Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Chantal is in the spiraling alcoholic stage, everything is falling apart and of course the most logical thing for her to do is reduce the calories and lose some weight so she can take control over her body, but instead she's just going to consume more and more because it's the only thing she feels anymore that isn't pure rage.

Edit: Is today payday? Does a youtuber already know how much they're getting or do they find out today? If they find out today, it should be amusing to watch her lose her shit some more. Maybe Becky is packing her t-shirts and ready to move back to Eric and Ricky's place.
 
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Edit: Is today payday? Does a youtuber already know how much they're getting or do they find out today? If they find out today, it should be amusing to watch her lose her shit some more. Maybe Becky is packing her t-shirts and ready to move back to Eric and Ricky's place.

Youtube earnings get finalized with all adjustments by the 3rd of the month, then that amount gets paid 21st-26th. You can see what you're earning as you go, but it's not set until the 3rd. Today is the day those payments begin being transferred, but it won't be a surprise how much is in them, Chantal would have known for a couple of weeks at least.
 
It's interesting how Chantal, like clockwork, goes even more insane around this time every year. It typically stews for a few months before the big rebound at the start of the new year (and new me!) but it's a stretch often triggered in October.

I'm convinced last October, and her whole surgery saga, was when her and Bibi's relationship really started falling apart.

A couple years before that, she entered the hospital after a major medical episode, admitted to lying about being vegan and went radio silent a bit before fully returning with that terrible pyramid bullshit.

I gotta wonder what it is that drives her completely batty in October? At least way more than normal...
 
It's interesting how Chantal, like clockwork, goes even more insane around this time every year. It typically stews for a few months before the big rebound at the start of the new year (and new me!) but it's a stretch often triggered in October.
I have postulated a couple times before that she has an annual cycle, and that all her other cycles are small gears inside one big gear.

Her annual cycle is kind of like this:

December-January - mostly awol, with not many uploads. Doesn't do much except eat; much of the eating is done privately.
February-April - usually begins several extreme diets of deprivation or utter wackiness. Makes big plans like climbing Mt. Everest or going to the Caribbean
May - usually crashes down from said attempts, has multiple chimpouts, eats as an act of defiance, talks about FA a lot
June-August - Summer gluttony in full swing without any thought about consequences; usually her "happiest" time
September - Usually complains of health issues, gets very chimpy, claims to be planning the most awesome Vlogtober ever
October - Vlogtober gets off to a really embarrassing start, comes off the rails and goes crashing through the bushes in 1-2 weeks
November - Health concerns dominate, but eating increases. This is also the month where relationship issues crop up most often.
December-January - back to mostly awol, not many uploads

It isn't a perfect clockwork, she may spend a little more or less time on any phase. But this has been the rough pattern

We have had almost four years of this, and absolutely zero ever changes. Expect her to have some kind of major health issue or relationship problem next month, and then expect her to eat like a monster and not address it again.

Losing monetization or simply decreased earnings will throw a monkey wrench into the works, and Peetz deciding to flee would be an earth moving development. But for now, she is pretty predictable, year in and year out.
 
It's interesting how Chantal, like clockwork, goes even more insane around this time every year. It typically stews for a few months before the big rebound at the start of the new year (and new me!) but it's a stretch often triggered in October.

I'm convinced last October, and her whole surgery saga, was when her and Bibi's relationship really started falling apart.

A couple years before that, she entered the hospital after a major medical episode, admitted to lying about being vegan and went radio silent a bit before fully returning with that terrible pyramid bullshit.

I gotta wonder what it is that drives her completely batty in October? At least way more than normal...
My pet theory is that around this time of year she realizes almost an entire year has gone by and she is far much worse off than where she started. She's single, fatter than ever, firmly in menopause in her 30's, hemorrhaging money, living with a manchild that she very clearly thinks in beneath her and pig mad that the very people she despises the most, her "bullies" are all more successful on a platform that is her only source of income.

Interestingly, she's not the only cow to lose it this time of year. I remember around this time last year all my pet cows lost their fucking minds. It was quite a time to be alive. Something about the fourth quarter just sets them off like an ER on a full moon.
 
I'm getting the sense that, while she's known for her annual Chimpout™ around the Halloween season, it will compound with her acute health issues and the possibility that her butler is dumping her. Combine that with her Coldest spat and her bites at YouTube, and this could be the end of Clotso.
 
My pet theory is that around this time of year she realizes almost an entire year has gone by and she is far much worse off than where she started. She's single, fatter than ever, firmly in menopause in her 30's, hemorrhaging money, living with a manchild that she very clearly thinks in beneath her and pig mad that the very people she despises the most, her "bullies" are all more successful on a platform that is her only source of income.

