Trashfire Adam Kovic & Ryan Haywood (The Dead Pixel / Koko / Pikovic, and James Ryan Haywoood / Iron Ryan / The Mad King / Vagabond) - Rooster Teeth associates who've sent horrifying nudes behind their families' backs in what looks like a gay catfish

[NeverRight]

Spoiler: MIGHT GET FIRED BUT WHATEVER FUCK IT

Rooster teeth is a incest cancer of a media brand. it’s has nothing postive to give apart from debt

bernie is a sicko who fucked Barbara, his assistant and Meg. had multiple affairs. Fucks fans. Fuck over staff by not pay over time or for work. Bernie knew about Ryan, he knew about Geoff, he knew. He did

bernie had a fan orgy at rtx 2017 at the Hilton

ryan fucked meg

also jack is a sick fuck who groomed his “fan” wife

then leaves for Scotland wonder why huh?

also Micheal is a long time racist

No worries, I'm sure you can't get fired for being an attention seeking sperg

No actual evidence? Then refrain yourself from posting this drabble, or get the shit outta here

 

[Give Me Your Milk]

You, sir, have never had truly awful sex. Or truly awful pizza.

Or maybe he's never had sex?

 

[NeverRight]

Or maybe he's never had sex?

Well, he's married, so he used to have sex, but not anymore

 

[Anthonycat]

Yep and she took the daughter with her.

Spoiler: She looks like that now

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Yep and she took the daughter with her.

Spoiler: She looks like that now

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No that's Geoff kid

 

[GlowBones]

I feel bad even saying this, but I have a friend who's a major RT fangirl and she looks just like them. Makes you wonder who the hell is next.

Another day, another victim:

Uhm.... Wow. I didn't really see this coming.

 

[Rando453634567]

No that's Geoff kid

Well yeah, they're talking about Geoff

 

[TurkishOreo]

Uhm.... Wow. I didn't really see this coming.

I did (and there's always gonna be more 'victims' going to accuse him.)
Edit: It's the newest version of kick the Autistic "Accuse the Kovic"
Edit2: i mixed those two up, oops. "Hawyood the Accused" and "Leaky Kovic" then

 

[alakae]

I did (and there's always gonna be more 'victims' going to accuse him.)
Edit: It's the newest version of kick the Autistic "Accuse the Kovic"

I think you're a little confused there, bud. Adam Kovic is the guy with the nudes that leaked. Ryan Haywood is the guy with all the accusations.

 

[Willie Thrills]

Spoiler: MIGHT GET FIRED BUT WHATEVER FUCK IT

Rooster teeth is a incest cancer of a media brand. it’s has nothing postive to give apart from debt

bernie is a sicko who fucked Barbara, his assistant and Meg. had multiple affairs. Fucks fans. Fuck over staff by not pay over time or for work. Bernie knew about Ryan, he knew about Geoff, he knew. He did

bernie had a fan orgy at rtx 2017 at the Hilton

ryan fucked meg

also jack is a sick fuck who groomed his “fan” wife

then leaves for Scotland wonder why huh?

also Micheal is a long time racist

Tell me more about the Jewish one

 

[i am cancer]

And now we've entered double digits... Any bets for how long until we're in triple digits?

 

[GlowBones]

I did (and there's always gonna be more 'victims' going to accuse him.)
Edit: It's the newest version of kick the Autistic "Accuse the Kovic"

You're misunderstanding.
I said I know a girl who's a huge fan, how it makes you wonder who's gonna be next.

She was the 10th.

 

[WillyBest]

Spoiler: MIGHT GET FIRED BUT WHATEVER FUCK IT

Rooster teeth is a incest cancer of a media brand. it’s has nothing postive to give apart from debt

ryan fucked meg

Fuck I hope that cunt gets caught. Piece of shit midget.

 

[analbeats]

Is it me or are the statements given by the accusers distinctly lacking any sort of reflection on how they can avoid being manipulated in the future?
Or even giving advice to others as to what to look out for?
They don't seem to explain how this experience will change the way they communicate with internet funnymen (or other potentially manipulative humans in general).
You know, to help avoid something like this happening (to them) again.

I remember very clearly when I was scammed in RuneScape back as an innocent little teenager. I learned that being naive and believing that all humans were generally 'good' is a losing strategy, which I logically applied to other facets of my life as well.
And I also know now there is no such thing as a free rune armor trim.

 

[Miller]

Spoiler: MIGHT GET FIRED BUT WHATEVER FUCK IT

Rooster teeth is a incest cancer of a media brand. it’s has nothing postive to give apart from debt

bernie is a sicko who fucked Barbara, his assistant and Meg. had multiple affairs. Fucks fans. Fuck over staff by not pay over time or for work. Bernie knew about Ryan, he knew about Geoff, he knew. He did

bernie had a fan orgy at rtx 2017 at the Hilton

ryan fucked meg

also jack is a sick fuck who groomed his “fan” wife

then leaves for Scotland wonder why huh?

also Micheal is a long time racist

Geoff will most likely be leaving the company soon his life his empty shell

Since the entire company had sex with Meg, is Gavin the ultimate thinking man?

