Trashfire Adam Kovic & Ryan Haywood (The Dead Pixel / Koko / Pikovic, and James Ryan Haywoood / Iron Ryan / The Mad King / Vagabond) - Rooster Teeth associates who've sent horrifying nudes behind their families' backs in what looks like a gay catfish

[ChoChoTwister]

Honestly, I'm not sure anymore that Ryan was being choosy at all. It's starting to seem like he chased anything vaguely female-shaped that came his way. It just so happens that mentally ill, overweight, unattractive, naive virgins were the only ones into him. After all, his wife is none of those things and she stopped sleeping with him.

Allegedly stopped sleeping with him. Up until the wedding band incident, we don't know if she ever stopped sleeping with him. It has only been his word and we know he's a liar.

 

[ApologeticNewbie]

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That was also retweeted by the VictimsofRyanHaywood account. As if they were all helpless passengers along for the ride.

It's more like: if a taxi says it's occupied and still stops for you, and it's not really a taxi but some badly ageing guy in a rusty old nissan altima that's been hastily painted yellow, and he needs you to press the gas pedal while he steers, with all the doors unlocked so you can get out any time you like, and together you drive to a dark alley where he beats up your vagina... then yes, you may be a bit at fault there.

Agreed. Let’s not forget that they REPEATEDLY got into that taxi. It wasn’t one journey. It was multiple journeys to the same dark alley. After the second time, maybe you’d know where it was going and decide you should walk rather than take cabs.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Honestly, I'm not sure anymore that Ryan was being choosy at all. It's starting to seem like he chased anything vaguely female-shaped that came his way. It just so happens that mentally ill, overweight, unattractive, naive virgins were the only ones into him. After all, his wife is none of those things and she stopped sleeping with him.

Oh, it's just by coincidence that his groupies were mentally ill, unattractive, and too inexperienced to realize that hes a shit guy to chase after?

Actually... I like this theory.

 

[Ctrl+Alt+Rt]

Allegedly stopped sleeping with him. Up until the wedding band incident, we don't know if she ever stopped sleeping with him. It has only been his word and we know he's a liar.

No need to defend her. Nobody blames her if there was a dead bedroom now that we know how miserable sex with Ryan "blood is lube" Haywood is. For her sake I hope she really did stop. Frankly, any sane adult woman would. (Hence, the groupies who didn't.)

 

[Mason Verger]

Related, unrelated, just thought this would be interesting to any financialfags here, but the AT&T stock is currently at its lowest in 5 years and trending downwards:

Additional, only a month ago warner media hired third party head cutters to investigate “Internal culture”, with a new CEO looking to do a full bad apple purge:

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/warnermedia-leaders-concerned-and-disappointed-with-internal-culture-reports-memos-say

Obviously some internet drama is a fart in the wind compared to the big picture, but it still doesn’t bode well for any expendable assets with sex scandal stank on them. Good luck in the next quarter and the coming audit season, Rooster Teeth!

 

[Vice Bold]

These women essentially viewed him as Christian Grey--a handsome, charming, and slightly dangerous man with high social status (in their world at least) who singled them out for attention. The so-called "power imbalance" is what attracted most of them in the first place FFS. They didn't care that he was married with small children, they went along with his bullshit excuses about his wife because they wanted to fuck him: the only reason they're pissed off now is because he was fucking around with everyone else too. They weren't special at all, and their egos have been shattered.

Ryan's a hedonistic, philandering piece of shit but come on, it's not like there weren't red flags all over the place:

Spoiler: Thirsty tumblr posts

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It took about five seconds to find those. I'm guessing Ryan read all the kinky fan fiction his obsessive fan girls cranked out and figured they'd be receptive to his behaviour. He was an idiot to do so of course, and he sure as fuck should have confirmed that potential sex(ting) partners were of legal age, but as for anyone 18 years old or over? I really have no sympathy. They SHOULD have known better, with legal age come adult responsibilities. Also, don't forget that many (probably most) approached him first and tried to make it sexual; he wasn't just stalking people, they were stalking him as well. Women can be the aggressors too, "female empowerment" and all that.

Today's winner for "Very Poorly Timed Ads" goes to.....the RT store!

Get your very own Geoff Ramsey body pillow so you can "Snuggle up with your favorite AH boi" ...who just had to make a statement about how he used to snuggle up to community members, but not in a weird way like that OTHER guy.

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I wonder if the Ryan body pillow is heavily discounted now. In all seriousness, I don't think Geoff is anywhere on the same level as Ryan. Dumb as a brick with a dick? Sure. But I really don't think he was maliciously using his position to prey on people who worship him (maybe that makes me dumb as a brick too lol). I just thought the timing of the ad was hilariously bad.

