Keyboard Warrior
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- Joined
- Sep 19, 2018
If Amber hasn't been demonetized and isn't dying, then she needs to roll her lazy ass off her rented couch and get back to 'work.' She risks sliding into total irrelevance if she comes back with another iteration of this:
"Something awful has happened, but out of respect to those involved, I will not be discussing it. Anyway, I just woke up. Sorry about the lighting. Look at this spice rack that Becky organized. Isn't it cute? She's so talented. Best. girlfriend. ever. Omg you guise are gonna think this is so weird. So there's this rumor going around that I eat toothpaste. Liiike, whaattttt? Who does that? I do go through a lot of Colgate, but that's because I'm obsessed. Like OCD-OBSESSED. With feeling clean. It's fun. It's fresh. I'm here for it. Anyway, here's Becky's used pads in the garbage. Babe, what brand is this again? I always forget..."
"Something awful has happened, but out of respect to those involved, I will not be discussing it. Anyway, I just woke up. Sorry about the lighting. Look at this spice rack that Becky organized. Isn't it cute? She's so talented. Best. girlfriend. ever. Omg you guise are gonna think this is so weird. So there's this rumor going around that I eat toothpaste. Liiike, whaattttt? Who does that? I do go through a lot of Colgate, but that's because I'm obsessed. Like OCD-OBSESSED. With feeling clean. It's fun. It's fresh. I'm here for it. Anyway, here's Becky's used pads in the garbage. Babe, what brand is this again? I always forget..."