"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[Vetti]

This whole thing is just so curious to me. Someone who went out of their way to never say anything personal about themselves aside from their manga and video games and liking Karkov and cigarettes, all of the sudden is giving step by step super personal medical information. And those saying he's turned into Spoony ie taking money for no content, he is Spoony in more ways than one. A ton of medical issues, complaining about doctors, no one can figure out what's wrong with him, etc. There are a lot of parallels.

I think he's scared.

I wonder if those uber haxors from his metokur forum days have caught up with him and taken over his account again.

Pov: you just told Haberman that Jim's on his deathbed:

 

[Kirito]

The more he powerlevels, the closer we'll get to an actual dox.

He's been doxed for years though

 

[The Pink Panther]

He's been doxed for years though

I meant to say face dox. FACE DOX. Goddamn.

Fuck off @zedkissed60, you know what I meant.

 

[Milton P Dawson Jr. IVrd]

I think Jim wants to show us the real him, but is scared that we will make fun of him or think he's ugly.

 

[Kirito]

I think Jim wants to show us the real him, but is scared that we will make fun of him or think he's ugly.

Thanks for signing up to tell us how daddy really wants to show us his face. Welcome to the kiwi farms

 

[Leblanc]

I think he's scared.

I think that's the most likely reason, he just recently found out just found out or it just settled in for him how serious it is for him, he's freaking the fuck out and is turning to the internet a place that has usually been his escape (remember the tends to have null sized freakouts about potential censorship of the net) to vent to people he's never really known or care to know

 

[High Tea]

I think he's scared.



Pov: you just told Haberman that Jim's on his deathbed:

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I'm sure he is. Most people would be scared. It's just interesting to see the juxtaposition - Total nihilist wanting to see the world burn, but corona comes and he's wanting people to be super scared and protect themselves. Jim makes fun of mentally and physically ill people in videos, people just trying to deal with their illnesses, and nearly everyone dislikes the subjects in the vids. Jim gets sick and makes post after post trying to deal with his illness, and no one can say anything negative or joke. Really just brings to light how many people love and will protect Jim. I hope that gives him strength to deal with what he's got to, but to also realize that maybe the people he made videos about, were just hoping for some of the same kindness.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

I wouldn't be surprised if at some point Jim puts up a mea culpa post on his patreon and then follows Haberman into a quiet life of repentance and reflection.

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

Jim gets sick and makes post after post trying to deal with his illness, and no one can say anything negative or joke

Bruh, who's stopping you from making fun of ol' lumpy-neck Jim? Are there just roaming squads of sweeties patrolling the streets for dissidents?

 

[Captain Manning]

I meant to say face dox. FACE DOX. Goddamn.

Fuck off @zedkissed60, you know what I meant.

Buried somewhere in the hundreds of hours of Jim content, Jim once said that, at the very end, before he fucks off the Internet forever, he'll go ahead and share his face.

Obviously that statement is not enforceable in court or anything, but I suppose it's possible he might just release it himself.

Then again, maybe not. *shrug*

Either way, my gut tells me that, one way or another, we'll probably know what he looks like. I'm not waiting with baited breath. It'll happen when it happens. Too many other Internet happenings to concern myself with.

I wouldn't be surprised if at some point Jim puts up a mea culpa post on his patreon and then follows Haberman into a quiet life of repentance and reflection.

I don't think he'll go full Haberman. Reflection? Sure. Repentance? No.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Here you go guys I got it

Spoiler: face dox

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Wow so weird that having an ambiguous cancer diagnosis and undergoing a brutal regime of testing would make someone feel like they had shit to get off their chest, or that it’s no longer worth keeping their cards so close to their chest. Forget everything else I’ve ever said, the A-logs were right all along.

 

[Captain Manning]

Jim gets sick and makes post after post trying to deal with his illness, and no one can say anything negative or joke. Really just brings to light how many people love and will protect Jim.

I neither love Jim, or desire to protect him. That's gay. I think he's done some good content over the years, and he's not a complete shithead (yet).

I mean, the canceraids tweeting does have some strains of Spoony. I can not deny that. But I also don't really talk about Spoony much either, so...

Spoony and Jim are both people who I have some nostalgia for, but don't want to get terribly autistic over.

I hope that gives him strength to deal with what he's got to, but to also realize that maybe the people he made videos about, were just hoping for some of the same kindness.

Name one person Jim did a video on that didn't have it coming.

Terry Davis doesn't count, because that wasn't even a negative video. That video actually made me really dig Terry. God bless Terry.

Edit: Typo.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

I just hope the docs aren't giving Jim the runaround to milk as much money off him as possible.

 

[AmbiTron]

So has this faggot started producing worthwhile content again or is he too busy dying still?

 

[Orange Rhymer]

There comes a point where the diagnoses can actually start irritating/causing issues.
I think the answer is: it's benign. Start working for your simp-bucks.
Love,
-Your vacation is over.

 

[berenstain]

in memoriam

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I just hope the docs aren't giving Jim the runaround to milk as much money off him as possible.

Let’s hope the hospitals and specialists don’t run on Jim time! Throw a handful of superberries in the bucket if you want your diagnosis before Christmas, Jimbo.

 

[Milton P Dawson Jr. IVrd]

Just out of curiosity, how much is cancer treatment out of pocket in the U.S. is it like a price of a house?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Just out of curiosity, how much is cancer treatment out of pocket in the U.S. is it like a price of a house?

How long is a piece of string? Impossible to say.