🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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JAKL said:
Voted off? This show invites people to get kicked out of the call from a chat vote?
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Its called "battleroyal" or some shit like this. Its a twitch thing, or was started on twitch that people try to do to to gain clout, because smaller streams go on with larger streamers, the audience gets to know more about the streamers which I guess people like
 
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The Scene:
Sandra and Faith are in the womens wing of Chez Ralph, sitting huddled together in the dark, on a stained, sagging divan.
From the Ralph Retort studio/bedroom, wafts the pong of unwashed gunt, cigarette smoke, cheap whiskey and desperation.
The sound of clinking glass bottles and a cat's plaintive cry is punctuated by incoherent shouts and sporadic dolphin-like chortles.
Silent tears slowly course down Faith's sagging cheeks.

S: "Don't weep, child. It is our fate. Ronnie did the same to me, after promising to love me forever."
F: "B-B-but Ethan said he would take care of me, but now all he does is drink,steal my pills and talk of Nora and Null...and someone named Gym."
S: " Did you make me a sandwich? I'm hungry and Ethan hasn't been dumpster diving today...
F: " I got my foodstamps, but Ethan never wakes up before his show to take me to the store. I WANT MY MOMMY!"
S: "Shhhhh...he'll hear you. You know how angry he gets if he thinks you are negging him.
F: I wish I had never met him. I just wanted to meet Destiny, he is so cute and uwu..."
S; " I told you to hush. You made your bed. You gave him a sniff. Now you are a mother and I will be a grandmother...If he is a boy, he shall be named Ronnie Cornelious, and if a girl, Maizie. It is written."

Loud sobbing fills the dank. Sandra stares wordlessly into the void.
Fade to Black.
Fin.
 
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anuscabbage12 said:
Its called "battleroyal" or some shit like this. Its a twitch thing, or was started on twitch that people try to do to to gain clout, because smaller streams go on with larger streamers, the audience gets to know more about the streamers which I guess people like
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Not surprised it's from Twitch. Pey is a basic bitch.

Smokes weed all the time
Thinks she's sexy when she's not
Listens to trash music
Thinks she can sing
Makes garbage TikTok videos
Trying to be an egirl

There is nothing appealing about her at all.

Edit - BTW, I heard she's going to be singing the national anthem for the election night stream.
 
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AltisticRight said:
My conclusion from the 10 pages: Cleo is dead. And Ralph ate it. :(
Election night would be a win-win for us.
If Biden wins, there's going to be a meltdown.
If Trump wins, there's going to be a meltdown.
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Oh boy. I have a feeling we’re going to be leaning on humor pretty heavily during these “meltdowns.” Dark skies ahead.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
looooooool pey asks "what would you do if someone betrayed you" hahahaahahahaha

Also what the fuck is wrong with kylers nose. Is he a burn victim or something?
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
He's aids moby.
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Have you ever really watched him? It's like you are watching an alien pretending to be human. His relatively emotionless expressions and stilted speech. He is either and alien pretending to be human or he has some sort of anti-social mental disorder and has a bunch of dead tortured cats buried in his backyard.

Just watch the juxtaposition of Andy's forced laughing and emotions and the inverse with KKKyler's absolute lack of a personality/emotions. It's actually kind of disturbing. Also. The guy sits in his chair like a faggot. Only girls sit like that.
 
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