US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Absolutego]

Notice how Biden is ok until the horns are honking, and he expresses his fear/uncertainty by clenching the binoculars in his hand. This is imo the real reason for not allowing any crowd reactions during the debate - Joe couldn't handle any distractions.

Those are clearly microphones, not binoculars.

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This is a really weird speech, right? It's not just me?

Either his speechwriter decided to lean into his candidate's ongoing incoherence or Joe's trying and failing to go slightly off-script to make the speech sound less robotic. Was his town hall this bad? I couldn't be bothered to watch.

 

[Reverend]

Those are clearly microphones, not binoculars.

Either his speechwriter decided to lean into his candidate's ongoing incoherence or Joe's trying and failing to go slightly off-script to make the speech sound less robotic. Was his town hall this bad? I couldn't be bothered to watch.

His town hall was rambling but coherent. Cringeworthy but Biden was answering questions normally. HIs meds were on point for the first 70min or so and then the last 20 went down hill fast. Was supposed to go for 2 hours they called it a Lid at 90minutes.

 

[Who dat?]

Was his town hall this bad? I couldn't be bothered to watch.

His "town hall" was Bill Clinton's press secretary -- if you can lie successfully for him, woozy Joe Biden is piece of piss by comparison -- and former Democratic party staffers and candidates "asking" questions provided by the Biden campaign. Even so, Biden managed to fuck up some of the answers. His long-term (>1 hour) memory isn't what it used to be, and it never was any good.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Except when you do release it and it turns out the monster was the old sheriff with a sheet over his head.

If they don't have anything important, or conclusive this could backfire hard.

With what's already shown that's unlikely. But what would almost certainly happen will be Hunter being involved in some crime that's horrid to people who actually understand politics but would pass over the head of the average person.
Regardless, the image of a pedo drug addict would take more than 10 days to fade away, more than enough time to make a difference.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

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This is a really weird speech, right? It's not just me?

You can't really tell how annoying the car honking is on the media produced videos with direct mic feeds to Biden's demoniac mouth. If you check out BGOnTheScene's videos from the perspective of an audience member, you realize how surreal the whole thing really was. I mean, how many people showing up to these events are doing it just to fuck with Joe? Does that make him feel bad? It would kind of hurt my feelings, but I'm not a politician.

He should be using his corruption money to chill in Hawaii and drink Pina Coladas, not be strung through this ringer where so many who show up to his more "public" events try and fuck with him. Even Hillary only had, what, one Pepe moment?

 

[RodgerDodger]

is there more corruption emails? the drug use and hooker stuff is funny but not politically damaging.

I don’t know if anybody has mentioned this yet, but Breitbart appears to have a wholly separate batch of e-mails provided by a named source. Hunter’s ex Partner (now in Jail) Devon Archer. He turned all of his e-mail over to Peter Schweizer, the guy who wrote “Clinton Cash”. Complete with formal written releases and authentication. It independently corroborates much of the NY Post e-mails as Archer was on some of the mail chains. And it has other good stuff. Apparently the “Big Guy” is Gropey Joe.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

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This is a really weird speech, right? It's not just me?

This has the same energy as the talking head from the Apple 1984 commercial or Breen on the monitor in HL2.

 

[Snekposter]

I don’t know if anybody has mentioned this yet, but Breitbart appears to have a wholly separate batch of e-mails provided by a named source. Hunter’s ex Partner (now in Jail) Devon Archer. He turned all of his e-mail over to Peter Schweizer, the guy who wrote “Clinton Cash”. Complete with formal written releases and authentication. It independently corroborates much of the NY Post e-mails as Archer was on some of the mail chains. And it has other good stuff. Apparently the “Big Guy” is Gropey Joe.

I saw that recently. Looks like Devon's unhappy the Bidens made him a fall guy.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

Except when you do release it and it turns out the monster was the old sheriff with a sheet over his head.

If they don't have anything important, or conclusive this could backfire hard.

The fact that what's already out isn't considered "important or conclusive" is a sad commentary on what we've come to tolerate in our politicians.

