"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[Superman93]

I don't care what other people do. If I did I would of stopped after the raging negative votes and people asking me to stop because it is totally not funny and has all been said before and is written poorly and is not funny and is not cool cause he's dying and is not funny and [insert excuse here].

I think Jim became exactly what he hates.
I think his fans are exactly the people he hates.
I think it's funny many of the same people digging to publish Jims real info (which has been out since Jims proudest social influence achievement #GamerGate) sperg out over jokes at his expense while prying into the guys private life, something he explicitly has said he doesn't want people doing but acknowledges he can't stop and I have zero interest in.

But most of all I find it funny that many of the fans of Jim are upset over nothing more than words on the internet making fun of someone they like who makes fun of people who get upset at words on the internet make fun of people.

TL;DR? The Dick Show and The Simpspiracy gave me autism.
Please donate to my NP2 to fix it!

I mean I don't really care when people make fun of cows. I made fun of Jim and his gay little hat shop too. It just seems you're more angry at everyone else for not shitting on Jim as hard as you do than having fun to me.

 

[tantric_depressive]

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Look on the brightside, at least no one is making her cry on the internet anymore by calling her a whore.
#BewbNation

Didn't she marry him after learning he had cancer Aids? Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

Jim quit being a selfish F-Slur. Give your pay piggies one last milking, do a Kick Starter for your wife. Also, can you open up an onlyfans? Using a site with such a shameful TOS like SubscribeStar is kinda a Sargon move and you don't wanna be a white N-word do you? If you are going to be a whore go all the way.

Now that you mention it, I think you could be right about him not actually having the cancer, just 'cuz I think he'd be trying to more aggressively squeeze his herd if he was facing all he says he is. I know I would if I was in that situation. Fuck a milking, it'd be bacon (& organ donation) time!

So when Jim dies from double cancer like Boogie's old black girlfriend?

What's the story here? I'm unfamiliar with most of the Boogie lore

 

[plattschwanz]

Hope no one already did this.

 

[Yellow Letter]

Hope no one already did this.

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Link looks to be broken.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I mean I don't really care when people make fun of cows. I made fun of Jim and his gay little hat shop too. It just seems you're more angry at everyone else for not shitting on Jim as hard as you do than having fun to me.

I find this person explained it best

George isn't even mad. He's just pointing out potential lies from Daddy Jim (like allegedly lying about having cancer in the past) and people are sperging in reaction to he who dares question your cool internet big brother. Like I said, his behavior isn't different. It's the reactions that are. You post in Dax's thread often and have seen his behavior there so you should understand this more than others

It started with the Simpspiracy, then went on from there.
Then I realized Jim has been wrong about everything in 2020.
Then I remembered cringey things he did that got swept under the rug or is memory holed. Black Face Kermit talking about how Jim wanted to get Obama to tweet about gamergate, Jim being on board with Kek until it became cringe, etc.

I came here during the Simpspiracy and saw the large amount of people who get angry when people poke at their e-daddy. Now I kinda get a kick at how much people get upset about making fun of Jim being everything he hates.

Same thing happened when I was shitting on Dax, then peoples perception changed.

If people wanna use this board as his personal fan club to gossip about him when he's offline, I don't care. I just came here to shit on what an f-slur him and his e-friends have become.

Now that you mention it, I think you could be right about him not actually having the cancer, just 'cuz I think he'd be trying to more aggressively squeeze his herd if he was facing all he says he is.

Who cares either way.
- Cry about your personal issues online?
"Boogie, what are ya doin! Take that gay shit offline and turn off the camera! No one wants to hear you cry about your divorce online"
- Faking cancer to get out of the shame of calling everything in the Simpspiracy wrong?
"This e-begging grifter lied to scam you out of money"

What is keeping him from raising money for his wife? Pride? You are going to die and leave a widow behind.
You can't say "Muh principals" he left that behind when he started having 'members only' streams and kept up his SubscribeStar and NP2 when he was too lazy to make anything new. Jim of course also blamed his video card for the thousandth time, and then convienently couldn't get one during Covid cause Covid, then when they became available refused to buy one on Amazon unless it was the perfect price.... then... well.... cancer.

