Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,623 74.5%

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These ambabies with their "queen " comments made me puke in my mouth just a little, what is wrong with these brainwashed idiots.
I'm torn between thinking they're idiots or they're trying to butter her up so she'll start uploading again. Probably a little of both.
Let's not forget she is practically menopausal. She even would not have to overeat to be in danger of gaining weight like most menopausal women do. As if she cared to get a proper hormone replacement therapy. I bet she has not. That's clearly too much hassle for Big AL.
According to the medical record screencap she showed us, she is taking Estradiol 1 mg once a day. Whether she will continue to take it as needed is dependent on whether doing so works for her, of course.
 
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"No, I am not just binging on my couch"
She is correct here. She also binges in her bedroom, in the kitchen, in the living room, on the couch, in the car, at Becky's sister's house, in the drive-thru lines, and at restaurants. Get your facts straight you fucking haters!
A broken clock is right twice a day...
 
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So is she going to talk about it or not? You're contradicting yourself there ALR.

Her asking people to stop with the pointless rumors is definitely going to work coz she said PLEASE, and she threatened that if the negativity doesn't stop she will be gone for even longer. That'll make everyone toe the line! You just watch. There will only be uplifting comments that recognise the grace she shows her viewers by uploading. We are not worthy, yet she uploads anyway. I am humbled.
 
lol, our gorl finally lost it and she's fed up with people not being able to guess wtf is wrong with her (not really spoiler since she pretty much confirmed it herself, but, it's laziness and her mentuls)

"I'm alive (sorry)"

I would say she's in an extra cunt mood which is also why she couldn't be assed to upload nor say anything to her retarded fanbase and would rather just manipulate them instead by not saying shit
 
So is she going to talk about it or not? You're contradicting yourself there ALR.

Her asking people to stop with the pointless rumors is definitely going to work coz she said PLEASE, and she threatened that if the negativity doesn't stop she will be gone for even longer. That'll make everyone toe the line! You just watch. There will only be uplifting comments that recognise the grace she shows her viewers by uploading. We are not worthy, yet she uploads anyway. I am humbled.
I doubt she CAN stay away longer given YouTube is her only source of income and she's been living the "high" life in Lexington.
I doubt she would continue to upload if it didn't make her any money. This isn't about supporters. It's about cash.
 
I doubt she CAN stay away longer given YouTube is her only source of income and she's been living the "high" life in Lexington.
I doubt she would continue to upload if it didn't make her any money. This isn't about supporters. It's about cash.
I love how she acts as if she doesn't rely on YT 100% for her livelihood by saying "lol haydurs and negativity just keep me from coming back" when it's the exact opposite

And typical Amber: blames her viewers for not uploading any longer, it's hilarious how this 30 year old woman never takes responsibility even for the smallest things, it'll be fun to see her say that in her video and get a bunch of backlash
 
"I'm alive (sorry)"
Well, there's certainly been enough people expressing hope that she was dead, so I can't even really blame her for saying that. 🤷‍♀️

I wonder if Amber has yet realized that she is essentially a monkey dancing for our amusement. Our negativity might make her want to stay away but if she wants money she's going to have to suck it up and perform. "I won't be coming back for the trolls, haters, cruel people, or reaction channels". Well that's nice to know, but unfortunately for her, it doesn't matter who she claims she's coming back for. We all get to point and laugh at her as she oinks and squeals whether she likes it or not.
 
I hope she doesn't come back with smug lies and cuntylynn. I want a crying video.
It's possible

She got some sympathy here and there on her "I just need some time" community post, only to then fuck it up and have everyone start shitting on her "it's the haydurs fault for me not uploading anymore" community post

Knowing her, her next video will be another one where she says she'll start a clean slate/turn over a new page or whatever the fuck you want to call it, "I did some shitty things so let's start from zero" shit where she'll cry because her viewers are fucking retarded and eat whatever Amber shits on their plate as long as tears are involved

I'm kinda glad she took this break

I got burnt out of her constant hauls after about the 1st week of her "rebranding" and mostly skimmed through her videos and reading up summaries

Though now I can't wait to start watching her again, and I already know I'll be disappointed as always because of the boring shit she'll post

She's just a guilty pleasure of mine

Edit: Looking forward to the 'tism posts analyzing Amber's nail polish fading to see if the videos she'll start uploading are pre recorded or not
 
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Well if the negativity makes her want to stay away even longer, then it's my job to let Amber know that if she did die, so many more people would be happy than sad that it would literally be the most positive entertainment she ever produced from a single event. She also is extremely fucking fat and I would never, ever have sex with her. Finally, in closing, nobody actually cares why she's gone and she should show laygs if she wants to come back.
 
The only entertaining thing Amber can do is leave. Unfortunately for all of us, she does have to churn out hauls and mookbongs in order to keep the gravy tunneling into her gullet. My bet on the next title is “vlog | where i’ve been, decorate with me & becky eats twinkie’s asshole”

And if it’s not that last one, I’m not watching.
 
There's comments saying she was posting and responding to haters on Twitter before the last post. Mostly pissed hambies. Wonder what she was saying.
 
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I agree. Besides mukbangs, she will need to avoid doing "cook with me", "eat with me", and food hauls. This is quite of reduction in her repertoire. Since she is not vlogging about her weight and health, it means that she will be left with Halloween hauls, Thanksgiving hauls, Christmas hauls, etc, and insane conversations with Becky.
Foodie Beuty is still doing them though I wonder if utube will get to her next lol
 
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I have this theory that someone perhaps has paid a visit to their neck of the woods and that they’ve noticed that...I wouldn’t put it past someone to visit the henry since she got doxxed. Chantal recently saying that she wants to move out again (her address is out there too) is maybe cause of Amber telling her about someone going to the Henry.
 
How are people STILL getting trolled? It doesn’t make any sense. I can picture 10 years from now, Amber will be almost 2 decades into the exact same cycle and the same people will still be paying her to do it, and then crying when it repeats. It’s insane. It’s like watching someone with a partner who beats the shit out of them and you can’t figure out what it will take to get them to leave. I think a lot of these folks have low self esteem, just like someone who puts up with abuse. She makes them feel better about themselves. That’s the only rationale I can find for why anyone would be unironically subscribed to Amber. I can understand the trolls to some extent, but even that is getting old and boring to me.
In 10 years aber will be dead
 
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