Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 2: THE RECKONING)

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LordCustos3 said:
Cool your jets, DudeofTeenage. Context is important.
We're not talking about all the average joe q neurotic-level therapy sessions attended by average joe q neurotics here....were talking about whatever ninth-circle-of-hell group therapy would be peopled by people as fucked up as Sick Nick.
I seriously doubt that "slightly glum guy with a sad but treatable issue" would be in the same group as "deranged, shit-smeared orangutan who wants to rape his sister"; I doubt either would benefit from being in the same group. For the same reason "girl with bulemia" and "Hannibal Lector" would be in different groups.
I'm not saying that anyone dealing with grief, addiction and stress are bad people. Far from it. But I am saying there are different groups, and Sick Nick is not in THOSE therapy sessions.....he's in the hardcore intense one down the hall for scatmunchers and pedorapists, where the door is locked and everyone is wearing tracker bracelets on their ankles.
I'm saying that if YOU -- through some bizarre fluke of fate -- were at a group therapy session for people as messed up as Sick Nick, I really would think twice about dating that Amanda Plummer-esque girl who keeps twitching and eating her hair.
Are we on the same wavelength now?
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@sugoi-chan is correct. The group therapy sessions are divided up and you could end up with anyone in them. No one is told the other clients/patients issues other than they're all there for a specific purpose. (For Nick's I assume it was a social group since they did go on outings. Those tend to have clients/patients from all different groups mixed together)
 
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AnOminous said:
Anyone know exactly why he was sent for this psychiatric evaluation by some kind of case manager?
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From what Nick told me it seemed like his aunt fell in to some extra money and decided to do something about his mother's negligence. She made all the decisions regarding his therapy, and his mom wanted nothing to do with it. Because psychology doesn't exist, or whatever.

But I think her budget got in the way of what was readily available to him, so he was at an organization that had a bunch of different types of patients, mostly focusing around social problems. The group therapy thing was mostly for learning social skills and dealing with anxiety.
 
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LordCustos3 said:
Cool your jets, DudeofTeenage. Context is important.
We're not talking about all the average joe q neurotic-level therapy sessions attended by average joe q neurotics here...
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I misunderstood, sorry. You phrased it like you were giving general advice to anybody who might find themselves in group therapy, not specifically to people in the same therapy group as the illustrious Nick.
 
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What Nick will probably be doing in prison at this very moment:

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NumberingYourState said:
I keep having these things called seizures when reading about the spiked cookies.

The 1940's cartoon character disposition is still number two on the 50 most fucked up things about NickBait, as cum cookie feeding his family is just as vile as his other atrocities.
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What
The
Fuck
:cryblood::cryblood::heart-empty:
Did he seriosly beat off and cummed on cookies and fed his family?!
Holy shit.:c
 
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AN/ALR-56 said:
What
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Fuck
:cryblood::cryblood::heart-empty:
Did he seriosly beat off and cummed on cookies and fed his family?!
Holy shit.:c
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Yep. Nick was baking cookies and decided to spooge into the batter because he thought it would be funny if his family unwittingly ate his jizz. IIRC he expressed curiosity as to whether or not this could get a girl pregnant, and briefly considered making Anna eat his wank cookies so she'd become pregnant and have to marry him.
 
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Petronella said:
Yep. Nick was baking cookies and decided to spooge into the batter because he thought it would be funny if his family unwittingly ate his jizz. IIRC he expressed curiosity as to whether or not this could get a girl pregnant, and briefly considered making Anna eat his wank cookies so she'd become pregnant and have to marry him.
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Rating this feels because i dont have the horrifying tag :heart-empty:
Also this is fucking insane,does his family know this?
 
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As the fated court date approaches...I find myself at a horrible impasse.

On the one hand, I want Nick to be in prison for a long time for what he's done.

On the other hand, I want Nick to be able to tell us ALLLLLL about his wait in prison. But, of course, that means he'd be free.

So now I'm hoping we can smuggle a phone into prison for Nick, which will only be able to access twitter, so that he can keep us up to date.
 
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NumberingYourState said:
I keep having these things called seizures when reading about the spiked cookies.

The 1940's cartoon character disposition is still number two on the 50 most fucked up things about NickBait, as cum cookie feeding his family is just as vile as his other atrocities.
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Wellllll, consider what other bodily secretions and fluids he could've put into those cookies. Both intentionally and unintentionally. Cum cookies are merely a sip of cool refreshing Fanta compared to the CDC Ebola Alert filth that he would put into your food merely by touching it.
Sleep tight with that in mind.
 
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*vomit*

pbls said:
I was looking through my old email and I found a bunch of emails Nick sent me in 2013.

Some context: This was a year after Nick found out Anna lost her virginity. That's what our first conversation is about. Around this time he also showed interest in a girl at his group therapy meetings. There are also some emails in there that I didn't have my responses to, but I thought should be in here anyway. They aren't as cringe-worthy as some of the texts Maddi uploaded, but they do show his lack of awareness pretty well.

If you think I was too nice in any of these, you'd be correct. I was trying a... positive reinforcement approach.
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He thinks a woman would have her vagina removed because of Crohns. Oookay. And he has to ask someone if rape is a good idea? Oy.
 
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I just can't wait to see Sick Nick get his ass tried and finally be convicted. That fucker deserves to be in prison for life.

Also, the fact that he is willing to tarnish food (esepcially cookies) with his filthy and probably shit-infused cum (considering his abysmal hygiene) is pretty fucked up and flat-out disgusting. All the more reason to keep that sick fuck locked up in prison.
 
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