So yeah, I think Jim is full of shit and just doesn wanna deal with blowback.... But I since have come around on my Cancer skepticism and am leaning more toward probably has it. Doesn't make him any less lame though.

 

[High Tea]

Kind of think @George Cuckzunian , correct me if I'm wrong, is trying to offset what nearly every other post is. The hushed tone, 'Oh, Jim is sick, He was the best content creator ever! How could anyone say anything negative about him? Don't you know he's dying?" No one is really even saying 'Hey, you smoked a ton, no crap you got cancer'. Or pointing out his hypocrisy like 'Can you believe this guy is still taking money when he said he wouldn't if he was too ill to make content?' Just relabel the thread a Jim Appreciation and Memorial Thread because that's what it is.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

No one is really even saying 'Hey, you smoked a ton, no crap you got cancer'.

B-b-b-but Jim said his lungs are totally the healthiest part of his body.
Smoking had nothing to do with it r-r-right?

EffectiveDiagnosis.org – Smoking Pot Can Lead to Pituitary Damage

effectivediagnosis.org

Oh, guess Jim won't be applying for his weed card.

 

[TaterFarmer]

It's interesting to me because Jim usually aggros on pedos pretty hard. He totally misread Amos though.

Wait, Jim started out defending a pedo in between his sonic website grammar nazi videos. Some guy that was unboxing toys and hoping to unbox a few kids along with it. Jim made a series of 3 or 4 videos defending him.

 

[Captain Manning]

Wait, Jim started out defending a pedo in between his sonic website grammar nazi videos. Some guy that was unboxing toys and hoping to unbox a few kids along with it. Jim made a series of 3 or 4 videos defending him.

I remember that guy very differently. That guy was probably innocent of what he was being accused of. There was no fucking evidence. Zero. None. Just unsupported speculation on some online forums that Jim wanted to address.

Ross tried this same argument on Jim. The difference is the evidence against Ross is actually compelling.

I dunno if Ross is a troll, but isn't the lesson of Amos Yee that if they say this creepy shit, we should take them at their word?

EDIT: Here's the videos compiled into one 40 minute cut.

 

[The Pink Panther]

N-word F-slur.
my N-word

Like holy shit what are you so afraid of?

Niggerfaggot. Nigga. Is that so hard?

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

It seems many members of this thread were deeply upset about my mockery of Mister Metokur. I would like to take this moment to apologize to each and every one you who were offended by my callous mockery of a person you know through youtube videos. It's clear you all have alot of personal investment in this esteemed full time youtuber that you know only through his online persona, and subsequently, sperged out when he was mocked on a website that was founded on the premise of mocking people. I understand completely, Metokur's probably pretty thicc, considering how much time he dedicates to being a youtuber, I'd like a piece of that motivated ass too. Alas, not all dreams were meant to come true, and Metokur is a very busy man, but take heart. From what we do know about Metokur, he's very fond of exceptional individuals, so your chances of getting a personal display of gratitude from him are more likely than you think.

In light of this recent outcry, I've reevaluated my standards on what is cringey and have adjusted my views accordingly. Metokur choosing to associate with impressionable 14 years olds to validate his sense of self worth is perfectly normal for a man in his late 30's, it's not at all weird or indicative of somebody who might be considered a manchild. No, my autistic compadres, this is the hallmark of a badass, and to be frank, the only reason I mocked him was due to overwhelming envy of his ability to make internet videos. Fucking Metokur and his charming voice, am I the only one that gets a stiffy when I listen to his silky smooth voice?

And who doesn't respect a man of the arts? If only I could have witnessed his wonderful prose, or have the privilege of him informing me about all things anime, with anime facts. I don't know about you, but becoming poet in today's modern world is the most Chad thing I can think of. That's not a faggot hobby, that's a chad hobby.

