US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Smug Cat]

Wasn't that the guy that was assassinated? Or we have multiple executions already?

Anyways, to make a more interesting post, this election cycle the left really suffers from blowing their load too quickly. Both in getting the riots and getting Z-grade organizations endorsing Biden, they just give the Okay the nanosecond they reach an agreement rather than waiting for a good moment to start them. The result is that any actual effect they hoped those events will have vanishes while damaging the organization making them.

Proud Boy executed in Portland followed by the pro-police protester executed in Denver more recently. It was much more on camera than the Portland guy so I just assumed the Denver victim was who you were talking about.

 

[Vaclav]

Be a shame if someone showed up with a megaphone, programmed to counter whatever noise-cancelling system they've got. Of course, using an electronic device to embarrass Joe would probably get you charged with terrorism.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

You can't really tell how annoying the car honking is on the media produced videos with direct mic feeds to Biden's demoniac mouth. If you check out BGOnTheScene's videos from the perspective of an audience member, you realize how surreal the whole thing really was. I mean, how many people showing up to these events are doing it just to fuck with Joe? Does that make him feel bad? It would kind of hurt my feelings, but I'm not a politician.

All that's missing is a "La Cucuracha" honk.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

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This is a really weird speech, right? It's not just me?

That one he gave yesterday was also bizarre. He was coarsely raving, almost barking at times. The good drugs must not be something that they can administer daily.

 

[It's HK-47]

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[DeadFish]

That one he gave yesterday was also bizarre. He was coarsely raving, almost barking at times. The good drugs must not be something that they can administer daily.

What are the odds the drugs will kill biden? That would be a shit show for the DNC if that happens.

 

[Screw Danlon]

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I like the new Tariq a lot better.

No one can cross it. It’s the first picket line with its own gravity and atmosphere.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

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I was certain that was going to bring up something horrific. Sex scabs aren't a thing? I need to call my doctor.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

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Didn't someone do a sex strike over Hillary, too?

 

[murdered meat bag]

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did that stripper ad get him? what happened to change his tune?

 

[ditto]

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This is a really weird speech, right? It's not just me?

Editing belongs in some Adult Swim sketch.

"One stop shop" code for walkaround money?

Didn't someone do a sex strike over Hillary, too?

Hillary, for the last 25 years.

 

[CrippleThreat]

What are the odds the drugs will kill biden? That would be a shit show for the DNC if that happens.

He's looking more haggard by the day, and the lids keep coming. If he wins, I think Harris will take the oath come Inauguration Day.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

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Leftist feminists want to play into this Lysistrata idea, but they forget those women were married and withholding something they were already providing. This monster ain't going to make anyone side with them by taking their horrific self out of the gene pool. Same thing with most dangerhairs and lefty fems. Oh no, you mean I won't be able to enter into a long term relationship and raise children with someone who thinks taking care of their bodies is wrong, that their partner's gender is inherently evil, and that any masculinity among men or boys has to be crushed under the heel? How will I ever recover?

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

He's looking more haggard by the day, and the lids keep coming. If he wins, I think Harris will take the oath come Inauguration Day.

LOL, as if that wasn;t the plan from the start

 

[Harvey Danger]

I don’t know if anybody has mentioned this yet, but Breitbart appears to have a wholly separate batch of e-mails provided by a named source. Hunter’s ex Partner (now in Jail) Devon Archer. He turned all of his e-mail over to Peter Schweizer, the guy who wrote “Clinton Cash”. Complete with formal written releases and authentication. It independently corroborates much of the NY Post e-mails as Archer was on some of the mail chains. And it has other good stuff. Apparently the “Big Guy” is Gropey Joe.

Obvious October surprise, but I wish it had come out sooner than now. One of the big things that sank Hillary was the FBI letter that came out basically saying she was guilty but they weren't going to prosecute her. Now, halfway through October, there isn't time for an official federal investigation to drop a similar bombshell before the election. (Maybe the Senate will rush something through, but it's taking them a full week to drag Twitter in front of them on subpoena, so I doubt they'll get anything done on Biden in time to be useful.)

 

[heathercho]

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Why is EVERYTHING about sex with these filthy cunts?
Rape, Dicks, Dildos, Sex Strikes, Pedophilia, Transing Kids. It's all sex related.

 

[It's HK-47]

Why is EVERYTHING about sex with these filthy cunts?
Rape, Dicks, Dildos, Sex Strikes, Pedophilia, Transing Kids. It's all sex related.

I'm sure there's some sort of massive, philosophical discussion to be had about the abandonment of a proper moral compass and an obsession with physical pleasure to fill the void left in its wake, but I don't think I'm smart enough to make it.

 

[Who dat?]

Obvious October surprise, but I wish it had come out sooner than now. One of the big things that sank Hillary was the FBI letter that came out basically saying she was guilty but they weren't going to prosecute her. Now, halfway through October, there isn't time for an official federal investigation to drop a similar bombshell before the election. (Maybe the Senate will rush something through, but it's taking them a full week to drag Twitter in front of them on subpoena, so I doubt they'll get anything done on Biden in time to be useful.)

There's nothing the House or Senate could do, anyway, and frankly it would be counterproductive were he to be indicted by DoJ. What's needed is for the Biden document dump to be so overwhelming and undeniable that even the MSM has to cover it -- and they are so late to the party it will be obvious that they're in the can for Corrupt Joe. There's plenty of time for the Bidens to visit the courtroom next year.

I'm wondering the effect, though, if Hunter pulls a Vince Foster.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Joe would never agree, but Joe isn't running things, is he?

 

[DeadFish]

Why is EVERYTHING about sex with these filthy cunts?
Rape, Dicks, Dildos, Sex Strikes, Pedophilia, Transing Kids. It's all sex related.

Sex starved I reckon