Bless Clotso's clogged, overworked heart. She will never learn, and it is always so entertaining to watch.
It almost doesn't matter if that email is legitimate or not- instead of taking a beat and perhaps having a nice mug of gravy to settle down and think things through, our resident genius decided the best course of action would be to immediately run to her community tab and defend her honor by disparaging their brand.
She sang Coldy's praises for months, but now that she feels slighted, suddenly the bottle is "OVERPRICED" and the company is run by assholes. If the email is fake, Chantal looks like a complete dick. If it's real, she's still shooting herself in the hefty ham hock, as what brand in their right mind would ever want to do future business with an "influencer" who so easily talks shit about you and urges viewers to boycott your product the second there's a misunderstanding or she's unhappy?
There is something absolutely delightful about the notion of Clotso, perched on her kitchen rolling chair in food-stained PJ's, greasy hair pasted to forehead, angrily sputtering about how "UNPROFESSIONAL" the Coldest Water Bottle company is. Let's hope Pizza Pizza is well-staffed and stocked up on cheese, I have a feeling it's going to be a loooong night.
