🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Squire of Gothos said:
Ralph wants attention so he decided to write an article about Destiny
https://archive.md/4YkOW
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THE TLDR
Dear Diary,
Me and my bestie Nickie were making jokes on twitter today being all cute and funny when that SLUT Destiny decided to open up her whore mouth and say we shouldn't make light of tragedies and wah wah the genocides. Like that ungrateful skank doesn't even remember that one time i said I liked her dress a few months ago (I mean I was lying she looked terrible in it).
I HOPE SHE GETS FIRED LIKE THAT HARLOT ADE
-Love Ethan Ralph
 
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He's also RTing may again. This is getting weird... Was ralph only pretending to like digi so he could get all up in that honkin' schnoz?

Not that ralph has standards or morals or anything I just never could imagine what ralph and digi would talk about.

ALSO:
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Godwinson needs to do a Sir Ethan Ralph reading of this.
 
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Whats even the point if trying to spite and fight and pretend you're owning the alawgs only to
Noproblemo said:
She lives in the hallway, his pregnant wife is living in the hallway of the crackshack. What a disaster. She can't be allowed in the bedroom because that's where daddy earns his bread.
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i still think its bs since hed 100 percent post a photo by now, mr sex tape ralph definitely would
Crystal Golem said:
He's also RTing may again. This is getting weird... Was ralph only pretending to like digi so he could get all up in that honkin' schnoz?

Not that ralph has standards or morals or anything I just never could imagine what ralph and digi would talk about.
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i kinda hope digibro got cucked by the gunt, as much as ralph is a grooming pos having a toddler toucher experience the horror of being cucked ( with his above age gf not one of his victims) by a greasy pustule is pure kino
Squire of Gothos said:
Ralph wants attention so he decided to write an article about Destiny
https://archive.md/4YkOW
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:story: i cant believe it! every single shitpost! he made the impotent seethe article! lmfao hes like a livejournal girl trying to take down a celeb who will never see their harpy rants about how they really deserve to be with him.
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
Ralph wants attention so he decided to write an article about Destiny
https://archive.md/4YkOW
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Colleauge makes it sound like your peers which couldn´t be further from the truth.
Dlive will never kick Fuentes off while your on bad day from going out on your arse.

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First time Ralph has ever made me laugh.

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Ralph 80% of your guests are nazis. Your remaning fans are all poltards. Do you think Randbot or Dingo think that the holocaust was real? Do you think they think its all a meme bruh?

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I guess his brain rotted halfway trough the paragraph. How do you even have the energy to pretend to care about snitch like behaviour Ralph?

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We watched you get cucked on stream Ralph! Wanna bet that shes still sending pics to dildohead?
Wasn´t Faiths first pick for a babydaddy DesTiny? Is that the reason for the article won´t she shut up about him?

Overall super catty, very entertaining article 8/10.
 
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Vetti said:
Damnit. I was really looking forward to Destiny Fridays!
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Funny you said that, Ralph went ahead and deleted the Tweet where he suggested Destiny Fridays... it was still there when you made your post but now it's mysteriously deleted:
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Hi Ralph! Keep seething faggot, keep being jealous of your boy Baked making what you make in a month in a day... so salty! When you gonna turn on him completely like Warski did?
 
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Ralph, your writing sucks. Like really sucks. I'm not just saying that because I hate you. It really does suck. Your sentence structure sucks and you misuse commas all over the fucking place.
Unlike the last hit piece that came off like a teenage girls Tumblr blog, this whole thing has a pretentious feel to it.

Fat Retard said:
I, myself, have noticed how fatter I look on camera
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Get rid of that first comma. You look fat on camera because you're disgustingly fat, not because of the camera.

Ralph's dying liver said:
It’s a cheap joke, but still. That’s what it is, a joke.
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That full stop is the most jarring part of the article. It completely breaks the flow when you don't need or want to break the flow.
Try:
"It's a cheap joke. But still, that's what it is, a joke." or
"It's a cheap joke. But that's all it is, a joke." or
"It's a cheap joke, but that's all it is, a joke."

Any of those flow better than that garbage you wrote.

Ralph's dead cat said:
WHY has it become a joke, though?
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I know you probably capitalized the whole word for emphasis, but it looks bad. You don't need any extra emphasis, and if you wanted to anyway, use italics.
"Why has it become a joke, though?"

Wiggum said:
However, the earth-shattering audacity of his response to my joke should be examined in full.
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Really? Is it really "earth-shattering audacity"? Seemed pretty fucking tame and lame to me. He didn't even tag in Twitter or Jack, or anything that would matter.

Pill Popping Trash said:
In my view, he’s clearly angling to get me and or Fuentes banned off Twitter with the way he’s falsely accusing both of us of being Nazis.
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Ok, I wasn't going to say anything, but it's too much. You're using contractions too much. You can, there's really nothing wrong with it, but you shouldn't use them as much as you are in a "professional" piece you are trying to make money off of. Switch between the contraction and writing it out just to mix things up. He is. It is. It has, etc. In my humble opinion, it adds a bit to the sentence flow when you write them out sometimes. It also allows for greater emphasis when the reader has to read both words. For example, when you read "it's" it is quick and simple. But when you read "it is" there is naturally a bit of emphasis there that doesn't exist in the contraction. Maybe that's just me and how I read.

