Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Pissmaster]

The one I found most excruciating is Alec Baldwin's lauded but painfully unfunny impression of Trump. The assrage just seeps through at every instant and it just isn't funny at all. I don't know why people like this. Probably because they're seething as hard as he is. It's really a true failure of the entertainment industry that they have this pompous, narcissistic buffoon who both looks and acts absolutely ridiculously and rarely opens his mouth without absolute retardation pouring out, and they can't even be funny about it.

The industry was done when they so clearly weren't allowed to make fun of Obama in anything but the most gentle of ways. Nobody wanted their career drone striked.

Pretty much this. Political humor doesn't have to be funny for most people if it aligns with their beliefs.

Make fun of everyone. All politicians are ridiculous and well deserving of mockery.

 

[2021Murder]

Dax’s last sexual partners are girlfriends of his friends or newsbabes who he paid to come on the show and likely knew sex was part of the deal anyway. The newsbabes know the casting couch mindset is still strong in LA and acts accordingly. It’s why towards the end he was only able to get foreign girls who are naive and think fucking Dax is a stepping stone to something bigger and better.

His dating advice is awful because it’s better than saying “I pay the newsbabes to fuck me” or “hit on your best friend’s girlfriend”.

That does bring up a good point, who was Daxs girlfriend before Marie. Im surprised she never came up at all to talk shit about him in the last decade. There has to be more than just Marie and people could interview them to prove how much of a mad little beta he is

 

[#KillAllPedos]

The one I found most excruciating is Alec Baldwin's lauded but painfully unfunny impression of Trump. The assrage just seeps through at every instant and it just isn't funny at all. I don't know why people like this. Probably because they're seething as hard as he is. It's really a true failure of the entertainment industry that they have this pompous, narcissistic buffoon who both looks and acts absolutely ridiculously and rarely opens his mouth without absolute retardation pouring out, and they can't even be funny about it.

Go easy on poor Alec. It’s hard to pull off subversive humor when you’re an avatar of Zogistani power.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I doubt that he managed to fuck every one of the newsbabes. There were definitely a few that he probably did, like Veronica Lavery and Peach Saliva, but there were also several who just showed up, were creeped out by two middle aged men screaming at each other in a garage (plus Reilly) and noped the fuck out.

I didn’t say that he fucked every newsbabe but he definitely tried and some likely took him up on the offer thinking it was going to be a stepping stone to more fame (this being LA, where this is common), likely the ones who came back on the show. There was that one chick who just up and left in the middle of the show, that was hilarious.

That does bring up a good point, who was Daxs girlfriend before Marie. Im surprised she never came up at all to talk shit about him in the last decade. There has to be more than just Marie and people could interview them to prove how much of a mad little beta he is

I forget the episode but it was a one off comment he made where he said she was a Serbian girl with huge cans. Given that Dax said Marie had DDs and clearly doesn’t, the can status of this Serbian girl is likely in question. I’m sure she actually existed.

 

[Quorthon]

That does bring up a good point, who was Daxs girlfriend before Marie. Im surprised she never came up at all to talk shit about him in the last decade. There has to be more than just Marie and people could interview them to prove how much of a mad little beta he is

I imagine most of his ex girlfriends are quite happy to have him completely out of their life, so I wouldn't expect any to come forward. Jamie herself probably would have done the same thing if people didn't wear her down. Probably would be the same story, too: he treated them like garbage, lied like a faggot and cared only about his own selfish degenerate desires, they got sick of his bullshit and cut ties, and I'm sure being done with him feels like a blessing.

 

[AnOminous]

I imagine most of his ex girlfriends are quite happy to have him completely out of their life, so I wouldn't expect any to come forward. Jamie herself probably would have done the same thing if people didn't wear her down. Probably would be the same story, too: he treated them like garbage, lied like a faggot and cared only about his own selfish degenerate desires, they got sick of his bullshit and cut ties, and I'm sure being done with him feels like a blessing.

I wonder if there's one of them who really did a number on him and turned him into the seething incel icon he is now.

 

[Crystal Golem]

That does bring up a good point, who was Daxs girlfriend before Marie. Im surprised she never came up at all to talk shit about him in the last decade. There has to be more than just Marie and people could interview them to prove how much of a mad little beta he is

There was that Melissa Rische lady from the marketing convention photos. But are they together? Or just getting sloppy at a con as is known to happen.

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[#KillAllPedos]

I imagine most of his ex girlfriends are quite happy to have him completely out of their life, so I wouldn't expect any to come forward. Jamie herself probably would have done the same thing if people didn't wear her down. Probably would be the same story, too: he treated them like garbage, lied like a faggot and cared only about his own selfish degenerate desires, they got sick of his bullshit and cut ties, and I'm sure being done with him feels like a blessing.

Isn’t Jamie a teacher? If she still is, I imagine she really wants to distance herself from Dax after his recent comments.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Isn’t Jamie a teacher? If she still is, I imagine she really wants to distance herself from Dax after his recent comments.

Marie is a teacher. Jamie is a personal trainer.

