Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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It's like a 6 hour stream of just reading usernames, so I don't think he would do that if the patrons were fake.
That would be the easiest thing in the world to fake. But if silent viewers are real, then he does have many simps. :story:
I'm going with the guess "bit of Column A, Bit of Column B" plus crypto tax evasion.

It is really odd that there are no pics of him with his parents. It might be deliberate though. His dad has been on the show, and called in, but was never on camera. He probably doesn't want to get them in trouble for being associated with him.
If your profession is so awful your family CANNOT be publicly associated with you under any circumstance, you may be a degenerate!
 
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I wouldn't put the money laundering past him. He's clearly into crypto, tax evasion, etc. Plus, it is the stated reason NP2 was put on Match list. However, it is certainly not the only possible explanation. The majority of his patrons are on the $5 tier (the $20 one is for superfans), and simply watch the show when they receive the video link on Tuesday without interacting further.
I agree, I think it's a mix of multiple things however what makes it sadder is he looked to still be making a healthy chunk of change but his sperg outs are causing people to leave. I'm waiting for him to go full on war against Tim Heidecker in order to fund raise. That is gonna be hilarious.
It is really odd that there are no pics of him with his parents.
This was a surprising take here. I don't post pics with my family online and I never have even in middleschool. Not any kind of family issue, just when I share pics it's of myself or funny stuff I took with friends. As I grew older it I didn't post them for privacy concerns.

By all accounts the relationship between the family is good to the point where he takes his friends to meet his family to impress them, but that doesn't mean there isn't a hint of truth to it.
- Dax has stated that he had anger and issues with his mom in the past. Some say he said this to Jessie Lee Peterson to play into the bit, but as someone who has been a fan of Dax for a long time before he stopped being funny, I disagree.
- Dax's dad always busts his balls and Dax has stories of how his dad Arthur tried to get him to be good at things and Dax would fall short.
- His sister finished college and went to soft ball championships that were on ESPN. She is on a highlight reel somewhere. She is married to a guy the whole family seems to like and has produced grandchildren (I would expect some envy there for her getting what he percieves as easier passes for being a girl)
- His friends on the show seem to share the opinion Dax's father Arthur is not just cool, but cooler than Dax.

I think there is truth to his family looking down on him. His dad is a successful McDonalds Franchiser (with money he got from inside trading in the 70s, something they talked about on the first show Dax had his dad Arthur on). His mom is a speech pathologist who helps the autistic. I don't know if his sister works but she has the tools she needs to be independently successful either way and has married a man who has given two sons and takes care of his family.

Then there is Dax.... The guy who doesn't really do anything at that Marketing company he helped found, keeps talking about being a famous comedian even though no one knows who he is and his mom is ashamed of his Dr. Phil claim to fame and he was kicked out of UCB, barely got a house in his late 30's and keeps insisting everyone call it a dream mansion, is high or fucked up on something all the time, and while they seem to all like that he plays piano he makes a big stink about doing it and then airs out his feelings in his laundry room with that nice highschool friend who stopped talking to him for a while when he went and got a real job.

Bad relationship? No. I think they love him as much as they can and likewise with Dax.
Source of Dax's constant need to overcompensate? Probably. He seems to be the family embarassment. Best way I can describe him is he is like if Dark Side Phil were your family member: probably tolerable in small doses, but embarassing. He constantly exagerates how great he is at this one niche thing no one talks about, won't stop being confrontational, and has been kicked out of the respectable places normies have heard of in his niche field. Actually Dax is worse than Dark Side Phil as a family member, Phil isn't getting fucked up 24/7.
 
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Dax has stated that he had anger and issues with his mom in the past. Some say he said this to Jessie Lee Peterson to play into the bit, but as someone who has been a fan of Dax for a long time before he stopped being funny, I disagree.
There was that one episode where his mom tries making him a drink and because it's not some perfectly made overpriced bar mojito he loses his shit on her. It wasn't even just that he just acted like a giant bitch the entire time he was over at his parents. Like being that much of a whiney bitch to your parents past the age of 6 is just pathetic.

I think I would catch a slap upside the head even today if I acted like that much of an entitled pussy to my parents.

Edit: I need to read more before posting @TransNig talks about this show a few posts above mine.
 
I wouldn't put the money laundering past him. He's clearly into crypto, tax evasion, etc. Plus, it is the stated reason NP2 was put on Match list. However, it is certainly not the only possible explanation. The majority of his patrons are on the $5 tier (the $20 one is for superfans), and simply watch the show when they receive the video link on Tuesday without interacting further.

Edit: I just thought of another supporting fact to indicate that the patrons are real. Dick does an annual livestream where he reads out every single patron's username and tells them to go fuck themselves. It's like a 6 hour stream of just reading usernames, so I don't think he would do that if the patrons were fake.

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How long has he been blow $20k now? If it's fakery, we should see an uptick back above $20k soon then.