Interestingly, she's not the only cow to lose it this time of year. I remember around this time last year all my pet cows lost their fucking minds. It was quite a time to be alive. Something about the fourth quarter just sets them off like an ER on a full moon.
You know, you may be on to something here. This is also the time of year where she has to attend Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners, has to see her much skinnier and much more successful family as they sit around and talk about the accomplishments and fun they’ve had this year. And what can Clotso talk about? That time she dressed up as Kate Winslet from the Titanic? It must be embarrassing for her.
 
I'm getting the sense that, while she's known for her annual Chimpout™ around the Halloween season, it will compound with her acute health issues and the possibility that her butler is dumping her. Combine that with her Coldest spat and her bites at YouTube, and this could be the end of Clotso.
Lolcows are hardy beasts, they will outlive the best of us.

As for the time of year for her freak out, it isn't too surprising. She has Thanksgiving, Halloween, then Christmas and New years, that's a whole lot of friend and family type events that drive home the "quality" of her life.
 
It's interesting how Chantal, like clockwork, goes even more insane around this time every year. It typically stews for a few months before the big rebound at the start of the new year (and new me!) but it's a stretch often triggered in October.

I'm convinced last October, and her whole surgery saga, was when her and Bibi's relationship really started falling apart.

A couple years before that, she entered the hospital after a major medical episode, admitted to lying about being vegan and went radio silent a bit before fully returning with that terrible pyramid bullshit.

I gotta wonder what it is that drives her completely batty in October? At least way more than normal...
The realisation that she failed her resolutions and goals to get a "summer bod" most likely. This year she has the DR trip that she is going to have to walk back.
 
You know, you may be on to something here. This is also the time of year where she has to attend Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners, has to see her much skinnier and much more successful family as they sit around and talk about the accomplishments and fun they’ve had this year. And what can Clotso talk about? That time she dressed up as Kate Winslet from the Titanic? It must be embarrassing for her.
Come to think of it... didn't she just get back from Canadian Thanksgiving before this most recent chimpout? No doubt she's in full 'defending my life choices' mode after seeing friends and family all with normal jobs.
 
You know, you may be on to something here. This is also the time of year where she has to attend Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners, has to see her much skinnier and much more successful family as they sit around and talk about the accomplishments and fun they’ve had this year. And what can Clotso talk about? That time she dressed up as Kate Winslet from the Titanic? It must be embarrassing for her.
I think you nailed it. Has her life changed at all due to Covid? I'm sure everyone here, when they talk to someone (text/phone/in person/email, etc.), they ask them how they're doing and how they are coping. You exchange funny stories of the shit you're now into because you've been trapped in your house for these past number of months, etc. She probably sat there and listened to these people go on about the baking they now do, or the room they renovated or whatever and she just sits there, like a lump, because nothing has changed for her. She never went anywhere nor did she do anything. She just sits at home or in her car and eats her feelings, she did that last year and she does that this year. The only thing that changed for her is she can't cross the border for garbage food. So she just sits there and listens to everyone discuss how their life is moving on and she's stagnating, unable to put on her own socks.

And you know (and she knows) that there is absolutely someone in the family who watches her videos and shares her mess with the rest of the family - hell, there's probably a group text where they just point and laugh.
 
Trisha Paytas is nasty as fuck. Lol. Please do not glamorize that bitch.
The very notion that Trisha Paytas, Nickacado, Chantal, and all the other outrages to sanity on YouTube have enough followers to make even $50 is distressing the nth degree. There are people out there VOTING and procreating that actually admire these cruel jokes on humanity. It makes ME want to eat a bag of marshmallows.
 
She lets her true horrific misanthropic personality out once and awhile on cam, like when she said how busy she is despite not having "a couple of brats running around". Or last year she made a video bitching about kids playing outside her apartment and how they "stared" at her as she was pulling her car out. She loathes moms and kids it's not just black people she dislikes if it makes Charlie feel any better.
 
Only instance I can think about is that she can't put on her own socks, needed James to do it. You don't happen to have clips of what you're referencing, sounds like a fun listening!

Nah, when Bibi left for 3 weeks in Africa, his sister apparently came to live with Chantal because she's scared to be alone, and she stated the same after Bibi ended the relationship as to why she wanted to move in with Peetz. Of course as you stated, it could actually be that she needs someone to play the role of a caretaker because she's physically incapable to do certain basic things, like putting socks on. But who know? Chantal lies.

The only quick thing I could find to back that up is this comment by KrissyBean but also, I suck hard at finding anything on this damn thread. Y'all can rate me autistic for it.
 
the lesson everyone needs to learn is:

Never.Touch.The.Poo*

Ever.



*Just to be clear, this is in reference to never contacting or having any 1:1 interaction with the lolcows. This is a phrase that was coined (at least to me) when a user contacted a lolcow, threated to have them come see them in person, and then sperged out after they realized they done fucked up and consequences will never be the same.
 
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