Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[CatParty]

What will Chris do when Barb dies? I don't know if he's ready to be on his own

 

[Null]

and to the surprise of no one, our 10,000th thread is as shitty as the other 9999.

so real talk

what DOES happen.

 

[Clown Doll]

Chris will go on a shooting spree in a group home with Bob's guns.

 

[Eponine]

Chris shits himself and does nothing.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Chris goes into Care.

 

[Ariel]

He's going to the GROUP HOME, GROUP HOME!

 

[chimpburgers]

Chris shoves Sonichu medallions up his ass nude and releases that as a porno.

 

[Admiral Piett]

Chris will be instituationalised and will live the rest of his life out raving about blarms. Either that or he goes all Priscilla Queen of the Desert on us.

 

[CatParty]

and to the surprise of no one, our 10,000th thread is as shitty as the other 9999.

so real talk

what DOES happen.

It's actually a serious thing. Plus everyone does want to talk about it. So why not give them the chance

 

[OR 345]

Chris gets rich off selling Sonichu amiibos and medallions and retires to a gorgeous beachside mansion.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

It's time I come forward with the truth:

Spoiler

CatParty IS Barb

 

[Gaol]

I'd personally like to see Chris go into care or at least have regular supervision to see how he is doing and spending his time. Sadly when Barb dies I can't see Chris taking it well and with a positive attitude, he was never raised to fend off for himself.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Chris, alone for the first time in his life: His Father; deceased for years, his Mother; finally with her husband once again, with Patti and the other cats at their sides. They all prance and dance in the afterlife with splendorous finesse.

Chris, finally alone, has no one to turn to, the body of Barb is cold within her couch as the family cat, Lucy, nuzzles gently into her still, cold hands, hoping it's nudging would reward it with a pet. Chris wipes away his tears, knowing that there is nothing here in this house of broken memories. Chris cradles Lucy in his hands as Clover and Snoopy snuffle around his feet, "Come on, fellas," he softly says to the animals, "We have nothing holding us back."

They all ascend into demigods, skinning themselves of their mortal flesh as their bones turn to ash.

They form the dark god of redeption and electricity-type Hedgehogs, Sonichu.

 

[Brooke]

I've thought about this for a while though. I really hope this thread doesn't get locked.

It's a disturbing idea because Chris has never experienced independence. While he would have a house and a steady income even after her death- I don't think he would be able to manage his money or even keep the house clean (not clean anyways but whatever)

I could see him committing suicide because he's proven time and time again that he has no coping skills. Or, he'll go postal.

Either way lets hope Barb doesn't die for a long time.

 

[Handsome Pete]

The only thing I'm willing to bet on is that the Pickleman will finally convince him to smoke that bowl.

 

[Sir Walter Raleigh]

Chris will construct a tomb out of legos and amputated Pikachu amiibos and lay her to rest next to Patt's grave.

 

[cypocryphy]

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

It'll be the most awakening experience in his life.

Nothing, NOTHING, he has gone through will even compare to this. He will lose the bubble that has contained him from reality for the first time. He will be thrust out into the cold, harsh world with noone to enable him, coddle him and let him remain a child forever. He will have to grow up. It will litereally throw his entire world upside down. It'll be the first REAL chapter in his life, the first time he has to actually behave like an adult.

Yet despite all that, he will shit himself and keep playing with Lego

 

[Qqqqq]

Chris' body is discovered a month later in the bathtub with a kurieg plugged in next to a smashed lego set featuring everyone he used to know.

 

[EI 903]

We'll celebrate, of course.

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