Also, it's "and/or" not "and or".

Backstabber that demends unquestioning loyalty said:
I suppose you could say he’s just trying to get our “verified checks” taken away, but regardless, it’s clearly snitch-like behavior.
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I've never seen it referred to as "verified checks" before. Even the page you link (also, you link way too many things) says "verified badge", and the commonly used term is "blue checkmark". This is just another oddly off-putting wording choice.
I also think this sentence should end after "taken away".
Also, the irony of you, Mr. "Help! Dlive Mods! Josh is making fun of me!" accusing someone else of snitch-like behavior... Plus, by your own mantra of going lower than your enemies to win, how can snitching be bad? If you have no problem going lower, then go lower and use your checkmark powers to snitch on his ban evasion.

The Aborted Retort said:
That’s distasteful enough, of course. But keep this in mind: Mr. Bonnell can’t even reply to me on his first, second, or third account because he himself has been banned from Twitter for violent speech and ban evasion on several occasions.
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Ugh.
Lose the "even". "Mr. Bonnell can't reply" sounds better.
I don't like the usage of "he himself" here. This is just another piece that makes the whole article feel pretentious. You keep using all these phrases to make yourself sound smart. Everyone knows you are not smart.

Confirmed Cuck said:
Since I’m not a confirmed cuck like Steven, I sincerely hope they don’t do that.
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Oh but you are, Ralph. You are a confirmed cuck. Faith was sending nudes to Chris while she was in your shower. You are a cuck by the internet's definition of a cuck.

Alt-righter Nazi Ethan Ralph said:
This is a guy who has literally been banned from Twitter on multiple occasions, tweeting from an outlaw account even now, suggesting bogus enforcement on right-wing targets.
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He did not suggest any kind of enforcement.

Liar said:
If that doesn’t tell you all you need to know, I don’t know what will.
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It tells me you have no problem making things up and lying about events, even when people can easily see the truth. I'm sure that fact has no bearing on anything else going on with you...

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The reason he can be so brazen and not care is because he knows Twitter will always let him come back.
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How was Destiny's tweet "so brazen". Christ Ralph, you're making this out to be a much bigger event than it really was. It really shows how upset you are. How you just sit and seethe nonstop over every perceived slight.

Ralph's micro penis said:
Whereas, on the right, you’re usually nuked off the fucking map when they take you down.
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Your use of profanity is jarring. It doesn't flow, it doesn't fit, it's just jarring. For fucks sake Ralph, take some writing classes or something.
 
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Elric of Melnibone said:
I prefer AD&D and 3rd edition myself. I only like AD&D because of the awesome CRPG's that were created with it (Icewind Dale/Baldurs Gate), and I like 3rd edition because it was a good balance between the complexities of AD&D and modern. Ralph and co most likely just cant understand any of the complexities from earlier versions, 5th edition is My first dungeon crawl by Fishur Price, so long as you can force a square peg in a star hole you can play with without having to really dig into the ruleset. All that being said, I will fall on my sword for everyone too scared to say it, THAC0 is Wack0.
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How’s Pathfinder? I know it’s been pozzed, though what hasn’t been at this point, but it’s explicitly based on 3.5 if I remember correctly.
 
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Sam Losco said:
Ralph, your writing sucks. Like really sucks. I'm not just saying that because I hate you. It really does suck. Your sentence structure sucks and you misuse commas all over the fucking place.
Unlike the last hit piece that came off like a teenage girls Tumblr blog, this whole thing has a pretentious feel to it.

Get rid of that first comma. You look fat on camera because you're disgustingly fat, not because of the camera.
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Sam Losco said:
...For fucks sake Ralph, take some writing classes or something.
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The words “I” and “myself” should never appear in sequence, except perhaps in a thesaurus. I seriously winced reading that garbage. It sounds like an 11-year-old wrote it.
 
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Paddy O' Furniture said:
Frank Hassle again? Boy, he just doesn't learn. Here's to him dropping slurs and death threats against Boogie again.

Didn't Ralph go to school to read n' write real good? This is absolutely abysmal. I'd expect this kind of tripe out of a 10th grade essay that shouldn't have been handed in.
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I don't know. I find that Frank Hassle a bit of an annoying cunt. His humor is dated MTV Jackass level comedy.

The worst part of Frank Hassle is that he fucks with people then cries when they fuck with him back.
 
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Not sure if anyone has every mentioned this, but that moron Remo Williams or Miles or whatever who would paypig Ralph like crazy apparently has a show called The Godcast on TheRightStuff. He was on a Flamenco stream sperging about guns with Bibble. Talking about how he has 5000 rounds and instructing people on all sorts of tactical maneuvers like luring someone with a rifle around a corner and blowing their brains out with a pistol. All unironically like he's a fucking Green Beret. He also said he works at a bar. I only mention it because he was a huge Ralph paypig. Maybe he still is, but I haven't been able to actually stomach Ralph's backed up commode of a show in like 2 months
 
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