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The QCS thread just wasn't complete without the trannies coming in and stabbing each other.

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e: Athanatos is also a little bitch.

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It is, admittedly, slightly saddening to see the SA staff trying to please and satisfy people who are genuinely broken in the head. These people cannot be happy and will never be happy, they hate happiness, they respond with hostility to people being happy, and if they are given what they demand it will not make them happy; it will only embolden them to demand more. The admins' attempts to get on the trannies' good side are as fruitful as trying to give a corpse a blowjob.

e: Uh oh, we've got mod dissent now!

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Goes to show that money can't buy happiness. Or in this case, money can't buy you the instant friendship of a bunch of brokebrained miscreants who live their terminally online lives on a dead comedy forum.

Eight fucking days. Didn't expect the honeymoon phase to be so short, but I should have.

If Jeffrey had any balls, he'd get real based real fucking quick and just Red Wedding the fuck outta everyone who made the SA forums a shitty place to be and then roll back all of the dumbassed policies that've helped stifle any attempts at genuine humor. If anyone else complains, find a way to fuck with them the way the SA of old would have. Or show them the door, too.

Sure, he'd lose a few paypigs, but there's nothing much for him to lose at this point. Unlike Lowtax, Jeffrey can at least go out with his dignity intact and be remembered for showing a little backbone.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
It is, admittedly, slightly saddening to see the SA staff trying to please and satisfy people who are genuinely broken in the head. These people cannot be happy and will never be happy, they hate happiness, they respond with hostility to people being happy, and if they are given what they demand it will not make them happy; it will only embolden them to demand more. The admins' attempts to get on the trannies' good side are as fruitful as trying to give a corpse a blowjob.
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That thread is 2020 Something Awful in a nutshell. Constant, multipage whining about the dumbest shit imaginable and every single participant comes off as a weakass child.
 
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Jeff if you read this you need to be a mean drunk and assert your self. You need to call the trannys together and explain that if they dont feel safe they are free to leave.

OR they can shut the fuck up.

you need to be a sigma to all the omegas on that forum. You own it now and if you wanna be more woke just call the fucking faggots in dresses toxic and ban them.
 
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TinyKitty said:
It's like the Logan blowup; everyone knew it was going to happen, but no one expected it to happen so fast.
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Jeffrey is bitchmade so everyone is going to push him around to get him to side with their own gay cliques. He’s not going to make any side happy so the various cliques of what’s left on SA are going to join forces and try to shove him out the door. Undoubtedly there’s a goon discord out there where they are already thinking how to kick Jeffrey out and it’s only been a week since he’s assumed ownership.
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Jeff if you read this you need to be a mean drunk and assert your self. You need to call the trannys together and explain that if they dont feel safe they are free to leave.

OR they can shut the fuck up.

you need to be a sigma to all the omegas on that forum. You own it now and if you wanna be more woke just call the fucking faggots in dresses toxic and ban them.
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If Jeffrey had balls or brains he wouldn’t have bothered buying SA in the first place. This is what he wanted and now he’s going to get it good and hard.
 
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Night has come and gone, and there are over 600 new posts in the QCS thread about Lucy, with no response from Jeffrey. Athanatos was trying to keep the discussion stable, but he appears to have given up and fled 400 posts ago.

I wonder how Jeffrey is going to cope. I hear Richard was quite talented at picking out scrumptious ensembles of food, beverages, and medicines to help him endure the endless barrage of goon drama. Surely there's some means that Jeffrey can obtain some comfort -- perhaps a nice apple pie?
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
Internet.

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Serious business.
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The fyad guy is a faggot for writing that fucking gay piece of shit in the first place and Jeffrey is a double faggot for writing a mini-essay about forgiveness and redemption like an Internet Bitcoin Jesus.

All sales final, Jeff. Enjoy wrangling the troons and Kool Kids Klub. Looking forward to people digging up some even more anodyne-circa-2009 posting from you that results in a 500 page QCS about how you're literally murdering black trans folx and should step down immediately.
 
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Brain Problems said:
All sales final, Jeff. Enjoy wrangling the troons and Kool Kids Klub. Looking forward to people digging up some even more anodyne-circa-2009 posting from you that results in a 500 page QCS about how you're literally murdering black trans folx and should step down immediately.
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I honestly thought there were one or two groups who would have done that already and were licking their knives while waiting for the sale to go through. Blitz Jeff within 48 hours of being forum owner with wrongthink they dug up from everyone they hate and a list of demands like making every tranny in their respective group an admin. I shouldn't have given them that much credit. They needed to hit him immediately upon taking control and latched on like a pitbull. Don't give the sadsack a moment to enjoy his new toy, make every moment of owning SA agonizing for him until he gives in.
 
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I honestly thought there were one or two groups who would have done that already and were licking their knives while waiting for the sale to go through. Blitz Jeff within 48 hours of being forum owner with wrongthink they dug up from everyone they hate and a list of demands like making every tranny in their respective group an admin. I shouldn't have given them that much credit. They needed to hit him immediately upon taking control and latched on like a pitbull. Don't give the sadsack a moment to enjoy his new toy, make every moment of owning SA agonizing for him until he gives in.
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It reminds me of how elected officials in every country go through an instantaneous transformation as soon as they're elected, in which they've seemingly been blackbagged and then forced to deepthroat one lobbyist/partisan/foreign cock after another until the appropriate level of submissiveness has been achieved. Except that Jeffrey doesn't get paid as well to guzzle the cum.
 
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northstar747 said:
When you got over being a homophode you fucking fruit.

3O stick was that of a gay republican back when that was more edgy now that the queers can marry and its the troons turn people can gay bash him all they want so yaay
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Right, which had to be done by the supreme court because even as far as the mid 2010s even fuckin faggot loving California voted against gay "marriage". Barry himself is against queers marrying, and everyone knows it's wrong on an instinctual level, hence it has never been voted in on principle. The kikes really had to work overtime on that fag shit.

They're just like us, love is love bigot!!
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