 

[Sped Xing]

"massive audience of truckers and hard laborers"
Lmao yeah nah. The TDS audience is internet weirdos and neckbeards who used to like maddox's website. If a trucker caught you listening to Dick's forced laughter at some cringe furry reference he'd call you a faggot.

Some truckers are neckbeards, and most of them are at least a little odd. It's a very solitary job, team drivers aside. Most of them are either schizoids or just such complete assholes that they aren't tolerated by their peers.

They're a massive part of any podcast audience, because they're driving 11 hours out of every day, and there's only so much music a human being can tolerate.

The relationship advice on TDS is so bizarre you could be forgiven for thinking no one involved has ever had a GF.

Like dax's insistence that you should just apologise for everything immediately even if you don't mean it.

1) This doesn't work longterm. Your apology will be taken as admission of guilt and brought up again and again as you make the same mistakes

2) This doesn't work short term as your SO will sense the fakeness of the apology and probably just keep fighting with you plus people don't just go from mad to happy so your SO will probably still be mad for a while and feel like a fight anyway.

3) you just look like a giant bitch which is ok I guess if you are a balding mexijew with a humilation/submission fetish but most men aren't that.

If you're going to give bad relationship advice at least make it some PUA powerfantasy garbage and if you are gong to give bitch tier relationship advice at least make sure it works. Dax manages both and neither somehow.

Dax's dating advice is well engineered to get you that histrionic, hysterical, bottom of the barrel LA pussy that he considers the end all be all of life. He never got anywhere with a woman with self-respect and self-control, so he thinks the sort of lady who would make a good wife is "frigid." It's part of why he can't grow up.

That Marie puts up with him proves she doesn't deserve better.

Marie is a teacher. Jamie is a personal trainer.

As a personal trainer, she probably doesn't want to be associated with Dick. I know seasonal farm laborers who wouldn't want to be associated with "if the child consents."

 

[AnOminous]

Some truckers are neckbeards, and most of them are at least a little odd. It's a very solitary job, team drivers aside. Most of them are either schizoids or just such complete assholes that they aren't tolerated by their peers.

They're a massive part of any podcast audience, because they're driving 11 hours out of every day, and there's only so much music a human being can tolerate.

I've known truckers who did it for any number of reasons. Like one guy was working his way through college and could make enough in just a couple trips a month to keep the lights on. Others hate their home life and just want to be away from it as much as possible. The only thing I can really generalize is if you drive for Swift it's because you're a bottom of the barrel fuckup. Or a newbie and you will quit as soon as you can get anything anywhere else.

 

[soy_king]

I've known truckers who did it for any number of reasons. Like one guy was working his way through college and could make enough in just a couple trips a month to keep the lights on. Others hate their home life and just want to be away from it as much as possible. The only thing I can really generalize is if you drive for Swift it's because you're a bottom of the barrel fuckup. Or a newbie and you will quit as soon as you can get anything anywhere else.

The amount of negligence cases I had to read involving Swift definitely proves that last point. It's kind of a miracle how they still manage to stay afloat.

 

[Sped Xing]

Tortes? Like Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte?

MMMMMMMMM!

 

[#KillAllPedos]

The amount of negligence cases I had to read involving Swift definitely proves that last point. It's kind of a miracle how they still manage to stay afloat.

Tortes? Like Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte?

MMMMMMMMM!

What’s that noise?
My lawyer detector is going off right now.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Are both of his parents beaners? There are plenty of handsome Latino men in the world but Dax Herrera isn’t one of them. He should invest some of his NEET bux in plastic surgery and hair transplants (after shearing that hideous rat’s nest once and for all).

 

[soy_king]

Are both of his parents beaners? There are plenty of handsome Latino men in the world but Dax Herrera isn’t one of them. He should invest some of his NEET bux in plastic surgery and hair transplants (after shearing that hideous rat’s nest once and for all).

His Dad's Mexican and his mom is a white woman with roots in Nebraska. I don't really know where the half Jew meme came from, but I'm fairly certain he's not actually half-Chosen.

 

[Vetti]

His Dad's Mexican and his mom is a white woman with roots in Nebraska. I don't really know where the half Jew meme came from, but I'm fairly certain he's not actually half-Chosen.

I want to believe.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Wheres Marie gonna go?

To UCB to bang what ever F list nobody will bed her

The relationship advice on TDS is so bizarre you could be forgiven for thinking no one involved has ever had a GF.

His advice is... Well, a mixed bag.

The most real advice Dax gave is that could help a lot of people is "sometimes you just aren't what someone is looking for no matter how right you think you are. Women are fickle and what they want can change based on what happened earlier that day". Sure, Dax took it from pick up artist exercises (classes he's admitted to taking on the show) but if dudes realize that compatability isn't always building some stat check list but can be dumb luck it is helpful from getting in the try hard mindset and blaming women for not being into you. Being Passionate about something is also excellent advice, but he forgets to expand on it by emphasizing being genuine as well about it. The best advice he gave hands down is "If you are a 300 lb dude just focus on losing weight and bettering your life, then eventually you will be ready to meet someone." Obvious, yes but it doesn't make it any less true.

