US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Brahma]

On now, about forty minutes in if watching it later... What the fuck is with that guy's mask?

It's a duck bill style one you mean?

 

[Vecr]

Why does his mask have a shroud?

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It's a medical respirator of some sort, I think.

 

[Curious Addie]

On now, about forty minutes in if watching it later... What the fuck is with that guy's mask?

He's just wearing it in the most retarded way possible.

 

[Brahma]

He's just wearing it in the most retarded way possible.

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Who is this now? Local DNC? Sounds like a troon

 

[LMFAOForgotPw]

lmfao as soon as I tuned in car horns.

 

[Secret Asshole]

White supremacist retarded shit again.

Shut the fuck up Joe. God, this is such trash.

 

[soy_king]

Who exactly do they think is rioting and looting? Which militias are marching down the streets again?

EDIT= I still think the car horns are really dumb. You can't really say you're for free speech when you actively try to silence people.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Who exactly do they think is rioting and looting? Which militias are marching down the streets again?

He's a fucking idiot. He can barely speak, its like he's got a mouth full of cotton. This corrupt faggot.

No Joe, they shouldn't bother voting, right? You're in a double digit lead, right?

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

lol i don't know if there's a single pro-biden voice in the live chat

 

[DeadFish]

I'm not sure America can handle either of the candidates dying on the campaign trail this year. The MSM has gone out of its way to stoke tensions for the past five years, and they don't know how dangerous that fire really is. Fuck those seditious and avaricious assholes.

The problem with America is it needs new ideas or perspectives to get it going again. That can only happen after a very severe crisis.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I don't know how likely it is but I'd love if this Hunter Biden / New York Post thing ends up with Trump shutting down Twitter and Social Media until after the election.

 

[Nuthatch]

Sleepy Joe is going to speak soon.

Lol he's in Durham? Probably the bluest and safest area in NC for a democrat. And in North Durham, the least populated area? There's always a higher turn out around college towns in general and Durham has Duke University which is trying it's hardest to be "woke". Durham is always a sea of BLM signs and general woke stuff. Durham is probably worse than Charlotte for this stuff.

Edit: Not great at maths but even if the large city, blue counties voted in high turn outs I'm pretty sure NC will still be red unless some other fuckery happens. This did happen in 2008 though and made it blue. The difference is this year NC also has voting for governor and they basically made it a masks + lockdowns vs no masks/lockdowns and it has caused a bunch of people to go to early voting but everyone is equating it to a high blue turnout for Joe.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

If the potential Biden votes don't even know where he is going to hold an event I can only draw these 3 conclusion:

• Supporters we will see at his event are fake & planted (most likely everyone they can drum up who works for the campaign in the immediate vicinity)
• They're afraid of more Trump supporters showing up and heckling his event
• They want to do everything in their power to prevent Biden getting COVID-19 this close to the election

Alternatively: he doesn't want to address the Hunter stuff and hopes it'll all go away eventually.

 

[Noideawhattopick]

That's not him. An anonymous coomer recognized this video(NSFW) as the source.

That was from a bachelorette party, after this video was leaked the bride to be wasnt a bride anymore.

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

I've read 3 tweets in my timeline in the past hour or so that Biden is hidin' until the debate.

So no campaign activity from him at all this week until Thursday. How is any of this normal?

What the fuck are they doing to him?

As I mentioned before. Once the dementia hits the brain is unable to fix the damage done by certain neurochemicals it usually finds more tollerable. Because of this stress literally damages the neurons, it is toxic to the brain at that point. Now imagine someone that's already going downhill fast is put in a fucking PRESIDENTIAL RACE and told that IF HE LOOSES HIS SON WILL GO TO PRISON OR GET CLINTONED. Just fucking imagine what that's doing to his fucking mind!

Biden already started showing signs of dehidration, so even his unconscious functions are starting to falter and he's clearly on a ton of stimulant meds which btw stimulants increase the effects of stress so yay for making it even worse.

Yeah I'd say that answers "What the fuck are they doing to him?" Pretty clear. They're rotting his brain as fast as it could possibly rot!

Can't they at least have Joe say "muh Russia?" Or just lie? His team just put him on a timer to his destruction. Obama won't save him now.

For the reasons above, no they can't. Even with the Lids I'd be surprised if he doesn't have an attack in the middle of the debate. He's getring real close to death already and the drugs they forcefeed him to keep him functional during the speeches only make it more likely that he'll have an aneurism on the spot! He should've NEVER been placed on the primaries!