Fuck me, this kind of shit really pushes the barrier between real and fake. This autistic idol worship some of these gaming channels have already puts a shitton of egotism on the ones receiving it. It reminds me a fuckton of Austin Jones, where he not only was moderately attractive so some tweens could fawn over him, he also encouraged this behavior so he could be a source of infatuation. Geoff isn't even that fucking good looking!

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Being Mick Jagger in the 70s and 80s musta been heaven compared to this.
Now every bitch that wants a celebrity fuck has a camera phone, a twitter account, and some harebrained narrative about 'power imbalance'.
Back then you just had to worry about making bastards and STDs.

Fuck The Future
b/c
Fucking in The Future
is Fucked

 

[The Weed Wizard]

Today's winner for "Very Poorly Timed Ads" goes to.....the RT store!

Get your very own Geoff Ramsey body pillow so you can "Snuggle up with your favorite AH boi" ...who just had to make a statement about how he used to snuggle up to community members, but not in a weird way like that OTHER guy.

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To be honest is it any wonder these guys basically had a cult of girls ready to fuck them for their special first time?
The body pillows and shit just seem to keep the crazy fan girls around, RT knows what theyre doing.

 

[Vice Bold]

Being Mick Jagger in the 70s and 80s musta been heaven compared to this.
Now every bitch that wants a celebrity fuck has a camera phone, a twitter account, and some harebrained narrative about 'power imbalance'.
Back then you just had to worry about making bastards and STDs.

Fuck The Future
b/c
Fucking in The Future
is Fucked

I'm going to call it right now, as Mick Jagger's coffin is being laid into the pit, some chick will scream "He sexually and emotionally manipulated me in a dirty bathroom one night in 1976! I have the bite marks to prove it!" and then Mick's reputation is destroyed by this brave woman.

 

[TheShedCollector]

This just in. Rooster Teeth has more pedo employees than the BBC.

 

[KingFrampt]

Oh, it's just by coincidence that his groupies were mentally ill, unattractive, and too inexperienced to realize that hes a shit guy to chase after?

Actually... I like this theory.

It's not wrong either, if you look at any of the claims they all approached him on snapchat telling him how wonderful they think he is, how rooster teeth has changed their life etc. I think in the 12th claim she said she sent him a selfie before she ever even spoke to him, who tf does that??

 

[Twitcha66]

In retrospect, Ryan whipping his dick out and jerking off in front of that one blonde chick is now twice as hilarious.

That’s what i keep saying about AH. I wonder what other foreshadowing clues we’ve missed or not payed attention to . The absolute funniest scenario would be if it turns out Gavin always mentioning dicks & asking dick based questions during the earlier years turns out to be foreshadowing for a gay relationship with Michael

I'm going to call it right now, as Mick Jagger's coffin is being laid into the pit, some chick will scream "He sexually and emotionally manipulated me in a dirty bathroom one night in 1976! I have the bite marks to prove it!" and then Mick's reputation is destroyed by this brave woman.

The issue with that is Mick dying. Who ever is above really doesn’t seem too keen on letting the stones into the pearly gates anytime soon

 

[Fruity]

You don't even need to wonder how it would be in reverse if it were legitimate reversal power imbalance rape, the judge in the Mary Kay Letourneau case (American teacher who at 38 was caught fucking her 12 year old student) point blank said that males are 'lesser victims' than females, which is why she only got 3 months in jail. Was originally 6 months but he suspended even that by another 3 months.

That's a slight bit different than what I was thinking, though pretty fucked up in it's own right. To put it simply, imagine if Lindsay or some other married e-celeb chick was sleeping around with a bunch of mentally ill fat unattractive younger men (like 10 years her junior). I think a lot of these tumblr landwhales would change their tune about who was the predator / victim in that case.

That was also retweeted by the VictimsofRyanHaywood account. As if they were all helpless passengers along for the ride.

It's more like: if a taxi says it's occupied and still stops for you, and it's not really a taxi but some badly ageing guy in a rusty old nissan altima that's been hastily painted yellow, and he needs you to press the gas pedal while he steers, with all the doors unlocked so you can get out any time you like, and together you drive to a dark alley where he beats up your vagina... then yes, you may be a bit at fault there.

Nah, cause he presented himself like a good guy. It's more like taking a taxi somewhere and they take you the wrong way, or a longer route. You know it's gonna cost you more and you have every opportunity to speak up and say OK this is wrong, please stop, let me out, but you don't. You keep your mouth shut and let the driver swindle you because you don't actually care that much, or are fine with it.

