🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

Status
Not open for further replies.
Ethan, Shannon, and a lantern-jawed pedophilia advocate talking about anime...what more could a paid viewer ask for?

ethan_anime_show.png


Tweet (archive)
 
  • Horrifying
  • Lunacy
Reactions: Vanquished Phoenix, Iroha Isshiki, Free Dick Pills and 16 others
Haru Okumura said:
Ethan, Shannon, and a lantern-jawed pedophilia advocate talking about anime...what more could a paid viewer ask for?

View attachment 1676948

Tweet (archive)
Click to expand...
The coffers are running a bit light these days, given the choice between gifting harder or cutting back on his bottles of inbred diabetes he has clearly chosen the former. At this rate Ralph wont be able to AFFORD the fucking pill stream.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Vanquished Phoenix, REGENDarySumanai, Moist Unguentine and 4 others
Elric of Melnibone said:
The coffers are running a bit light these days, given the choice between gifting harder or cutting back on his bottles of inbred diabetes he has clearly chosen the former. At this rate Ralph wont be able to AFFORD the fucking pill stream.
Click to expand...
Ethan Ralphs buisness school
Step 1. Have a drama podcast but notice that poltics is generating a lot of revenue
Step 2. Turn drama show in to a nazi podcast with bonus shows about movies/drama but mostly poltics starring himself and the Australian göring.
Step 3. Start a fight with the most economicaly succesfull weeb related streamer that got lonely retarded weebs throwing 100´s of thousands of dollars at him. Who was willing to ignore your repugnant behviour until it threatend someones grift.
Step 4. Notice that nobody care about your poltical takes. So what the natural transfer? ANIME OFCOURSE! Start an anime show with the Gator "charimas vaccum" gaines and the half of the digitroon show that noone likes or cares about.
Step 5 Make it patreon exelusive where only the most dedicated skinheads subscribe to hear randbots takes.

Briliant as always Ralph encore encore! Can we get a MLP show next with Gator and digitron? Prehaps dax can call in and talk about juju the cow! Im sure you will soon have a 10000 dollar patreon!
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Vanquished Phoenix, Justa Grata Honoria, not william stenchever and 9 others
Haru Okumura said:
Ethan, Shannon, and a lantern-jawed pedophilia advocate talking about anime...what more could a paid viewer ask for?

View attachment 1676948

Tweet (archive)
Click to expand...

This is the worst thing I've ever heard of but it actually might be bad enough to revive the thread if the resident weebs can dissect Gator's shitty takes.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Vanquished Phoenix, Iroha Isshiki, REGENDarySumanai and 3 others
Haru Okumura said:
Ethan, Shannon, and a lantern-jawed pedophilia advocate talking about anime...what more could a paid viewer ask for?

View attachment 1676948

Tweet (archive)
Click to expand...
Ethan Oliver Ralph, I'm a tier 5 Patron and donate Ninjets, Ninjaginis, and Ninggers nightly. I've even started saying "f-slur" IRL so the evil Leftists won't ban your show and I even report people in your chat who say it (I think you missed my mod request).

Ethan Oliver Ralph, please sir, I have but one question, how does this save the white race?

Personally I hope this show becomes successful, even break into the mainstream. Maybe he can become the savior of the Catboy race.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Vanquished Phoenix, Iroha Isshiki, REGENDarySumanai and 4 others
Kenobi said:
Step 3. Start a fight with the most economicaly succesfull weeb related streamer that got lonely retarded weebs throwing 100´s of thousands of dollars at him. Who was willing to ignore your repugnant behviour until it threatend someones grift.
Click to expand...
I think I missed this arc. What's going on here?
 
  • Agree
Reactions: not william stenchever
RalphsFailingKidneys said:
It has been obvious for some time now, also the fact that he's snorting them.
This type of behavior, being proud of having withdrawal symptoms because you have a high tolerance level, it's so immature, it's something you would see from young people just starting out on drugs who think that it's some sort of badge of honor, not someone who is close to 40. Then again, both Dax and Ralph try to behave like "cool kids" and fail spectacularly.

I find it funny he criticizes Peterson for getting help but he probably doesn't have a clear picture how dependent he is on the pills, the symptoms he notices after a few hours/a day when he needs to take more pills are not the same symptoms he would experience after X days/weeks/months without anything in his system, and since he has never been able to even reduce his alcohol intake I doubt he would be able to get through it.

Either way, if he's going through withdrawals the way he describes then add one to the list of "Ralph is completely fucked".
A manlet, morbidly obese alcoholic junkie felon, who's burned most bridges and only has a group of clout chasers and autists that support him. His addictions grow daily while he makes less money with each show and each guest.
Faith or no Faith, baby or no baby, I can't see him getting out of this.
Click to expand...
If Ralph has to suddenly go cold turkey while being accustomed to these high dosage levels, he's at risk of having a seizure which could be fatal. This happens fairly frequently to people getting pills illegally whose source suddenly dries up. Even people following doctors orders taking shorter half-life benzos like Atavan have seizures when they get used to the dosage level. Benzos are no joke and shouldn't be eaten like candy.
 
Last edited:
  • Agree
Reactions: REGENDarySumanai, A_Single_Egg, RalphsFailingKidneys and 3 others
bugfy said:
If Ralph has to suddenly go cold turkey while being accustomed to these high dosage levels, he's at risk of having a seizure which could be fatal. This happens fairly frequently to people getting pills illegally whose source suddenly dries up. Even people following doctors orders taking shorter half-life benzos like Atavan have seizures when they get used to the dosage level. Benzos are no joke and shouldn't be eaten like candy.
Click to expand...
I know recovered drug addicts who have kicked both and say that coming off benzos was much harder than getting off heroin. He needs a lot of help that he lacks the humility and courage to ask for.
 
