War Governor Gretchen Whitmer: If You’re Tired of Masks and Wish You Could Go Back to Church, Vote for Biden - Well isn't that just *fucking* funny? Also, remember that the lockdowns are 100% apolitical and you're a CONSPIRACY THEORIST if you believe otherwise.

Found this in the 2020 U.S. Presidential Election thread. Shout out to @Super-Chevy454 for ultimately finding this. Mods please don't move this, okay?


Are you sick of watching family-owned stores and businesses in your neighborhood fold because of reopening restrictions? Are you saddened as you watch your favorite watering holes and restaurants close their doors for good, as unconstitutional lockdowns drag past the 200-day mark of “15 days to slow the spread”? Have you had to move your family out of your state just to find a school your child can attend?

Do you find yourself wondering just when all this madness will end…and how?


Well, look no further. There’s a solution on the horizon and it’s a mere 15 days away. If you want COVID and the ensuing restrictions to disappear forever, all you have to do is…

Vote for Biden/Harris 2020.

Don’t shoot the messenger. This logic came straight from the horse’s mouth this past Sunday on “Meet the Press” – the horse being Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer, and the mouth being one adorned with bright red lipstick and frothing with Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Whitmer told host Chuck Todd that lockdowns and COVID restrictions can end, if Americans just vote for Joe Biden. The governor, who has become one of the faces of hypocritical lockdowns for the Left over the last few months, insinuated that Trump doesn’t care that 220,000 people have died so far from COVID, and that 8 million positive COVID tests have been logged so far.





Notice that I didn’t say “cases.” There’s no indication that, just because we’ve administered 8 million tests that 8 million individual people were tested, or that even a fraction of those people were ever even symptomatic.

BUT I DIGRESS.

She also insinuated that the real victims of the lockdowns are the heroes who are staying closed and staying home indefinitely, and that Trump and anyone who wants to get back to living their American lives are, in fact, inciting violence.

“Every moment that we are not focused on the fact that there are 220,000 Americans who have died from this virus is good for him. So in that sense, as he incites additional violence against people who are just trying to save one another’s lives. It’s good for him. And that’s why I don’t want to talk about him endangering public servants lives. I want to talk about what he hasn’t done and that’s his job. The Trump virus response is the worst in the globe. I mean in the world, it’s the worst 8 million people have been have contracted covid-19, 220000 dead. We’ve got people in food pantry line who never would have imagined that they be there and no light on the horizon because our numbers keep going up.”
It is truly stunning to listen to people like Governor Whitmer blame food pantry lines on Trump, when it is Democrat governors and other politicians keeping their economies locked down and forcing people out of work. It is even more stunning to see the amount of people actually buying that “logic.”

These are the same people who claim masks are the only things that can save us, but still refuse to open the economy and let people get back to work, now that masks are pretty much mandated everywhere. If masks are the miracle cure, then why can’t we just leave it at the current mandates and get back out there? The protesters have been free to congregate all summer and fall. The mental gymnastics required to make sense of it all are exhausting. Maybe that’s why Joe Biden keeps calling press lids. He’s just exhausted trying to make sense of his own party’s logic.

The icing on the cake comes at the end of this clip. Despite claiming that dark days are still ahead of us because “our numbers keep going up”, Whitmer (in the very next breath) looks America straight in the eye and says that the only way to get back to life, get back to church, get back to college football, is to pull the lever (or fill out the mail-in ballot, as it were) for Biden.

“This is a gravely serious moment for all of us and if you’re tired of wearing masks or you wish you were in church this morning or watching college football or wish your kids were in school in person, it is time for change in the this country and that’s why we’ve got to elect Joe Biden.”


Let’s recap…November 3rd…America is sinking, with no end in sight. COVID is ravaging our nation. Children can’t go to school, and it’s too dangerous to let businesses operate as normal.

November 4th, after a Biden win…COVID is gone! No need for restrictions. Those 220,000 dead really don’t matter then. The virus disappears, and thus, the need for restrictive lockdowns.

Gosh, if only we’d known this back in March. We could have forcibly removed Trump from office and installed Biden as an interim dictator, and none of this would have ever had to happen.

They’re not even trying to hide their political games anymore. With the corporate media beginning to run more stories on the danger of lockdowns to mental health and education, and people like Whitmer claiming the end to all this is simply in the act of casting enough ballots, it has become painfully and tragically obvious that, for Democrats, this has never been about the virus. Everything is designed to affect the election, and if Biden wins, he’ll need a strong economy to win again (or Harris will); thus, everything will return to normal and America will treat COVID just like Biden and Obama treated the Swine Flu…like it never existed.

