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Or the guy's mailman.
Only sex toy I ever had was some 20usd pos pocket pussy from some shop at the mall that sold meme shirts and such in the front. I wasn't really impressed. The squishy part went inside some kinda plastic tube but the thing was close-ended with just a little hole at the end to let off pressure and if ya ever tried to use the thing, it squeaked way too loud. Didn't have enough elasticity to it so ya couldn't feel your dick half a minute in so it was all in all a waste of money.
That being said, I saw some stuff go through the mail when I worked at a warehouse for Amazon. Justin Beiber blow-up dolls, cherry-flavored anal beads, waterguns with dildo-ends, loli everything, DIY dick molding kit to mail your online gf a replica dildo of your cock, Bad Dragon animal-themed genitals, 3rd party MLP pocket pussy collection with a Spike the dragon dildo/strap-on, vore sleeping bags, DIY genital piercing kits, chastity locks that attach to piercings, Bluetooth vibrators with a phone app, outercourse sex toys for thighs/armpits/breasts, desk-mounted VR auto-stroker, nipple-penetration pillows, vaginal dentata onahole, sounding kits, scat-feeding face masks that have belts that tie the face to the other person's ass, genital lipstick with various flavors, cum-cookbooks, candle-wax BDSM kit, all manner of sensory deprivation gear, cosplay tail-plugs, oral douching kit, cunt sponge inserts, edible gummy undergarments, through-wall/door insert and resting stand for public-use positioning, and all manner of sex furniture to bend you over as necessary.
People are weird.
That being said, I saw some stuff go through the mail when I worked at a warehouse for Amazon. Justin Beiber blow-up dolls, cherry-flavored anal beads, waterguns with dildo-ends, loli everything, DIY dick molding kit to mail your online gf a replica dildo of your cock, Bad Dragon animal-themed genitals, 3rd party MLP pocket pussy collection with a Spike the dragon dildo/strap-on, vore sleeping bags, DIY genital piercing kits, chastity locks that attach to piercings, Bluetooth vibrators with a phone app, outercourse sex toys for thighs/armpits/breasts, desk-mounted VR auto-stroker, nipple-penetration pillows, vaginal dentata onahole, sounding kits, scat-feeding face masks that have belts that tie the face to the other person's ass, genital lipstick with various flavors, cum-cookbooks, candle-wax BDSM kit, all manner of sensory deprivation gear, cosplay tail-plugs, oral douching kit, cunt sponge inserts, edible gummy undergarments, through-wall/door insert and resting stand for public-use positioning, and all manner of sex furniture to bend you over as necessary.
People are weird.
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Ok yeah but that's pretty badass. Reminds me of another thread where people took a different approach.
rip /k/ ;_;
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$20 this is for people with a Human Centipede fetish
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Dude, just use a banana peel
Fuck yo nanners. lol I don't even like them as food so having one around while I was with family would've been sus.
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I’m a little disappointed there’s not much fun things for men. Trying to get my boyfriend a little present but the options I see are either
1) Silicone handjob
2) Violate his ass
that’s not even dipping into the weird shit like estim, pressing, or sounding.
Got any recommendations?
1) Silicone handjob
2) Violate his ass
that’s not even dipping into the weird shit like estim, pressing, or sounding.
Got any recommendations?
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- Oct 3, 2018
Men are visual creatures. The best products for men are things that accentuate his woman's charm and allure. Any red blooded man would rather fuck his girlfriend/wife instead of the onahole she bought him. Frankly, I'd be insulted if my wife bought me one.
Lingerie, naked apron, or light BDSM stuff (ex. fuzzy handcuffs) is usually a success for the average man.
An example of something the Mrs. got us for our anniversary was a book of "sex checks". Little salacious IOUs/UOMe's made to look like checks for spicing things up and getting the mind to run wild beforehand.
Sex toys in general are bad gift ideas unless it's a joke or something that involves both of ya like BDSM gear or something for a lil roleplay. Instead, if ya wanna mix things up, just try out some new positions or in different areas. Just be careful in the shower/bathtub. It might look sexy in porn but a trip to the ER after a slip-n-fall isn't a good idea.
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We live quite a distance away so we only get to tick the boxes maybe once or twice a year. So every now and then we like to send mementos so we can think of each other
Then maybe save up for something like a VR set. Can hang out together that way.We live quite a distance away so we only get to tick the boxes maybe once or twice a year. So every now and then we like to send mementos so we can think of each other
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What corner of Kiwi Farms have I stumbled on to where people recommend sex toys to each other? Is this Reddit?
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Get the thing where you turn an imprint of your dick into a dildoWe live quite a distance away so we only get to tick the boxes maybe once or twice a year. So every now and then we like to send mementos so we can think of each other
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Do you know about any dildos that can be disguised into something else, and are difficult to get back into their normal form for someone who doesn't know what they are. I have family members who like to snoop. They complained and freaked out about me having guns so they'll sure as hell give me absolute hell and call me a faggot if they find a dildo.
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anything is a dildo if you're brave enough. just lock your dildo in the gun safe. or move far away.
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I'm surprised no one here has mentioned ye olde Magic Wand.
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whore yourself out to some old dude and get a lexus