Trashfire Adam Kovic & Ryan Haywood (The Dead Pixel / Koko / Pikovic, and James Ryan Haywoood / Iron Ryan / The Mad King / Vagabond) - Rooster Teeth associates who've sent horrifying nudes behind their families' backs in what looks like a gay catfish

[The Weed Wizard]

And this is what makes Ryan the dumbest mofo on the planet. Anyone who is actively cheating should avoid this shit. How hard would it have been to just be like "no, I don't send dick pics" because 2 out of 4 of those fuckers already lied and said "no". No one would have contested it. Hell, he could have just said "yeah just my wife" and no one else would have doubted it (except his wife who knew he hadn't sent her anything...but presumably she had to have known he was fucking other people).

But no, his dumb ass had to get cocky and smirk and say he has sent dick picks. And then he scrambled to find an excuse as to why he was sexting people not his wife back in the day pre-phone/text...and his only solution was email.

He's not only a sexual predator but he's a Class A dumbass too.

It seems Ryan thought he was too smart to get caught by anyone in RT and you can kinda tell he didnt expect push back from burnie.

 

[Paint by Numbers]

Modern Women: "Sex positive! I fuck whoever I want, whenever I want, and you slut shamers cant stop me!"

Also Modern Women: "I willingly exchanged nudes with a guy and now I have PTSD!"

The shit with young girls, the cheating, and manipulation are indefensible, but I have no sympathy for the of-age women who willingly sexted with him and now regret it because it'll get them attention. What happened to personal responsibility?

While certainly some of the of-age women are looking for sympathy (and at worst covering up their own gross, virgin hunting impropriety) it looks like at least a couple of them are just sharing their similar experiences with his non-illegal but still shitty and gross behaviour. They certainly aren't all calling themselves victims and at least one or two was actively avoiding using that language, I assume because they know that they aren't.

You can share your experience of someone being kind of a shitty person without claiming victimhood or attention-whoring. I'm not trying to WK for the women who are doing that, just want to clarify that not all of-age women are saying they're "uwu victims pwease asspats" so I'm hesitant to lump them all together.

 

[repentance]

Holy shit, I just watched the clip and you're dead on. Jon talked over Burnie so the statement couldn't really be heard, but Burnie was completely right - Ryan got married in 2007, and was dating his wife for a few years before that. Unless he was taking pictures of his dick on a fucking camera, manually porting them onto a computer (and this is assuming he would've been able to afford a camera that could actually connect to a computer, they were pretty damn expensive back then), saving it as RYANTHECOCKHAVINGGUY.PNG and sending it via email or, heaven forbid, fucking Craigslist, then there's no way for him to have sent a nude in the pre-camera phone era.

Camera phones and Facebook both existed by 2007.

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[cockle]

I'm keeping the bare amount of attention on this but there are 10 victims that have come out? seriously? 10???

 

[Random Internet Person]

While certainly some of the of-age women are looking for sympathy (and at worst covering up their own gross, virgin hunting impropriety) it looks like at least a couple of them are just sharing their similar experiences with his non-illegal but still shitty and gross behaviour. They certainly aren't all calling themselves victims and at least one or two was actively avoiding using that language, I assume because they know that they aren't.

You can share your experience of someone being kind of a shitty person without claiming victimhood or attention-whoring. I'm not trying to WK for the women who are doing that, just want to clarify that not all of-age women are saying they're "uwu victims pwease asspats" so I'm hesitant to lump them all together.

The thing about some of the victims is that they admit they didn’t realize they were groupies because they were caught up in the excitement of being noticed and taken to bed by their idol. And now they’re just learning of his practices.

 

[MemeGrey]

You can share your experience of someone being kind of a shitty person without claiming victimhood or attention-whoring. I'm not trying to WK for the women who are doing that, just want to clarify that not all of-age women are saying they're "uwu victims pwease asspats" so I'm hesitant to lump them all together.

I'd agree with you if they weren't all in each others replies kissing ass and talking about how "brave" they all are, not to mention that "SurvivorsOfRyan" account.

I'm keeping the bare amount of attention on this but there are 10 victims that have come out? seriously? 10???

Eh, being genorous I'd say 4 of them have a legitimate grievance and the others feel guilty/want asspats.

 

[Astro Boy]

I wanna see a picture of Ryan's wife. Is she some type of elephant woman? Looking at some of these photos of his accusers and I'm thinking "that's the best he could pull?". Or is his claim of her not putting out enough true and he's been in a sexless marriage?

Not excusing what he did. Just who he's targeted screams desperation the dirty dog.

This has to end in jail or backflip.

 

[yeahinnitm8]

I wanna see a picture of Ryan's wife. Is she some type of elephant woman? Looking at some of these photos of his accusers and I'm thinking "that's the best he could pull?". Or is his claim of her not putting out enough true and he's been in a sexless marriage?

Not excusing what he did. Just who he's targeted screams desperation the dirty dog.

This has to end in jail or backflip.

It's been posted like 12 times but here

 

[Astro Boy]

It's been posted like 12 times but here

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She's not that bad. She seems a nice respectable lady. Sure she's not a 20 something year old but neither is Ryan and somehow, someway the 20 year old's and even younger in some of the claims look worse! Unhinged and really... millennial.

You should've stuck with the Vet Ryan, you should've stuck with the Vet.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I wanna see a picture of Ryan's wife. Is she some type of elephant woman? Looking at some of these photos of his accusers and I'm thinking "that's the best he could pull?". Or is his claim of her not putting out enough true and he's been in a sexless marriage?

Not excusing what he did. Just who he's targeted screams desperation the dirty dog.

This has to end in jail or backflip.