Well, what of his nihilism? Again, I severely misjudged how woke this man was, and realized that society is a fundamentally flawed invention. The American Revolution? That's fucking cringe, farmers facing off against a professional standing army. What a bunch of cringey faggots. Would have been fucking hilarious if they failed knowing the graveyards would be brimming with thousands of dead retards, lul. The truth is, I too, want to be like the Joker from Batman, and watch the world burn, because society expects me to work for what I want. Well fuck society, I'd rather watch it burn for not making my life as easy as I wanted it.

Of course, this apology wouldn't be complete without an admission. I cheated on Jim with Sargon, I laid my bare hands on Sargon's chubby ass like it was a plush pillow, and I asked him, "What is white?" That really seemed to get him going, and I proceed to motorboat his man tits. I felt like we really hit it off, but Sargon seemed distant, I think he heard me yell out Jim's name when I cummed. He knew my heart lied with another. Jim speaks to my autistic heart, like he does to many Kiwis.

At the end of the day, it's perfectly ok if Jim got unreasonably upset when somebody spoke of his past, because Jim has nothing to fear. Jim is perfect. I hope one day I have the honor of sucking you off Jim, because I'm the best slut on this website.

Jokes on you I'm not upset nor am I defending my internet daddy I'm just here to laugh at Jim's ALAWGS lol

 

[Giant Kozaky]

B-b-b-but Jim said his lungs are totally the healthiest part of his body.
Smoking had nothing to do with it r-r-right?

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EffectiveDiagnosis.org – Smoking Pot Can Lead to Pituitary Damage

effectivediagnosis.org

Oh, guess Jim won't be applying for his weed card.

I was a pack a day at one point and about a 1/2 oz of bud (50/50 mix) a week before I was rushed in for cancer, my lungs were actually above average.
The only issue my oncologist has with smoking weed is the chance of fungal infections (Might also have to do with the source, trying to get legal weed here isn’t worth it in either time or money)

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I don't care what other people do

Proceeds to sperg that people don't hate Jim enough.

Ok.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

So is Jim knock knock knockin' on heavens hells door?

 

[SenutiSolidus]

Did you know a sign of autism is an inability to comprehend humor, jokes, and sarcasm? Also irational angry outbursts at small things that don't matter is another indicator.
Ya know what, I'll let you figure it out while you get upset over a word. You really should stop getting so butthurt over the f-slur word.

Don't forget, we also can't trust anyone Jim doesn't think is super cool anymore.
Wait till someone digs up when Blackface Kermit said durring one of his 10 viewer video game streams that during GamerGate Jim was hell bent on getting Obama to tweet about GamerGate when it first started. Wonder if Short Fat Otaku cliped it.


Yes. I don't like Sargon cause he huffs his own farts.
But his message to Jim durring the suitening was "at least I'm actually doing something about the problems you cry and bitch about everyday." Took a little longer than the bitch boy slap fight, but Sargon did live up to his point even if it was in a round about retarded way that lead to an accidental victory. That victory was a big deal, and proves that if you are getting high off of self made methane fumes, stop and your life will improve.

Meanwhile Jim's last couple videos have been garbage and his last stream whipping people into a hysteria over the wu flu weren't very funny nor did they have much impact for any kind of change.

Well he did whip up a bunch of people into a "never leave your house again" frenzy over wuflu.
And he defended NP2 because Dick Masterson was his internet fwend.
And he troll sheilded Dick & Ralph over the lame shit they did until the evidence was too much to ignore (See PPP vs. Metokur video).
And he told all his paypigs to give money to a sketchy shit site that was shut down for money laundering.
And his fans are insufferable.

He makes his living shitting on people on the internet. He doesn't give a shit if they are mentally and physically ill (see Noah Antwhiler).
Yet people treat him like a sacred cow who must always be revered.
And it's the same people who always seek an e-daddy internet fwend who metokur claims to despise.

All of 2020 Jim has been a massive N-word F-slur. I'm just talking about it.
Wonder how Jim used to feel about people who liked to be troll shielded

He should let a man with superior seed give Jade the child she will wish she had when she is older rather than leave her as a dead egger widdow. Common Jimbo, you know you wanna
PREP...
THAT...
BULL!!!