Imagine my shock when pointing out Joe Biden's piddly microaggressions doesn't actually hurt him with minorities. I envy the conservative clickbait morons who make $100K writing headlines like "Biden Says Brazilians are Hispanic and Pronounced Pho as Pho instead of Phuh! DEMOCRAT RACISM AND HYPOCRISY EXPOSED"

Wait but "Hispanic" applies to all of Hispania. That's not just spain, it involves portugal and andorra too. No I'm not just being pedantic certain laws, such as immigration laws, make exceptions to Hispanics, and indeed both Portugal and Spain recognize Brazil amongst the list of countries. They are hispanics both by definition and by law.

 

[Reverend]

I don't know if this is true or not (probably not entirely, but Alex Jones definitely has sources that are occasionally right), but I was shocked he can get over 180k views on a video when he's been entirely unperson'd by every social media platform in existence.

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It's at 18M right now. I was wondering where he went to and it was banned.video

found a new video streaming site today.

 

[It's HK-47]

Apparently Biden is calling preemptive lids until after the debate.

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But apparently Joe is having an event in Durham, NC in about an hour. But the time and location are undisclosed, which is one hell of a way to campaign.

It's fifteen days until the election and Joe Biden is going to hide for the next four days? You know what's really unusual about this laptop story? Joe Biden is an effortless liar, he does it all the time. "I graduated top of my class in some school I never attended! I helped pass a bill that I actually voted against! I've always supported gay marriage! Very fine people on both sides!" He has no qualms whatsoever about coming out and blatantly lying to people's faces.

So... Why won't he do that with the laptop? Why doesn't he come out and just lie about it being blatantly untrue? Instead of confronting the story directly and at least trying to throw a wrench in the spokes, why is he just going into hiding for more than half a week to let Trump and Guilliani completely control the narrative until there's fewer than two weeks left until the election?

Even Hillary at least came out and insisted that her emails were all about yoga and grandchildren, for fuck's sake.

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

It's fifteen days until the election and Joe Biden is going to hide for the next four days? You know what's really unusual about this laptop story? Joe Biden is an effortless liar, he does it all the time. "I graduated top of my class in some school I never attended! I helped pass a bill that I actually voted against! I've always supported gay marriage! Very fine people on both sides!" He has no qualms whatsoever about coming out and blatantly lying to people's faces.

So... Why won't he do that with the laptop? Why doesn't he come out and just lie about it being blatantly untrue? Instead of confronting the story directly and at least trying to throw a wrench in the spokes, why is he just going into hiding for more than half a week to let Trump and Guilliani completely control the narrative until there's fewer than two weeks left until the election?

Even Hillary at least came out and insisted that her emails were all about yoga and grandchildren, for fuck's sake.

Lying is a lot easier when it's about things you don't care about. He clearly looses his temper whenever Hunter is mentioned. He can lie his ass off effortlessly about imagined credentials or stupid votes. But he can't conceal how much that topic makes him panic.

 

[Jeffrey Epstein]

It's fifteen days until the election and Joe Biden is going to hide for the next four days? You know what's really unusual about this laptop story? Joe Biden is an effortless liar, he does it all the time. "I graduated top of my class in some school I never attended! I helped pass a bill that I actually voted against! I've always supported gay marriage! Very fine people on both sides!" He has no qualms whatsoever about coming out and blatantly lying to people's faces.

So... Why won't he do that with the laptop? Why doesn't he come out and just lie about it being blatantly untrue? Instead of confronting the story directly and at least trying to throw a wrench in the spokes, why is he just going into hiding for more than half a week to let Trump and Guilliani completely control the narrative until there's fewer than two weeks left until the election?

Even Hillary at least came out and insisted that her emails were all about yoga and grandchildren, for fuck's sake.

it's because they're nailed, and things are just going to get completely soiled for multiple parties (especially him), if he doesn't play super soft ball.

i honestly think, that trump has secured the goods to match or quite simply outmatch greatly, all of these things thrown at him over the years, from flynn to stormy to russia to whatever.

 

[It's HK-47]

Lying is a lot easier when it's about things you don't care about. He clearly looses his temper whenever Hunter is mentioned. He can lie his ass off effortlessly about imagined credentials or stupid votes. But he can't conceal how much that topic makes him panic.

Well the fucked part is that he's already lied about Hunter plenty of times before. Look at how he behaved during the last debate. When Trump brought up that Hunter was ejected from the Navy because he's a meth addict who flunked every drug test he was given, Biden started shaking his head and repeatedly mumbling, "That's not true. It's not true." even though it's an objectively true statement.

He has no problems lying about Hunter at all, but this time he's locked himself in a basement and by the end of this stretch of lids he'll have been avoiding this topic for 8 days straight. That looks really fucking weird when you're smack in the middle of the hottest point of an election. An accusation like that ought to have the candidate flying out of his corner with his fists spinning so fast that Don Quixote tries to fucking joust them, but it made Biden whimper, duck into a corner and start trying to dig his way through the mat to hide under the stage.

That's not a good response.