She apparently has scarring tissue or something like that. We also know that he’s really rough in bed. Even if she didn’t have a condition I wouldn’t blame her for not wanting to have sex with him if he consistently made it painful for her.

 

[Astro Boy]

She apparently has scarring tissue or something like that. We also know that he’s really rough in bed. Even if she didn’t have a condition I wouldn’t blame her for not wanting to have sex with him if he consistently made it painful for her.

So he's basically the real life 50 shades of Haywood, lol. Jesus Christ. Makes me wonder what's the most fucked up deviant thing he's done.

Ryan's the sadist while Adam's clearly the masochist. They would've been perfect for each other.

 

[MemeGrey]

She apparently has scarring tissue or something like that. We also know that he’s really rough in bed. Even if she didn’t have a condition I wouldn’t blame her for not wanting to have sex with him if he consistently made it painful for her.

No thats Jacks wife Caiti, Ryans wife allegedly doesn't have sex with him but thats only what he has said.

 

[Broble64]

Ryans wife allegedly doesn't have sex with him but thats only what he has said.

Probably choked her out one too many times. Poor Ryan, all he wanted was a genuine emotional connection or maybe three or four or twenty.

 

[Sneakywombat666]

Probably choked her out one too many times. Poor Ryan, all he wanted was a genuine emotional connection or maybe three or four or twenty.

He doesn't warm up the pussy. No foreplay, no getting his sexy on. Just going in dry and humpin' fast and furious style. No woman wants that kind of selfish lover. Probably got tired of him being fucking terrible at sex.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

He doesn't warm up the pussy. No foreplay, no getting his sexy on. Just going in dry and humpin' fast and furious style. No woman wants that kind of selfish lover. Probably got tired of him being fucking terrible at sex.

I'll never understand selfish lovers. From my perspective as a husband, I want my wife to enjoy sex. I know I ain't getting nothing for a good long while if I do the whole "bite the pillow" routine. Making a woman bleed from regular intercourse isn't normal, no matter what your favorite hentai says.

On the topic, sex is like pizza for men; no such thing as a truly awful pizza. There's bad pizza, sure, but it's still pizza at the end of the day.
I've found, however, that sex for women is more like risotto; a careful balance of sauciness. Add too little and your risotto is crunchy and inedible. Too much and it becomes repulsive goo. Neither is enjoyable nor recognizable as proper risotto.

Seems that our dear Ryan never learned to make a proper fucking risotto. He sure does like his pizza though.

 

[NeverRight]

He doesn't warm up the pussy. No foreplay, no getting his sexy on. Just going in dry and humpin' fast and furious style. No woman wants that kind of selfish lover. Probably got tired of him being fucking terrible at sex.

I'm but a simple man, and I also don't want that kind of rough, painful sex. Whenever I feel my partner has a dry pussy, I feel very self aware, kinda shitty, and put the blame on myself. So (ladies) and gentlemen, that's why you always eat that pussy like there's no tomorrow. Cancel your twelve o' clock appointment, and go down on her like a fucking champion.

>Has a "meltdown"
>Immediately shaves her head

How Britney of her.

Faggy fyi: apparently, Britney shaved her head so they couldn't trace any form of drugs in her hair, so she could get custody of her kids.


edited for less fagginess

 

[Broble64]

On the topic, sex is like pizza for men; no such thing as a truly awful pizza. There's bad pizza, sure, but it's still pizza at the end of the day.

You, sir, have never had truly awful sex. Or truly awful pizza.

 

[Ooggabogga]

Spoiler: MIGHT GET FIRED BUT WHATEVER FUCK IT

Rooster teeth is a incest cancer of a media brand. it’s has nothing postive to give apart from debt

bernie is a sicko who fucked Barbara, his assistant and Meg. had multiple affairs. Fucks fans. Fuck over staff by not pay over time or for work. Bernie knew about Ryan, he knew about Geoff, he knew. He did

bernie had a fan orgy at rtx 2017 at the Hilton

ryan fucked meg

also jack is a sick fuck who groomed his “fan” wife

then leaves for Scotland wonder why huh?

also Micheal is a long time racist

Geoff will most likely be leaving the company soon his life his empty shell

 

[Broble64]

Spoiler: MIGHT GET FIRED BUT WHATEVER FUCK IT

Rooster teeth is a incest cancer of a media brand. it’s has nothing postive to give apart from debt

bernie is a sicko who fucked Barbara, his assistant and Meg. had multiple affairs. Fucks fans. Fuck over staff by not pay over time or for work. Bernie knew about Ryan, he knew about Geoff, he knew. He did

bernie had a fan orgy at rtx 2017 at the Hilton

ryan fucked meg

also jack is a sick fuck who groomed his “fan” wife

then leaves for Scotland wonder why huh?

also Micheal is a long time racist

Geoff will most likely be leaving the company soon his life his empty shell

I agree, also one time I donated and they didn't say my username and that made me sooooo mad

 

[Carnivorous Plant 2.0]

Spoiler: MIGHT GET FIRED BUT WHATEVER FUCK IT

Rooster teeth is a incest cancer of a media brand. it’s has nothing postive to give apart from debt

bernie is a sicko who fucked Barbara, his assistant and Meg. had multiple affairs. Fucks fans. Fuck over staff by not pay over time or for work. Bernie knew about Ryan, he knew about Geoff, he knew. He did

bernie had a fan orgy at rtx 2017 at the Hilton

ryan fucked meg

also jack is a sick fuck who groomed his “fan” wife

then leaves for Scotland wonder why huh?

also Micheal is a long time racist

If you're going to pretend to work somewhere so you can get attention from losers on the internet at least get your pretend ex-boss's name right.