She works in an Asian Massage parlor that gives your teeth a happy ending
#BewbNation

This is why it's important to give generously to Jim's NP2, just be sure to start 2 shell corporations before you hit donate.

https://newproject2.com/mistermetokur/

Holy shit my N-word, you were right. The cancer was new
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Here lies Jimbo
He loved internet cancer so much he became it
He loved internet aids so much he spread it everywhere he'd go
#GamerGate
Attack Attack Attack
Stop those SJW's
Actually never mind, I don't like this anymore cause you all are grifting for stupid pointless shit that has nothing to do with the cause people are giving money for
Also remember to give money to make videos https://newproject2.com/mistermetokur/
But only from a corporate shell account
Jim time is a thing of the Past as long as I have this open
I promise to make videos that are basically just summaries of Kiwi Farms articles for Redditors that pretend to be 4channers that like to be spoonfed
Don't be concerned with the TOS and Data Privacy, it's just a prank bro

Oh.... and by make videos I mean tweet
BTW anyone else think The Spoony One became shit?

I'm just curious, is there any remaining footage of the ED singers other than this? I have to see this shit for myself.

 

[Peter Piper]

The thread is deader and gayer than it's namesake soon will be...

One a more positive note, I've sent some screenshots to a friend in the DSM working group on spectrum disorders. Evidently, several diagnosis indicators are
missing from the guide.

"Do a flip F-slurs"

 

[whobitchdisis]

I find this person explained it best


It started with the Simpspiracy, then went on from there.
Then I realized Jim has been wrong about everything in 2020.
Then I remembered cringey things he did that got swept under the rug or is memory holed. Black Face Kermit talking about how Jim wanted to get Obama to tweet about gamergate, Jim being on board with Kek until it became cringe, etc.

I came here during the Simpspiracy and saw the large amount of people who get angry when people poke at their e-daddy. Now I kinda get a kick at how much people get upset about making fun of Jim being everything he hates.

Same thing happened when I was shitting on Dax, then peoples perception changed.

If people wanna use this board as his personal fan club to gossip about him when he's offline, I don't care. I just came here to shit on what an f-slur him and his e-friends have become.

Who cares either way.
- Cry about your personal issues online?
"Boogie, what are ya doin! Take that gay shit offline and turn off the camera! No one wants to hear you cry about your divorce online"
- Faking cancer to get out of the shame of calling everything in the Simpspiracy wrong?
"This e-begging grifter lied to scam you out of money"

What is keeping him from raising money for his wife? Pride? You are going to die and leave a widow behind.
You can't say "Muh principals" he left that behind when he started having 'members only' streams and kept up his SubscribeStar and NP2 when he was too lazy to make anything new. Jim of course also blamed his video card for the thousandth time, and then convienently couldn't get one during Covid cause Covid, then when they became available refused to buy one on Amazon unless it was the perfect price.... then... well.... cancer.

So yeah, I think Jim is full of shit and just doesn wanna deal with blowback.... But I since have come around on my Cancer skepticism and am leaning more toward probably has it. Doesn't make him any less lame though.

Just my two cents but I think the reason that makes people shower you with autistic votes is not always "DADDY JIM IS ALWAYS RIGHT UWU", but the way you word things.

Whenever I read your posts usually come off as an unhinged sperg with a hateboner regardless if I agree with what you're saying or not. This time though you sounded like a normal person explaining his position.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

The thread is deader and gayer than it's namesake soon will be...

One a more positive note, I've sent some screenshots to a friend in the DSM working group on spectrum disorders. Evidently, several diagnosis indicators are
missing from the guide.

"Do a flip F-slurs"

please do not make those words part of the KF vernacular
you n-word f-slur

(i'm sorry, couldn't resist)

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Whenever I read your posts usually come off as an unhinged sperg with a hateboner

Well, he's been sperging in numerous threads for months, so you should've stopped here.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Getting angry about YouTube is actually extremely justified and not at all lulzy or autistic!!!!