Trashfire Adam Kovic & Ryan Haywood (The Dead Pixel / Koko / Pikovic, and James Ryan Haywoood / Iron Ryan / The Mad King / Vagabond) - Rooster Teeth associates who've sent horrifying nudes behind their families' backs in what looks like a gay catfish

[Hoss]

One word LUBE
has no one heard of lube?

Also, I would link an efukt video about the 'worst hooker' ever. but, yeah... efukt...
you know you watched it too.

Knowing how fuck up Haywood is, he probably liked it dry.

Or to the point the blood is sufficient lubrication...yes my lunch is ruined

 

[Cactuar King]

One word LUBE
has no one heard of lube?

Also, I would link an efukt video about the 'worst hooker' ever. but, yeah... efukt...
you know you watched it too.

Knowing how fuck up Haywood is, he probably liked it dry.

Or to the point the blood is sufficient lubrication...yes my lunch is ruined

Meg might be the one exception, given that lube test tasting video.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I dislike this new trend of:

If you think you have been abused by RT, we stand with you!
Send all allegations to:
dontcallthecops@ xxxmail .com
and we will send you an nda, then promptly bury the report with our plausible-deniability team.
#NotSexTraffickers
#DontSueWarnerMedia

NEVER send the criminal empire a 'cry-note', hoping for $5 or a game code (edi: OR A FREE FUCKING T-SHIRT!).
Call the cops, then CALL A LAWYER.

edit:
@Mason Verger
“#RTcares tshirts now available at the rooster teeth store! Note: xxl-xxxl sizes currently sold out.”

LOL -CALLED IT!

Free T-shirts to the victims! (fuck, BARB! ORDER MORE XXL!!!)

 

[Mason Verger]

I dislike this new trend of:

If you think you have been abused by RT, we stand with you!
Send all allegations to:
dontcallthecops@ xxxmail .com
and we will send you an nda, then promptly bury the report with our plausible-deniability team.
#NotSexTraffickers
#DontSueWarnerMedia

NEVER send the criminal empire a 'cry-note', hoping for $5 or a game code.
Call the cops, then CALL A LAWYER.

“#RTcares tshirts now available at the rooster teeth store! Note: xxl-xxxl sizes currently sold out.”

 

[Gun Safety]

We really need better sex education, is it really so shocking and inconceivable that a guy with some modicum of status will inevitably use it for sex? That's the only reason guys want to be famous. These chicks don't really have any leg to stand on to claim victimhood, not like he raped them or drugged them, he just got them to consent and as we all know in the 21st century the only difference between moral and immoral sex is consent. Unless I missed something the 17-year-old and paying her for sex or paying her to keep quiet about sex is the only legal fuckup Ryan made.

Of course, the biggest fuck up he made is going full beta male and wanting the attention and affection of women and leaving huge logs of flirting and fishing for compliments from women. He's paying the price for being a beta male and not just getting some easy pussy at these conventions.

 

[yeahinnitm8]

I just want to say it's amazing how dumb or cocky you have to be to use the same paypal from your twitch to pay for dumb whales to come fuck you. Like atleast try to be once removed from the fucking account.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I just want to say it's amazing how dumb or cocky you have to be to use the same paypal from your twitch to pay for dumb whales to come fuck you. Like atleast try to be once removed from the fucking account.

These are the same assholes that don't push-back against Big-Tech data hoarding.
"If you aren't doing anything wrong...."

We see how THAT argument ends up...

 

[Pig Boss]

If we're still looking for thread themes then I'd say Ryan's is Hit That.

He said "Now I'm on a roll
With all the girls I know"
His baby mama
Don't need know
He said "Now I'm on a roll
With all the girls I know"
I know you want to Hit That
I know you want to Hit That, Hit That

 

[Mason Verger]

I just want to say it's amazing how dumb or cocky you have to be to use the same paypal from your twitch to pay for dumb whales to come fuck you. Like atleast try to be once removed from the fucking account.

And reveal that point while sexting a chick you intend to ghost later.
“I’ll pay you from this account but don’t tell anybody since it’s fraud! Also you got your friends digits?”

 

[Orange Rhymer]

We really need better sex education, is it really so shocking and inconceivable that a guy with some modicum of status will inevitably use it for sex? That's the only reason guys want to be famous. These chicks don't really have any leg to stand on to claim victimhood, not like he raped them or drugged them, he just got them to consent and as we all know in the 21st century the only difference between moral and immoral sex is consent. Unless I missed something the 17-year-old and paying her for sex or paying her to keep quiet about sex is the only legal fuckup Ryan made.

Of course, the biggest fuck up he made is going full beta male and wanting the attention and affection of women and leaving huge logs of flirting and fishing for compliments from women. He's paying the price for being a beta male and not just getting some easy pussy at these conventions.

I smell a new Woke Uni course:
"Digital Media Stardom Behavior"

Also: just in today: Warner Media layoffs incoming.

 

[ApologeticNewbie]

He said "Now I'm on a roll
With all the girls I know"
His baby mama
Don't need know
He said "Now I'm on a roll
With all the girls I know"
I know you want to Hit That
I know you want to Hit That, Hit That

He was definitely on some rolls...