You know what they say about putting lipstick on a horse…

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It's concerning to me that this is far from the only incident I've seen of this kind of "slip of the tongue" moment where someone with a platform declares that ending the lockdowns is as simple as voting for Biden. During the ACB confirmation hearings I recall a few instances as well where someone made a comment along those lines or saying they were "glad" the vaccine had been delayed until later
 
Because the assumption this person is making is that the Biden administration would put a plan together that would help things get back to normal more quickly than the Trump administration. It's basically saying "Biden will have a plan for this while Trump will just keep going the way he has been going"

Is this person right? Probably not. But if they feel a new administration would normalize things more quickly than the current one, I don't think this is some sort of outrageous statement.
I get where you are coming from. The other side of that coin would be a governor criticized for and refusing to end her unconstitutional lockdown policies concerning Corona Virus says "do you want these lockdowns to end, vote Biden" it isn't that much of a stretch to see that as an ultimatum for Michigan voters.
 
I mean in the world, it’s the worst 8 million people have been have contracted covid-19, 220000 dead.

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By her own number, 2% of the US population has gotten the coof and of that 2% only 4% have died from it (and most probably would have died to the normal flu), for a grand total of 0.067% of the US population dead from covid.

0.067% is a literal drop in the bucket that is basically unnoticeable. Calling it even a "pandemic" is a bit much. But yea, totally worth fucking over small business irreparably for at least the next decade. It's so fucking fake that I'm shocked they've been able to keep it going for so long.
 
Meanwhile, California's governor just said the opposite. Saying that if the tourist and entertainment industries were found to be worthy sacrifices, things might start getting back to normal by next summer and that you better vote biden so he can bail out the state from the financial offerings at the altar of COVID but things will have to reopen early-- putting you in danger-- if trump is re-elected since he won't be able to rely on a bailout
 
It's clearly supposed to imply that a Biden administration will solve the virus problems, which will lead to a quicker lifting of restrictions. It's not "Biden wins so you're free, yay!"
Don't be exceptional like the people who were saying Trump literally wants you to inject bleach.
I don't trust the liar who said that the wannabe kidnappers are right wing, the nepotist whose husband gets to flaunt lockdown because his wife is the governor, the hypocrite who says lockdown protests will kill everybody while supporting BLM riots, the wannabe tyrant who unconstitutionally extends lockdown restrictions when she has the chance because of her contempt for her constituents.
She's just hoping that the DNC will give her a cushy position somewhere when she inevitably gets voted out.
She'll need to be found naked face-down unconscious after a crack binge in a hotel first.
 
It's clearly supposed to imply that a Biden administration will solve the virus problems, which will lead to a quicker lifting of restrictions. It's not "Biden wins so you're free, yay!"
Don't be exceptional like the people who were saying Trump literally wants you to inject bleach.
Except that the restrictions and their consequences are entirely her doing and her fault.
 
He'll magically solve them with the magic of television and twitter.
Biden doesn't have a better plan, but he has all the people in the right places to lie for him.
The MSM has no qualms about publishing lies; they'll claim the coof is dying out at a rapid pace. Even if you see your town suddenly contract it; you're wrong, Biden killed it. The coof is gone; now shut up or be cancelled by twitter as a conspiracy loon.

Exactly, within weeks or a month you'll start seeing new reports saying "COVID daily deaths down 75% as President Biden promises restoration of America" and then you'll start seeing his people making the rounds explaining why it's great that our civil liberties have once again been stomped on by our tinpot dictators in Democrat states and how the Bill of Rights is a neo-Nazi dogwhistle.

It'll all be focusing on how good and righteous government interventionism is as per normal Democrat talking points. People will likely still die from COVID or COVID with a co-morbidity like obesity but those stories are verboten once Biden takes the oath of office. With people like Whitmer I wouldn't be shocked if she was being eyed by the Biden camp for a job in his cabinet.
 
Exactly, within weeks or a month you'll start seeing new reports saying "COVID daily deaths down 75% as President Biden promises restoration of America" and then you'll start seeing his people making the rounds explaining why it's great that our civil liberties have once again been stomped on by our tinpot dictators in Democrat states and how the Bill of Rights is a neo-Nazi dogwhistle.

It'll all be focusing on how good and righteous government interventionism is as per normal Democrat talking points. People will likely still die from COVID or COVID with a co-morbidity like obesity but those stories are verboten once Biden takes the oath of office. With people like Whitmer I wouldn't be shocked if she was being eyed by the Biden camp for a job in his cabinet.

People did show them that their opinions and actions are more shaped by what the news say that they could have ever expected. The people are a fucking joke and the democrats find us all hilarious.
 
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Since their talking point is 'Trump fucked up', are they insinuating people like cuomo should face federal charges for murder for killing elderly as that's all that would be within Trump's power?
 
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the nepotist whose husband gets to flaunt lockdown because his wife is the governor
Minor correction, but I believe he only tried to flaunt his status, if you're referring to the boat rental. The owners told him to permanently fuck off to the back of the line after he tried to swing his spouse's girldick around in the phone call.
 
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