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SojiroSakura said:
Lmao it's hilarious how triggered he gets when other players jump. It's "not realistic". No shit, dumbass. It's a video game.
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Games like this bring the manchild out of him "He was invisible and he killed me", "I just spawned!!!" , "aim assist mechanics",etc. He dies once a minute or sooner and everytime he dies he has some re.tarded excuse that makes no sense and makes him look like the sore loser he is. Its like when he complains about lag on street fighter while hitting like 8 parries in the same match.
 
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tzgnilki said:
as much as phil loves to blame his tax guy for the tax situation, phil tried to pretend he wasn't a business after being caught by the irs, so it's clear what his intentions were and how he tried to hide under a lie to avoid parting with his money
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The IRS discovering his business is probably one of my favorite 'arcs'. It's the perfect summation of DSP.
He tries to take advantage of what he perceives as loophole. IRS sniffs him out. DSP gets Vietnam-esque flashbacks of him telling people to click on Ads. Queue the ensuing pignosis of blaming tractors, his 'tax attorney/CPA', and trying to pretend he's not business.
Really is a shame that the IRS doesn't really have the budget to ream people like DSP.
 
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Tatu Carreta said:
I'll never get over how Sparkletor pointed out how Phil broke his statues because he played with them,why else would he touch them?
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In all likelihood he probably just knocked them over/bumped into them. Go watch the 2013 CT Kahndo tour vidoes. Every single surface in that 1 bedroom unit is absolutely covered in plastic junk. I live in a 400 sq ft studio and I get claustrophobic just looking at his old place.

EDIT: If you do decide to tune into Tevin's back in time video make sure to take some Dramamine so you don't get motion sickness from Phil's constant rocking.
 
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I haven't played crash 4 but he has been stuck on the same part for about 30 minutes,there is one box with the exclamation point that he can jump on and he doesn't do it when he reaches that part,I don't know if he has to jump on it but I assume he has too and he is stuck because he is trying to progress without jumping on it, he jumps into the void and dies and doesn't know what to do. He is so retarded.

He just completed that part,he had to jump on the box and didn't jump on it before,all of his audience is making fun of him and memeing on him. Now he is on a part where there are some shuriken type disks that he can duck under them to avoid being hit,the shuriken comes along,he doesnt duck and says: "WHAAAAT?? I PRESSED DUCK AND IT DIDNT WORK". I cant take this anymore he is so retarded,bad and is complaining so much I cant even watch ironically.

edit: He just went "look at that!!! WUUUU LALALALAL!!!" all his chat started using clown emotes,fucking clown. Someone also gifted 50 subs,I want nigel to keep doxing these retards,its fascinating that there is people that find him worthy of their money and drops hundreds or even thousands on him.
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
Didn't he also get nearly $30k from the Vest Streak
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"*throat clear* First of all, okay, the vest streak was 276, NOT 300. Debunked. Alright? *snort, lip smack* NAAOOW, some people might be thinking "oh, well, Phil that must've meant you got $27k for the streak!" UM, NO. These mentally ill shitheads don't know how to do basic math. Just because the tips goal of 100$ was met 276 times DOESN'T MEAN I actually got that much, okay?"
 
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