Other times he's just retarded and approaches talking to women in a manner dumber than the shit you'd hear on a gangster rap album.

What he doesn't talk about is the SIMP shit he does IRL to get pussy. No where does he tell any of these guys "What you need to do is exploit any drug problems they have. Also open a credit line for them but be sure to scream and yell at them over any little charge so they feel bad. Negotiate things you agree to do for them in order to keep dominance. Make them feel insecure all the time. If you GF privately records you and sends it to people behind your back, it's cool bro stay with that bitch. Make her kill your cat for you especially if her ex gave it to her. Make her bad mouth her ex's and treat them like a villain of the week. Act like a jealous territorial psycho all the time when ever someone shows even mild interest in people that you kind of like. Don't write goodbye letters, but send videos of you watching security footage of the two of you together while you are crying and have emotional music to set the mood."

Ya know, the real things Dax does to actually get pussy.

I doubt that he managed to fuck every one of the newsbabes. There were definitely a few that he probably did

Everyone talks about casting couch crap, but I think it's probably more like a weird sugar daddy/prostitute type deal. Open a credit line for them, invite them to go do cool event stuff, increase how much you invite them to do things and how much you will do for them if they give you what you want. Casting couch shit only works once, then when it doesn't pay off they get vindictive.
It seems like Dax is aware he cannot promise any kind of meaningful success or increase in metrics from his audience.

But he knows he can ask them to be his personal army if he gets upset.

I imagine most of his ex girlfriends are quite happy to have him completely out of their life, so I wouldn't expect any to come forward. Jamie herself probably would have done the same thing if people didn't wear her down.

Dax had a "Don't Date Him Girl" profile written about him before the site got taken down. JLH was reluctant to say anything negative about him, but Dax's fans wouldn't leave her alone (And given what we learned about Dax buying bots to harass people, I'm sure is partially him keeping fear instilled in his ex's if they dare speak out against him). It seems like he wants to keep people on stand by and make sure they never Bad mouth him on top of everything else. If anyone dares speak out against Dax he attempts to paint them as a jilted ex that is not worth believing in any way who will do and say anything to smear him.

The small penis thing seems to be a common thing said by multiple people. While angry ex's are prone to use this as their bitter ex go to, it is strange not a single person has come forward to even say that he has an average penis.

Are both of his parents beaners?

Mom is German from Wisconsin. Not Jewish, but Dax lies and says she is most likely because he is desperate to get into some sort of Pedowood circle. Dax never says anything negative about the Jewish people because he lives in LA.
Father is "Mexican" (actually from further down in South America but slowly kept working his way up).

 

[John Andrews Stan]

His Dad's Mexican and his mom is a white woman with roots in Nebraska. I don't really know where the half Jew meme came from, but I'm fairly certain he's not actually half-Chosen.

No self-respecting Jew would live in a home with broken air conditioning.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

228, 56:05 someone who wrote an email says: "If you ever make it to Serbia, I'll get you guys some homemade rakija, not under the dishwater shit that Null was drinking, people use that shit to clean their sinks and toilets"
Dick: "Maybe Null would come too. That would be nice." (neutral tone)
Sean: "Yeah!"

This is something I find disgusting about Dax.
It is obvious what he was trying to do with Joosh. It is obvious what kind of negative backlash it had on Joosh. It was an employee and 2 "friends of the show" who went after Joosh. It was Dax singing their praises when they did and giving 2 "employee of the month" awards for Riley's actions. Dax then got lolcows who had issues with the site on the show (LowTax, Digi, Ralph, etc.) as a way of discrediting the site (after they started making fun of him of course). Dax rooted for the end of 230 protection because it would open Kiwi Farms to legal action. Dax defended the stupidest shit because it's what his band of idiots were doing and with him backing them there was no way they could lose right? After all #MaddoxLost!

Then one by one his merry band of tards fell apart in very public horrid ways. Riley was homeless again, Digi had the crazy break in crap from a crazed fan, LowTax's ex told her side of things and is defending herself, and Ralph... actually Ralph won in the longterm AMIRIGHT?!

But Dax is slimey and avoids responsibility. After all he still has "Big Plans" for NP2 after all, and Null looks up to Daddy Dax right? Null can take a joke and some Ball busting right? Null likes Dax too much to not believe Dax tried to get people to fuck with Dax right? Dax did nothing wrong right?

Joosh did more than he does for most people to look out for Dax. Jersh made it clear what his issues were with Dax and the show. Surely Dax realizing he had done wrong by Jersh would stop defending pedos, confess he did wrong and apologize, finally get rid of Riley who has been consistently complained about by his guests and fan base alike, and seek to rebuild bridges for attempting to manipulate Jersh and sick attack dogs on him when he didn't get his way.... Right?

Spoiler: You already know how this ends.

TL;DR? Dax is a slimey f-slur who will suck peoples cock after defeat so that they ease up on him and quit fucking with him. He changes nothing about what he does and should never be trusted if he extends and olive branch cause he will just low key go back to doing the same thing and pretend to not know what you are talking about when you call him out.