe that he recorded it so they could have a socially-distanced meal together or whatever she's trying to sell it as.

 

[lymphadainty]

Didn't she put fucking ketchup in her last red sauce? Just because you're using some cheap ass dutch oven doesn't make you an epicure, Chins.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Alright who called it?

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Why is she wearing her Uma Thurman wig with it, tho?

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Why is she wearing her Uma Thurman wig with it, tho?

Because she needed the $6 a cheap ziggy wig would cost for more arby's

 

[Refrigerator Poet]

Team "Creamy" versus Team "Beautiful" : which hopeless idiot would win for most repeats of their only known adjective? I'd throw a fiver on Christa.

I had to click this off; I was starting to sputter angrily at my phone. And I was on the subway.

That woman’s fake nails are apparently all tip and no nail bed. Does she even have fingernails? Or does she just glue them right on her nailless fingertips?

Alright who called it?
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I was holding out hope for Chris Gaines, the short-lived emo alter-ego of Garth Brooks. The Pulp Fiction wig would have worked nicely for it, too.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Please God, do NOT let her sing. She can't carry a tune in a bucket. But she'll try to warble something; maybe an anguished version of 'It Ain't Easy' followed by a harangue about fat shaming.

Added: I was secretly hoping for an attempt at Chris Gains as well - if only to see her try to wear a soul patch & not inhale it with her spaghetti.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I was secretly hoping for an attempt at Chris Gains as well - if only to see her try to wear a soul patch & not inhale it with her spaghetti.

I would pay actual cash money to watch her accidentally choke on a press-on soul patch. It would be like some sort of weird Dadaist art installation about the human condition in 2020.

 

[AvrilsMeatsuit]

Damn. You can really see that Slaton forehead in that photo. The paint accentuates it somehow.

 

[Dutch Courage]

At least she isn't trying to pull off Bowie's Thin White Duke period look.

And, since nothing in her world is worth doing unless it is done with abject incompetence, I have to chuckle that she managed to get the lightning bolt completely backwards.

 

[MoooCow]

Who is Chinny kidding? We all know, given the choice of going live or doing actual work by editing footage, she will choose the latter 100% of the time

 

[Over 9000 Bacons]

"ZIGGY STARDUST AND SPAGHETTI FROM MARS MUKBANG"
Posted by Foodie Beauty - 17 October 2020
(Channel landing page as it appeared date of upload archived here)

Spoiler: ARCHIVE: "ZIGGY STARDUST AND SPAGHETTI FROM MARS MUKBANG"

17 Oct 2020

 

[christie]

jesus wept.

i guess chantal's gotta prove that her bowie shirt and random david bowie mentions in her totally real stories aren't just for show-- she's a true and honest fan.

Why is she wearing her Uma Thurman wig with it, tho?

probably can't stuff her fat head into a shorter wig without her hair sticking out.

eta highlights: homegirl goes wayyyyy too in-depth on how to make spaghetti that she claims she's going to freeze for later. it's spaghetti. drain the meat? wow what a concept. she sings, complete with a mid-verse hee hee! and demonic cat voice. educates us peasants on david bowie, mourns his death immediately after referencing his dick. she mentions starting an onlyfans wearing lingerie , but she's worried about people leaking her content for free so she's gonna ask other folks how to prevent it. complains about how hard and draining being a youtuber is, and how busy her life is despite not having a real job, children, or responsibilities.

very boring video, not too slurpy. apparently she just "felt like dressing up" and admits that she overhyped vlogtober (think about how low that bar has to be). guess we'll have to wait for the "party" tomorrow.