He constantly talks about the boating and camping trips his family goes on, and staying at their house with his boyfriend.
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Ep 223's thumbnail features the orange mojito his mom made for him, that had a live spider in the mint leaves.

It is really odd that there are no pics of him with his parents. It might be deliberate though. His dad has been on the show, and called in, but was never on camera. He probably doesn't want to get them in trouble for being associated with him.
That's not below $20k. the current valuation of the Euro is $1.18= 1 Euro
 
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There was that one episode where his mom tries making him a drink and because it's not some perfectly made overpriced bar mojito he loses his shit on her. It wasn't even just that he just acted like a giant bitch the entire time he was over at his parents. Like being that much of a whiney bitch to your parents past the age of 6 is just pathetic.

I think I would catch a slap upside the head even today if I acted like that much of an entitled pussy to my parents.
Dax is the eternal high schooler. Once you get to college the relationship with your parents usually changes to one where you enjoy their company more and genuinely enjoy spending time with them. You should also slowly begin acting like less of a douche.
Dax somehow has retained all the douchey whiny behavior while also enjoying the benefits of their company.

Makes you really think about Dax's stance during the Mint Salad stuff where he sperged about parents pulling the rug from under their children whenever they want their children to stop doing shitty shameful things.
 
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>Lawsuits
>85% of the time
>Massive silent audience
>Don't care about politics
>All vote "Red"
Take my word for it, no need to read the thread. Stay in our safe space that keeps getting upvotes on posts shitting on Daddy Dick.
"massive audience of truckers and hard laborers"
Lmao yeah nah. The TDS audience is internet weirdos and neckbeards who used to like maddox's website. If a trucker caught you listening to Dick's forced laughter at some cringe furry reference he'd call you a faggot.
 
228, 56:05 someone who wrote an email says: "If you ever make it to Serbia, I'll get you guys some homemade rakija, not under the dishwater shit that Null was drinking, people use that shit to clean their sinks and toilets"
Dick: "Maybe Null would come too. That would be nice." (neutral tone)
Sean: "Yeah!"

a bit before that, the guy said if you have trouble talking to girls, find one at a party you don't know and talk to her, if you're still going after 30 minutes, kiss her, and it'll most likely go well. lol abysmal advice, jeez. He even started talking about how all that Hollywood puppy love shit we all grew up seeing was bad for us all and made us awkward, which I agree with, but then finished his advice with some creepy shit.

If she talks to you for over 30 minutes, get her number and start texting her, and give her a friendly hug goodbye. You can tell if she's into you based on the hug alone - there's like, a friendly hug that's not that close, and that means it's a no-go, but if it's a closer hug, you're in. You'll know it when you feel it.
 
The relationship advice on TDS is so bizarre you could be forgiven for thinking no one involved has ever had a GF.

Like dax's insistence that you should just apologise for everything immediately even if you don't mean it.

1) This doesn't work longterm. Your apology will be taken as admission of guilt and brought up again and again as you make the same mistakes

2) This doesn't work short term as your SO will sense the fakeness of the apology and probably just keep fighting with you plus people don't just go from mad to happy so your SO will probably still be mad for a while and feel like a fight anyway.

3) you just look like a giant bitch which is ok I guess if you are a balding mexijew with a humilation/submission fetish but most men aren't that.

If you're going to give bad relationship advice at least make it some PUA powerfantasy garbage and if you are gong to give bitch tier relationship advice at least make sure it works. Dax manages both and neither somehow.
 
Dax’s last sexual partners are girlfriends of his friends or newsbabes who he paid to come on the show and likely knew sex was part of the deal anyway. The newsbabes know the casting couch mindset is still strong in LA and acts accordingly. It’s why towards the end he was only able to get foreign girls who are naive and think fucking Dax is a stepping stone to something bigger and better.

His dating advice is awful because it’s better than saying “I pay the newsbabes to fuck me” or “hit on your best friend’s girlfriend”.
 
I'm convinced that Dick's family does not love him or respect him. He is a genetic dead-end, a clown, an embarrassment, and it matters to him. He'll pretend that it doesn't. He'll say that he doesn't care, but that's just a mountain of lies. He's broken inside, and he longs to be loved and respected. His girlfriend does not love him, not without manipulation, and she most certainly does not respect him. Despite acting like he's comfortable being hated, he secretly just wants to be loved. He found the love and respect from a niche group of degenerates, and he needs them so that he can believe some people out there really love them, when even they probably don't.

He could fix most of this by marrying Marie and starting a family, going to church, coming off drugs, cutting his booze levels down to a couple of pints when out with friends, and denouncing Digibro, Cuties, and lolicon.

Come into the light, Dax!
 