 

[Mason Verger]

You're misunderstanding.
I said I know a girl who's a huge fan, how it makes you wonder who's gonna be next.

She was the 10th.

Wait, so you know 10? Any insight you think you can give? You think she’s straight up?

 

[yeahinnitm8]

Spoiler: MIGHT GET FIRED BUT WHATEVER FUCK IT

Rooster teeth is a incest cancer of a media brand. it’s has nothing postive to give apart from debt

bernie is a sicko who fucked Barbara, his assistant and Meg. had multiple affairs. Fucks fans. Fuck over staff by not pay over time or for work. Bernie knew about Ryan, he knew about Geoff, he knew. He did

bernie had a fan orgy at rtx 2017 at the Hilton

ryan fucked meg

also jack is a sick fuck who groomed his “fan” wife

then leaves for Scotland wonder why huh?

also Micheal is a long time racist

Geoff will most likely be leaving the company soon his life his empty shell

Can you goto another thread you schizoid?

 

[Fruity]

That was such a fucking obvious slip... I can't believe no one caught that but Burnie.

It seems Ryan thought he was too smart to get caught by anyone in RT and you can kinda tell he didnt expect push back from burnie.

I wanna blame it on Ryan forgetting that he wasn't the oldest person in the room, so he figured he could joke/lie his way out cause everyone else is so young and retarded, but I also think Gavin would have picked up on it if he was in Burnie's place. Either way, can't believe nothing came of it back then. Though it might have been one of the times where Burnie's brain went "escape while you still can."

I guess it's an open secret, he always said he was going to move to Scotland. Giants Causeway isn't too far from where I used to live, wonder if I'll see him hanging around the Coatbridge dole office or the dead main road when I go back to see my dad.
Just to be clear: Giants Causeway goes all the way to Scotland and as far as a lot of Scots are concerned it's a Scottish attraction and of Scots origin.

I remember him and Geoff (maybe Gus too) talking about visiting Edinburgh on one of the early Drunk Tanks. He's been on on vacation there a couple times too, latest being last year. Ashley posted a photo of some sheep on her twitter and someone pointed out it was a rare breed, and turns out one of the only farms/breeders in Scotland is in Kinghorn, Fife, which is less than an hour's drive from Edinburgh. I could see him getting a bit of land somewhere near. Peaceful enough to raise a baby, and close enough to the capital to enjoy the benefits and connections (internet, transport and job wise) without dealing with the noise, shit and poor people.

I'm sure someone more autistic than I could figure out exactly where by looking up recently purchased properties/pieces of land, or from the style of their fireplace or something obscure, but I'll hedge my bets on somewhere near Edinburgh. Probably Burntisland. Burnie Burns in Burntisland.

Edit; this is on the about section of his website. pretty funny.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

sex is like pizza for men; no such thing as a truly awful pizza.

As a guy who has had to fake an orgasm before and as someone who once found a dead cockroach in a slice of pizza, I 100% disagree on both counts.

 

[Pig Boss]

I wanna blame it on Ryan forgetting that he wasn't the oldest person in the room, so he figured he could joke/lie his way out cause everyone else is so young and retarded, but I also think Gavin would have picked up on it if he was in Burnie's place. Either way, can't believe nothing came of it back then. Though it might have been one of the times where Burnie's brain went "escape while you still can."


I remember him and Geoff (maybe Gus too) talking about visiting Edinburgh on one of the early Drunk Tanks. He's been on on vacation there a couple times too, latest being last year. Ashley posted a photo of some sheep on her twitter and someone pointed out it was a rare breed, and turns out one of the only farms/breeders in Scotland is in Kinghorn, Fife, which is less than an hour's drive from Edinburgh. I could see him getting a bit of land somewhere near. Peaceful enough to raise a baby, and close enough to the capital to enjoy the benefits and connections (internet, transport and job wise) without dealing with the noise, shit and poor people.

I'm sure someone more autistic than I could figure out exactly where by looking up recently purchased properties/pieces of land, or from the style of their fireplace or something obscure, but I'll hedge my bets on somewhere near Edinburgh. Probably Burntisland. Burnie Burns in Burntisland.

Edit; this is on the about section of his website. pretty funny.
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Surely not Fife, that place is generally a shit hole. I spent the better part of my early teens in Kirkcaldy at my uncles. It's rough as a badgers cunt round there.

 

[Mason Verger]

Surely not Fife, that place is generally a shit hole. I spent the better part of my early teens in Kirkcaldy at my uncles. It's rough as a badgers cunt round there.

I reckon Burnie has the money to wall himself away from any of the rich cultural heritage of the local neds smashing buckfast bottles across tourists heads.