What are you talking about, Dick Masterson called him
The Untrickable Man! You wouldn't question the judgement of Jim's internet fwend who he says you can trust with your payment info would you?
Daddy Jim never does wrong and his fans aren't people who are everything Jim claims to hate. Look at these super based words of encouragement from E-Daddy that are totally worth framing and hanging up and posting on reddit.
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It seems many members of this thread were deeply upset about my mockery of Mister Metokur. I would like to take this moment to apologize to each and every one you who were offended by my callous mockery of a person you know through youtube videos. It's clear you all have alot of personal investment in this esteemed full time youtuber that you know only through his online persona, and subsequently, sperged out when he was mocked on a website that was founded on the premise of mocking people. I understand completely, Metokur's probably pretty thicc, considering how much time he dedicates to being a youtuber, I'd like a piece of that motivated ass too. Alas, not all dreams were meant to come true, and Metokur is a
very busy man, but take heart. From what we do know about Metokur, he's very fond of exceptional individuals, so your chances of getting a personal display of gratitude from him are more likely than you think.
In light of this recent outcry, I've reevaluated my standards on what is cringey and have adjusted my views accordingly. Metokur choosing to associate with impressionable 14 years olds to validate his sense of self worth is perfectly normal for a man in his late 30's, it's not at all weird or indicative of somebody who might be considered a manchild. No, my autistic compadres, this is the hallmark of a badass, and to be frank, the only reason I mocked him was due to overwhelming envy of his ability to make internet videos. Fucking Metokur and his charming voice, am I the only one that gets a stiffy when I listen to his silky smooth voice?
And who
doesn't respect a man of the arts? If only I could have witnessed his wonderful prose, or have the privilege of him informing me about all things anime, with anime facts. I don't know about you, but becoming poet in today's modern world is the most Chad thing I can think of. That's not a faggot hobby, that's a chad hobby.
Well, what of his nihilism? Again, I severely misjudged how woke this man was, and realized that society is a fundamentally flawed invention. The American Revolution? That's fucking cringe, farmers facing off against a professional standing army. What a bunch of cringey faggots. Would have been fucking hilarious if they failed knowing the graveyards would be brimming with thousands of dead retards, lul. The truth is, I too, want to be like the Joker from Batman, and watch the world burn, because society expects me to work for what I want. Well fuck society, I'd rather watch it burn for not making my life as easy as I wanted it.
Of course, this apology wouldn't be complete without an admission. I cheated on Jim with Sargon, I laid my bare hands on Sargon's chubby ass like it was a plush pillow, and I asked him, "What is white?" That really seemed to get him going, and I proceed to motorboat his man tits. I felt like we really hit it off, but Sargon seemed distant, I think he heard me yell out Jim's name when I cummed. He knew my heart lied with another. Jim speaks to my autistic heart, like he does to many Kiwis.
At the end of the day, it's perfectly ok if Jim got unreasonably upset when somebody spoke of his past, because Jim has nothing to fear. Jim is perfect. I hope one day I have the honor of sucking you off Jim, because I'm the best slut on this website.
