US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Jeffrey Epstein]

Well the fucked part is that he's already lied about Hunter plenty of times before. Look at how he behaved during the last debate. When Trump brought up that Hunter was ejected from the Navy because he's a meth addict who flunked every drug test he was given, Biden started shaking his head and repeatedly mumbling, "That's not true. It's not true." even though it's an objectively true statement.

He has no problems lying about Hunter at all, but this time he's locked himself in a basement and by the end of this stretch of lids he'll have been avoiding this topic for 8 days straight. That looks really fucking weird when you're smack in the middle of the hottest point of an election. An accusation like that ought to have the candidate flying out of his corner with his fists spinning like windmills, but it made Biden whimper, duck into a corner and start trying to dig his way through the mat to hide under the stage.

That's not a good response.

yea cuz he's worse than the off brand version of ray krok.

 

[BIG DADDY]

Well the fucked part is that he's already lied about Hunter plenty of times before. Look at how he behaved during the last debate. When Trump brought up that Hunter was ejected from the Navy because he's a meth addict who flunked every drug test he was given, Biden started shaking his head and repeatedly mumbling, "That's not true. It's not true." even though it's an objectively true statement.

He has no problems lying about Hunter at all, but this time he's locked himself in a basement and by the end of this stretch of lids he'll have been avoiding this topic for 8 days straight. That looks really fucking weird when you're smack in the middle of the hottest point of an election. An accusation like that ought to have the candidate flying out of his corner with his fists spinning like windmills, but it made Biden whimper, duck into a corner and start trying to dig his way through the mat to hide under the stage.

That's not a good response.

I assume it’s for the same reason liberal news outlets didn’t even report on it. Their strategy this whole time was to talk about what a bad man orange man is, and they want to keep the narrative focused on that. They also know any lies are just going to look weak since there are photos involved so it’s harder to just straight out deny, so they go straight to the head in the sand approach and hope most people won’t pay attention enough to even hear about it, or not care because they’ll still think Trump has done worse.

Remember how it took them like two months to even have Biden himself acknowledge the Tara Reade stuff, and only did so when media was starting to say it looked bad that it was the women in the DNC who were responding to it? Same deal.

 

[Ruin]

A friend of mine works in a memory care home and he says even with meds there is absolutely no way to know in advance if someone is going to have a good day or a bad day. So my guess is they wake dementia Joe up and if he seems normal by like noon they might do a small event or make a statement. If he shits his pants and spergs about corn pop they call a lid.

 

[AnotherPleb]

I've read 3 tweets in my timeline in the past hour or so that Biden is hidin' until the debate.

So no campaign activity from him at all this week until Thursday. How is any of this normal?

What the fuck are they doing to him?

There's no way in hell there's another debate. Trump's lined up to absolutely destroy biden with the Hunter shit the exact same way he ganked Hillary at her last debate. The DNC won't allow the both of them on the same stage ever again.

 

[Goofy Logic]

He has no problems lying about Hunter at all, but this time he's locked himself in a basement and by the end of this stretch of lids he'll have been avoiding this topic for 8 days straight. That looks really fucking weird when you're smack in the middle of the hottest point of an election. An accusation like that ought to have the candidate flying out of his corner with his fists spinning like windmills, but it made Biden whimper, duck into a corner and start trying to dig his way through the mat to hide under the stage.

That's not a good response.

Given how the Hillary email server scandal followed her like a noxious fart in the last election despite numerous coverups, I think Biden is genuinely afraid of even touching it lest he ends up with him getting deeper than he already is.

 

[Hungry Hungry Bitch]

There's no way in hell there's another debate. Trump's lined up to absolutely destroy biden with the Hunter shit the exact same way he ganked Hillary at her last debate. The DNC won't allow the both of them on the same stage ever again.