 

[Quixotic Man]

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This is a really weird speech, right? It's not just me?

Why does "Its a One Stop Shop" sound like a threat?

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

lol just came to post this article Joe Biden's Animal Crossing Island Has Ice Cream, Dogs, And Model Trains

Sounds like they're going for the autistic vote lol

For sure.


He also has a race car bed in his office. Kamala has a sneaker collection because I guess they think that will appeal to zoomer sneakerheads or something.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I saw that recently. Looks like Devon's unhappy the Bidens made him a fall guy.

But interestingly he's not simply slinging shit in the media or writing a book. He signed over his G-Mail account and passwords to Schweitzer to dig through wholesale. Which is a new and novel way to stick the knife in. I mean what are they gonna do, throw him in jail over what they find there? He's already in prison.

 

[kobebyarlant]

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Joe's having a rough day.

Pedo Joe can’t even appear in public without getting constantly heckled but he’s got a 3000% lead over Trump you guys.

 

[Who dat?]

Pedo Joe can’t even appear in public without getting constantly heckled but he’s got a 3000% lead over Trump you guys.

Let's remember he's cowering in the basement again today.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Pedo Joe can’t even appear in public without getting constantly heckled but he’s got a 3000% lead over Trump you guys.

Millions of voters are doing it early. COVID and Drumpf's incompetence are pushing them to the centers. Millions of votes are being cast for Joe Biden as we speak! Drumpf is finally finished!

But seriously, even with the Obama help, this race comes down to two bases: Trump and Not-Trump

 

[kobebyarlant]

You can't really tell how annoying the car honking is on the media produced videos with direct mic feeds to Biden's demoniac mouth. If you check out BGOnTheScene's videos from the perspective of an audience member, you realize how surreal the whole thing really was. I mean, how many people showing up to these events are doing it just to fuck with Joe? Does that make him feel bad? It would kind of hurt my feelings, but I'm not a politician.

He should be using his corruption money to chill in Hawaii and drink Pina Coladas, not be strung through this ringer where so many who show up to his more "public" events try and fuck with him. Even Hillary only had, what, one Pepe moment?

Now that I think about it, has there ever been a candidate as routinely trolled, heckled, and fucked with as much as Joe?

 

[Screw Danlon]

You can't really tell how annoying the car honking is on the media produced videos with direct mic feeds to Biden's demoniac mouth. If you check out BGOnTheScene's videos from the perspective of an audience member, you realize how surreal the whole thing really was. I mean, how many people showing up to these events are doing it just to fuck with Joe? Does that make him feel bad? It would kind of hurt my feelings, but I'm not a politician.

He should be using his corruption money to chill in Hawaii and drink Pina Coladas, not be strung through this ringer where so many who show up to his more "public" events try and fuck with him. Even Hillary only had, what, one Pepe moment?

Even with a direct feed, the mics have to be picking up some of that honking. He’s not wearing a lav, and even if the mics are directional, there should still be some bleed of sound bouncing off the plastic backdrop. I’m kind of amazed they’re managing to block it.

The amateur sound engineer part of me is really curious how they pull it off. I may have to read up on some of that stuff.

 

[thyme's up]

A “lid” is the coordinator telling the pool “hit the bars, nothing more today.”

In Biden's case, it's the breakfast bar.

I go back and forth between sympathy and "Hahahahahalol" with Biden because while he's clearly not all there, he's also shady (or even shadier than shady depending on what gets leaked in the future).

 

[Smug Cat]

And the riots caused at least 2 political deaths of Republicans (the woman that was shot for saying white lives matter and the guy that was assassinated on camera).

Don't forget the proud boy executed in Portland.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Don't forget the proud boy executed in Portland.

Wasn't that the guy that was assassinated? Or we have multiple executions already?

Anyways, to make a more interesting post, this election cycle the left really suffers from blowing their load too quickly. Both in getting the riots and getting Z-grade organizations endorsing Biden, they just give the Okay the nanosecond they reach an agreement rather than waiting for a good moment to start them. The result is that any actual effect they hoped those events will have vanishes while damaging the organization making them.