 

[AMERICA]

We really need better sex education, is it really so shocking and inconceivable that a guy with some modicum of status will inevitably use it for sex? That's the only reason guys want to be famous. These chicks don't really have any leg to stand on to claim victimhood, not like he raped them or drugged them, he just got them to consent and as we all know in the 21st century the only difference between moral and immoral sex is consent. Unless I missed something the 17-year-old and paying her for sex or paying her to keep quiet about sex is the only legal fuckup Ryan made.

For some of the accusers, esp. the most recent ones, I agree. But some of the girls/women definitely have valid complaints. He covertly removed the condom during sex. That is a crime. And anyway, even if what he did isn't on the legal books, intentionally hurting/abusing virgins while acting like you'll be gentle--the whole "oh, i'm so so soooo sorry" act to their face when they'd complain of bleeding/pain, but continuing to abuse them--yeah, those girls are victims too.

edit: Oh yeah, and pre-emptively setting up narratives of those girls being mentally unstable to peers, before he'd sleep with them. Clearly he was setting up a defense in case one of them spoke up about his abuse. It was all planned out, and he kept up the nice guy act 100% of the time, no matter who he was with. That's an especially convincing act that I don't look down on young women/girls for falling for. He's probably an undiagnosed sociopath.

The 30-something year old and the mod can shut the fuck up forever though lmao

 

[DNA_JACKED]

I know that Reddit is full of soy cucks, and cockbite encourages soy usage, but treating Ryan's name as some major secret that has to be [redacted] is fucking hysterical:

 

[GlowBones]

Sadly she kinda doxed herself with her own evidence, it wouldn’t be hard to find that specific panel she was in at rtx, provided that hasn’t gone through the damage control filter yet. Still, I’m curious about the one friend that flew out, on her own dime from the U.K. apparently(oooff)? I’m assuming since none of the other 9 are brits, that’s girl #11.

Yeah, that's on her though. I know it's sort of against what this site is, but I won't be dropping her in it. What I can say though is that they are all Brits. There's a RT UK community, and I know quite a few of them.

 

[Mason Verger]

Yeah, that's on her though. I know it's sort of against what this site is, but I won't be dropping her in it. What I can say though is that they are all Brits. There's a RT UK community, and I know quite a few of them.

To be fair, we haven’t tried to deep dive any of these chicks, even the more reprehensible ones. Fandom kooks are a dime a dozen around here. We don’t want the chum, we want the shark.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Why are these women so dumb? It's called the block button.

but where will they get the asspats from now?

 

[Most Dumbest Bitch]

Camera phones and Facebook both existed by 2007.

A Complete History of the Camera Phone | Digital Trends

As Nokia prepares to launch the 41-megapixel Lumia 1020, we take a look back at the history of the camera phone and highlight some of the top models over the years.

www.digitaltrends.com

Yes, timeline-wise this is correct, but have you used a 2007 camera phone? Have you tried to use the internet capabilities on a 2007 camera phone? You'd have to be a special level of desperate to send a dick pic that way, because it would come out looking like this:

And it would take 2 hours to upload it from your phone to Facebook (one hour of which would be dedicated to figuring out how the fuck to do it in the first place). I honestly don't believe that anyone would subject themselves to that when the camera to email method, while much more of a process, also goes much faster. Plus, why would Ryan be posting his nudes on Facebook? The original Facebook Chat didn't exist until 2008, so it's not like he could DM anyone, either.

Anyway, this is all moot, because he said he had a life BEFORE his wife. and they were dating for several years before getting married, if the woman who claimed to have an affair with him in 2004 is to be believed - none of the functionality you described would have existed pre-2004.

One word LUBE
has no one heard of lube?

Meg did specifically point out that Ryan has never used lube in his life... seems like she may have had a point with that after all.

 

[Captain Manning]

I know that Reddit is full of soy cucks, and cockbite encourages soy usage, but treating Ryan's name as some major secret that has to be [redacted] is fucking hysterical:

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They even fucked it up. Fourth sentence clearly mentions Ryan by name.

That's also a really short list of episodes that doesn't have Ryan. Holy shit, the sheer amount of content they will have to yeet!

Is there anybody more prolific than Ryan, to where it would have been worse if they were at the center of this?

 

[Most Dumbest Bitch]

Is there anybody more prolific than Ryan, to where it would have been worse if they were at the center of this?

Burnie and Geoff immediately come to mind. Michael, perhaps, and Gus would be more shocking due to how aggressively normal he seems (and yes, I know who I'm saying that about, and I stand by it). Everyone else would be expected to do something this nasty, or would be too irrelevant for anyone to know who they were off the top of their head.

 

[Pig Boss]

They even fucked it up. Fourth sentence clearly mentions Ryan by name.

That's also a really short list of episodes that doesn't have Ryan. Holy shit, the sheer amount of content they will have to yeet!

Is there anybody more prolific than Ryan, to where it would have been worse if they were at the center of this?

Well if we use Minecraft as a benchmark then Michael has been in more, AH in general though including stuff like AHWU and Theatre mode then it's tied between Geoff and Jack.