228, 56:05 someone who wrote an email says: "If you ever make it to Serbia, I'll get you guys some homemade rakija, not under the dishwater shit that Null was drinking, people use that shit to clean their sinks and toilets"
Dick: "Maybe Null would come too. That would be nice." (neutral tone)
Sean: "Yeah!"

a bit before that, the guy said if you have trouble talking to girls, find one at a party you don't know and talk to her, if you're still going after 30 minutes, kiss her, and it'll most likely go well. lol abysmal advice, jeez. He even started talking about how all that Hollywood puppy love shit we all grew up seeing was bad for us all and made us awkward, which I agree with, but then finished his advice with some creepy shit.

If she talks to you for over 30 minutes, get her number and start texting her, and give her a friendly hug goodbye. You can tell if she's into you based on the hug alone - there's like, a friendly hug that's not that close, and that means it's a no-go, but if it's a closer hug, you're in. You'll know it when you feel it.
Eh like everything in life it depends. Obviously you don't just go in for a kiss when you're chatting with a woman at a business convention or Starbucks. But if you're at a pickup spot romantic or she's just being rather saucey then yeah it can be appropriate.

Totally agree the hug is very good advice.
 
Dax’s last sexual partners are girlfriends of his friends or newsbabes who he paid to come on the show and likely knew sex was part of the deal anyway. The newsbabes know the casting couch mindset is still strong in LA and acts accordingly. It’s why towards the end he was only able to get foreign girls who are naive and think fucking Dax is a stepping stone to something bigger and better.

His dating advice is awful because it’s better than saying “I pay the newsbabes to fuck me” or “hit on your best friend’s girlfriend”.
Wait, did it ever come out that he actually sleeps with the newsbabes? Aside from JLH of course
 
One of the mental health measurments phycologists use in 2020 should be how long you can do without twitter. Seriously there is nothing good on there. Its an unfunny cesspool thats just constant uninformed poltics and trash. You only loose by having a twitter account. Either by being cancled or having your lulsey activitys documented for the world to see.
Dax lasted what a day?
The relationship advice on TDS is so bizarre you could be forgiven for thinking no one involved has ever had a GF.

Like dax's insistence that you should just apologise for everything immediately even if you don't mean it.

1) This doesn't work longterm. Your apology will be taken as admission of guilt and brought up again and again as you make the same mistakes

2) This doesn't work short term as your SO will sense the fakeness of the apology and probably just keep fighting with you plus people don't just go from mad to happy so your SO will probably still be mad for a while and feel like a fight anyway.

3) you just look like a giant bitch which is ok I guess if you are a balding mexijew with a humilation/submission fetish but most men aren't that.

If you're going to give bad relationship advice at least make it some PUA powerfantasy garbage and if you are gong to give bitch tier relationship advice at least make sure it works. Dax manages both and neither somehow.
Wouldn´t it just end up with the women walking all over you? Respect has to be earned its not just given.
Like when your gf is mad or what ev and slams the door you can´t just go. No please baby don´t leave. Cause from that point she knows she has won and she has you wrapped around your finger.
But hey, maybe his advice works on la sluts without selfrespect and other avenues. Wheres Marie gonna go? Back to Maddox? Go caming again for men with oedipus complexes?
 
Wouldn´t it just end up with the women walking all over you? Respect has to be earned its not just given.
Like when your gf is mad or what ev and slams the door you can´t just go. No please baby don´t leave. Cause from that point she knows she has won and she has you wrapped around your finger.
But hey, maybe his advice works on la sluts without selfrespect and other avenues. Wheres Marie gonna go? Back to Maddox? Go caming again for men with oedipus complexes?
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Dax’s last sexual partners are girlfriends of his friends or newsbabes who he paid to come on the show and likely knew sex was part of the deal anyway. The newsbabes know the casting couch mindset is still strong in LA and acts accordingly. It’s why towards the end he was only able to get foreign girls who are naive and think fucking Dax is a stepping stone to something bigger and better.

His dating advice is awful because it’s better than saying “I pay the newsbabes to fuck me” or “hit on your best friend’s girlfriend”.
I doubt that he managed to fuck every one of the newsbabes. There were definitely a few that he probably did, like Veronica Lavery and Peach Saliva, but there were also several who just showed up, were creeped out by two middle aged men screaming at each other in a garage (plus Reilly) and noped the fuck out.
 
THANK GOD! Reddit is here to tell us how this site should really be run.

Look how well turning into plebbit worked for 4chan.

I don't like Trump, and the guy is ripe for ripping on as a politician, but nobody mainstream has done so without an immense amount of butthurt so it has never been effective.

The one I found most excruciating is Alec Baldwin's lauded but painfully unfunny impression of Trump. The assrage just seeps through at every instant and it just isn't funny at all. I don't know why people like this. Probably because they're seething as hard as he is. It's really a true failure of the entertainment industry that they have this pompous, narcissistic buffoon who both looks and acts absolutely ridiculously and rarely opens his mouth without absolute retardation pouring out, and they can't even be funny about it.
 
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