Like sure, it'll be awkward trying to correct the person who's got some sort of seniority over you, but you just have to buckle up and tell them. Yeah, you're gonna pay for the distance you drove already, and you might not wanna take a taxi for a while in future, but it was your choice to get in. It was your choice to keep it going. The driver hasn't kidnapped you, nothing's been done against your will.

Tyler the Creator's sage advice about cyberbullying works just as well here - "just walk away from the phone nigga close your snapchat and legs hahaha"

 

[nerd bullier]

Ryan haywood specifically targeted mentally ill women, preferably young and inexperienced, usually unattractive, precisely because this would give him an upper hand in terms of manipulation and control. You really dont see how this could be a power imbalance?

yeah if they weren't consenting adults. they're not some dementia ridden geriatric in a nursing home or a middle schooler getting groomed. they are adults.

also mentally ill means nothing. everyone has some kind of baggage from their childhood or some form of depression, you don't get to use that as an excuse for doing reprehensible things, y'know, like fucking a married man.

i want to make it clear that i have nothing against the fact they were manipulated, like, i'm not arguing against that. the nature of manipulation is you don't know you're being manipulated until it's too late, but yeah, like, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice i must be fucking retarded.

i genuinely think they would've had the support of people even outside the RT fanbase if they were just like "yeah, i fucked him for the bragging rights but he treated me badly. that's my bad as much as it is his." but why even bring it up at that point.

 

[Mason Verger]

Apparently Jeremy is “temporarily” moving back to the northeast while the offices are closed, but plans to move back once the work from home order is lifted. He says it’s just bad timing and a coincidence and is simply to be around family, and has no plans to leave RT, which I can kinda believe. But still, not a great sign for team solidarity. Figure I’d mention it for posterity.
If Jeremy quits, there’s probably bad shit coming. He was/is a hardcore RT fan that got the keys to the kingdom.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Being in HR at Rooster Teeth must be like managing a psych ward at Walter Reed right after 'Nam.

 

[wotidk]

Apparently Jeremy is “temporarily” moving back to the northeast while the offices are closed, but plans to move back once the work from home order is lifted. He says it’s just bad timing and a coincidence and is simply to be around family, and has no plans to leave RT, which I can kinda believe. But still, not a great sign for team solidarity. Figure I’d mention it for posterity.
If Jeremy quits, there’s probably bad shit coming. He was/is a hardcore RT fan that got the keys to the kingdom.

I really feel for Jeremy. He's dealing with this as both a former fan and current employee. I'm sure he's been realizing it for awhile, but this surely sped up the process of learning that his dream job/coworkers/workplace are the human and occupational equivalent of a dumpster fire. Likewise, he could lose his main source of income if shit continues to hit the fan.

 

[moocow]

Being in HR at Rooster Teeth must be like managing a psych ward at Walter Reed right after 'Nam.

The wet bar in the HR office must be magnificent.

 

[Ctrl+Alt+Rt]

Nah, cause he presented himself like a good guy. It's more like taking a taxi somewhere and they take you the wrong way, or a longer route. You know it's gonna cost you more and you have every opportunity to speak up and say OK this is wrong, please stop, let me out, but you don't. You keep your mouth shut and let the driver swindle you because you don't actually care that much, or are fine with it.

Like sure, it'll be awkward trying to correct the person who's got some sort of seniority over you, but you just have to buckle up and tell them. Yeah, you're gonna pay for the distance you drove already, and you might not wanna take a taxi for a while in future, but it was your choice to get in. It was your choice to keep it going. The driver hasn't kidnapped you, nothing's been done against your will.

Tyler the Creator's sage advice about cyberbullying works just as well here - "just walk away from the phone nigga close your snapchat and legs hahaha"

Hey, now you're just cribbing my post

He never lied about having a wife. They knew the taxi was already occupied and still stopping for them. And they knew he was balding and ageing like meat left out on the pavement on a summer day. I stand by my description of him as a rusty nissan altima.

 

[Mason Verger]

I really feel for Jeremy. He's dealing with this as both a former fan and current employee. I'm sure he's been realizing it for awhile, but this surely sped up the process of learning that his dream job/coworkers/workplace are the human and occupational equivalent of a dumpster fire. Likewise, he could lose his main source of income if shit continues to hit the fan.

Jeremy is like Charlie and the chocolate factory, except you find out the chocolate is actually feces and Willy Wonka was hate-fucking the Oompa Loompas all along.