  • Informative
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Vanquished Phoenix, REGENDarySumanai, johnisdeer and 2 others
John Andrews Stan said:
I know recovered drug addicts who have kicked both and say that coming off benzos was much harder than getting off heroin. He needs a lot of help that he lacks the humility and courage to ask for.
Click to expand...
I know a female pharmacist who got hooked on Atavan and Xanax. She went to rehab several times trying to keep her license to dispense. She said that after a few weeks in rehab, she started to see in color again! Can you imagine? She had a severe addiction and even had seizures at the hospital where she worked but managed to keep her job as long as she went to rehab. She's still hooked on benzos which is a tragedy because she's super intelligent and attractive. What a waste.
 
  • Horrifying
  • Feels
Reactions: Vanquished Phoenix, REGENDarySumanai, John Andrews Stan and 1 other person
Oh someone in chat pointed out ralph groping his chest, my source actually tells me ralph is having trouble with his heart in addition to his liver and kidneys and source also hinted at diabetes but would not elaborate
Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
https://tw.tinf.io/TheRalphRetort/status/1318966787162198021 (Archive)

I struggle to think of a bigger waste of money than watching a bunch of internet relics sperging out in person in when you can watch them sperg out over the internet for free.
Click to expand...
>ralph restort
>not the ralph resort
ethan ...... you fucking butchered that pun, it aint this fucking hard bud.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Vanquished Phoenix, Iroha Isshiki, Ghostface Killer and 5 others
Haru Okumura said:
Ethan, Shannon, and a lantern-jawed pedophilia advocate talking about anime...what more could a paid viewer ask for?

View attachment 1676948

Tweet (archive)
Click to expand...
He was in gamergate and sucks at games, so makes sense.
Freedom Fries said:
I think I missed this arc. What's going on here?
Click to expand...
I assume this is referring to pissing off Rekietta, who was totally cool with still associating with Ralph through all the Faith stuff to keep the money train going, but he kept going at him on twitter so it's over.
Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
View attachment 1677656
https://tw.tinf.io/TheRalphRetort/status/1318966787162198021 (Archive)

I struggle to think of a bigger waste of money than watching a bunch of internet relics sperging out in person in when you can watch them sperg out over the internet for free.
Click to expand...
Ask that paypig who iced him if it's a good idea to meet your online heroes.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Vanquished Phoenix, Pansexual doorknob, not william stenchever and 4 others
bugfy said:
Even people following doctors orders taking shorter half-life benzos like Atavan have seizures when they get used to the dosage level. Benzos are no joke and shouldn't be eaten like candy.
Click to expand...
He said on the show a few weeks ago that it wasn't benzos anymore. I've suspected for a while that he finally switched to opiates (and possibly even heroin since it's the natural progression and it is usually easier to find/cheaper).
He was gloating about being high but said something along the lines of "nah you would know if I was on benzos" when chat started asking. Of course, he could be lying, but seeing how he's acted when abusing xanax and the recent behavior of starting the show with a mini rush and crashes pretty clearly throughout the show, my guess is still opiates.
It doesn't matter though, the way he abuses any substance he can get his hands on while still drinking like a degenerate, he's risking dying live on air one of these days like a fucking idiot.
He wouldn't have an easy time getting clean no matter what he is taking, besides he's never going to even try.

Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
View attachment 1677656
https://tw.tinf.io/TheRalphRetort/status/1318966787162198021 (Archive)

I struggle to think of a bigger waste of money than watching a bunch of internet relics sperging out in person in when you can watch them sperg out over the internet for free.
Click to expand...
This is great, IRL meetups have produced some of the best Ralph spergouts in the last few years. This one, with Dax enabling him is sure to deliver at least something more interesting than whatever it is the Killstream has become.

Also. is the idea that he is leaving Faith with his pirate mother to go party with Dax while she is, what? 5-6 months pregnant? Or is he going to claim that she is coming with him but "wasn't feeling well and stayed at the hotel" so nobody will see her throughout the entire trip?

There is so much than can go wrong with this trip, he's an alcoholic junkie travelling across the country, if he suffers from withdrawals as often as he claims, then he has to travel with whatever pills/drug he's taking, risking getting arrested. If Faith is actually still with him and she goes as well, the chances of it being a disaster are so much greater. Hopefully Shannon goes as well, it would be like Knoxville 2.0!

After months of the insufferable content that has become the killstream, Ralph will finally deliver some entertainment.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Vanquished Phoenix, not william stenchever, Botchy Galoop and 9 others
High Tea said:
He was in gamergate and sucks at games, so makes sense.

I assume this is referring to pissing off Rekietta, who was totally cool with still associating with Ralph through all the Faith stuff to keep the money train going, but he kept going at him on twitter so it's over.

Ask that paypig who iced him if it's a good idea to meet your online heroes.
Click to expand...
ah yeah dunno why I wasn't making that connection.

In all fairness, the paypig who threw ice on him probably did benefit greatly from meeting them that day because now he knows how shitty and sad those ecelebs are and not to waste his time and money on them
 
  • Agree
Reactions: High Tea
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: No dignity, Eric Salads, John Andrews Stan and 10 others
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back