Nah, it's going to happen and the moderator is going to try everything she can to derail Trump when he brings it up. And Trump can't go to hard on her and Biden as it will make him look like a bully for the undecided voters and old folks. Keep in mind the debate is watched by a different audience than his base alone. I'm afraid the debate will be a negative again for Trump, but I very much hope so I'm wrong. I'm positive this DNC shill of a moderator will: (1) give the Biden campaign the questions, (2) ask Trump very loaded questions.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Nah, it's going to happen and the moderator is going to try everything she can the derail Trump when he brings it up. And Trump can't go to hard on her and Biden as it will make him look like a bully for the undecided voters and old folks. Keep in my the debate is watched by a different audience than purely his base. I'm afraid the debate will be a negative again for Trump but I very much hope so I'm wrong. I'm positive this DNC shill of a moderator will (1) give the Biden campaign the questions, (2) ask Trump very loaded questions.

Don't forget the "White Supremacy" question or "WILL YOU DENOUNCE X DRUMPF" and some shit about Charlottesville or a Peaceful transition of power.

 

[John McAfee]

Nah, it's going to happen and the moderator is going to try everything she can the derail Trump when he brings it up. And Trump can't go to hard on her and Biden as it will make him look like a bully for the undecided voters and old folks. Keep in my the debate is watched by a different audience than purely his base. I'm afraid the debate will be a negative again for Trump but I very much hope so I'm wrong. I'm positive this DNC shill of a moderator will (1) give the Biden campaign the questions, (2) ask Trump very loaded questions.

If you're undecided by then, you're a pussy and you're going to bitch out and 3rd party it anyway. I want blood.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Meanwhile Nate Pyrite is on twitter claiming that Biden will get 400+ electoral votes:

https://mobile.twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1317165271975665665

Of course if you read it he words it such that he can claim he was right no matter what happens - but if your model has Biden up TWENTY TWO in Alaska maybe it needs some work.

 

[Ruin]

Meanwhile Nate Pyrite is on twitter claiming that Biden will get 400+ electoral votes:

https://tw.tinf.io/NateSilver538/status/1317165271975665665

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Of course if you read it he words it such that he can claim he was right no matter what happens - but if your model has Biden up TWENTY TWO in Alaska maybe it needs some work.

This is so fucking delusional, holy shit.

 

[Weppers]

Meanwhile Nate Pyrite is on twitter claiming that Biden will get 400+ electoral votes:

https://tw.tinf.io/NateSilver538/status/1317165271975665665

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Of course if you read it he words it such that he can claim he was right no matter what happens - but if your model has Biden up TWENTY TWO in Alaska maybe it needs some work.

That says 22% chance of winning Alaska, not up by 22.

His forecast is probably still just a random number generator he programmed to say what he thinks people want to hear.

 

[It's HK-47]

Meanwhile Nate Pyrite is on twitter claiming that Biden will get 400+ electoral votes:

https://tw.tinf.io/NateSilver538/status/1317165271975665665

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Of course if you read it he words it such that he can claim he was right no matter what happens - but if your model has Biden up TWENTY TWO in Alaska maybe it needs some work.

I fucking love the way he tried to frame the map so that you couldn't possibly call it a shit prediction when it inevitably fails, but it's a shit prediction straight out of the gate. In order for this map to hold true you'd need to believe that it's possible for Joe Biden to have enthusiasm that significantly rivals Bill Clinton, Barack Obama and Donald Trump's elections. The only one higher than this map in recent memory is Ronald Reagan's.

That alone should have put this map squarely in the recycling bin, but Nate decided to hit publish anyways.

 

[Jarolleon]

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https://tw.tinf.io/thehill/status/1317208411642224640 (https://archive.vn/YMzIQ)

This must work really well in their focus groups because they aren't ever going to quit.

I mean, does anyone besides hardline Trump fans, /pol/-tards, and the Farms even know that it's a hoax? Trump didn't even push back on it during the debate.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Well the fucked part is that he's already lied about Hunter plenty of times before. Look at how he behaved during the last debate. When Trump brought up that Hunter was ejected from the Navy because he's a meth addict who flunked every drug test he was given, Biden started shaking his head and repeatedly mumbling, "That's not true. It's not true." even though it's an objectively true statement.

If I remember correctly, Trump said Hunter was dishonorably discharged, and that's not true. I don't know if Trump is unfamiliar with the facts, or if it was bait for fact checkers. When Biden denied it, he should have followed up with, "Then what kind of discharge was it, was it honorable?" Make the doddering old fool admit his son's service was not honorable, maybe get people asking how a 43-year-old drug addict with no military experience or skills became a Navy officer anyway.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

A friend of mine works in a memory care home and he says even with meds there is absolutely no way to know in advance if someone is going to have a good day or a bad day. So my guess is they wake dementia Joe up and if he seems normal by like noon they might do a small event or make a statement. If he shits his pants and spergs about corn pop they call a lid.

If there was a single reason to nuke the DNC its they're running an eighty year old with dementia for President of the United States so they can control every thing he does. That's James Bond villain level bullshit right there, especially if you throw in the Chinese kompromat, Ukraine, Flynn and his crackhead son filmed doing torture porn to underage Chinese sex slaves.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

That says 22% chance of winning Alaska, not up by 22.

His forecast is probably still just a random number generator he programmed to say what he thinks people want to hear.

Good catch - I misread that. Still seems an absolutely insane map to put out - but I suppose he’ll claim it was the Hunter emails that made his predictions worthless, just like he blames Comney for 2016.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Am I insane or does holing yourself in your house when you are accused at a crime is one of the most suspicious acts you can do? Shouldn't Biden go to as many meetings as he can and proclaim it's fake news russian propoganda rather than hide away until elections?

Also I wonder if Trump knew about the laptop in the first debate and brought Hunter just to prepare the ground.

 

[ConfederateIrishman]

Meanwhile Nate Pyrite is on twitter claiming that Biden will get 400+ electoral votes:

https://tw.tinf.io/NateSilver538/status/1317165271975665665

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Of course if you read it he words it such that he can claim he was right no matter what happens - but if your model has Biden up TWENTY TWO in Alaska maybe it needs some work.

I--what? Ohio is not going to flip. If you did get results like this conservatives unironicly should consider looking into voter fraud (which they won't of course but I digress).

What a Biden victory will look like is PA and another state or two cucking Trump by a thin margin because of either angry white women and/or rural voters feeling like Trump abandoned them by going back to traditional GOP economics instead of going all in on economic populism. The later is very possible but I don't think Demographics are that bad yet in Texas or Georgia, looking at the last midterms, to see them flip and watching Democrats grow increasingly convinced Texas will flip blue is incredibly uncomfortable to witness (almost as uncomfortable as Conservatives saying the West Coast or New York will flip).

 

[soy_king]

I--what? Ohio is not going to flip. If you did get results like this conservatives unironicly should consider looking into voter fraud (which they won't of course but I digress).

What a Biden victory will look like is PA and another state or two cucking Trump by a thin margin because of either angry white women and/or rural voters feeling like Trump abandoned them by going back to traditional GOP economics instead of going all in on economic populism. The later is very possible but I don't think Demographics are that bad yet in Texas or Georgia, looking at the last midterms, to see them flip and watching Democrats grow increasingly convinced Texas will flip blue is incredibly uncomfortable to witness (almost as uncomfortable as Conservatives saying the West Coast or New York will flip).

Based off my very limited inquiries these are probably the states where the margins will be pretty thin:

Pennsylvania
Michigan
Minnesota (possibly just because of the riots)
Wisconsin
Nevada
Arizona (no idea what to make of that one. The Senate seat at least looks like it will flip)
Florida
North Carolina
Iowa (possible because of the trade war, but still unlikely)
New Hampshire

Any other states will probably be sufficiently predictable. Pennsylvania and Michigan will likely be challenged either way because of very suspect mail in voting issues (especially Pennsylvania).

 

[Puff]

If there was a single reason to nuke the DNC its they're running an eighty year old with dementia for President of the United States so they can control every thing he does. That's James Bond villain level bullshit right there, especially if you throw in the Chinese kompromat, Ukraine, Flynn and his crackhead son filmed doing torture porn to underage Chinese sex slaves.

Can we stop speculating on things not yet released? There's no way in hell we can get people to believe Hunter was doing underage Chinese torture porn and they can't very well release the videos to prove it even if it is true.