Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[AnOminous]

But if Lowtax's life were a P&P RPG, his player rolled a perfect luck stat, and she's a hot girl the DM's thirsty ass is horndogging over. It's fucking unbelievable what he ended up with, and how long he managed to be a piece of shit while still living large.

Plus this fucking bitch got to live his life in luxury, while doing nothing, from that whole 20-40 period, with no penalties.

Well, at least until now. Now reality gets to fuck this bitch up real good.

 

[negativlad]

You know what's in Atlanta? Adult Swim HQ. With how shit [as] has become he'd be a great show writer for them.

Or

There's some fine young feet that need a good sniffin'. I bet the humidity creates a quite pungent smell.

Rich throwing in with weird twitter 8 years past their prime and 20-somethings-friends of the producers crowd (these two groups represent 100% of AS's streaming content a good chunk of their non-syndicated broadcasts btw) is pretty close to what I'd have predicted for him. I mean, a producer? A full intro? The chance to stream to a rapt audience of DOZENS? Enormous upwards failure for Rich.

 

[Tonberry]

Crossposting from the SomethingAwful thread. Jeffrey of YOSPOS, proud new owner of Something Awful, is having a jolly good time trying to manage the place. He permabanned a popular goon out of nowhere, doubled down because Lucy posted some mean words about trannies once so I have no choice y'all, and now he's facing his first goon revolt. His response, so far, has been to run away like a little bitch.

If Richard is watching the trashfire and giggling wildly, I'll let him take that W.

Thanks for the crosspost, I would have completely missed this shitshow otherwise. I knew Jeff would fuck this up, I just didn't expect it would happen this fast.
It's funny how similar this is to that whole deal between Yanderedev and DrApeis a while back. You have a cow who's infamous for being remarkably incompetent at the only thing they do and an autistic orbiter who's eager for a chance to show the whole world how much better they are than said cow. In both cases, the orbiter refuses to learn anything from the cow's mistakes and ends up speedrunning their road to fucking themselves.

Only difference is that Jeff paid to get fucked. The guy actually invested good fucking money on a long-dead failure of a website completely overtaken by a really toxic community of entitled trannies and autistic faggots, just to take it away from Lowtax. His reward was to be scared off his own forums within 10 days of his purchase.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

 

[FrankTheSpank]

.....I know we’re shitting on Lowtax but is it OK to post good things? I saw this on one of his friend’s Facebook page:

Just gotta say, that was very nice of Rich to send money to someone in need.

Thanks for the crosspost, I would have completely missed this shitshow otherwise.

Same here!

Elfpr0n's claim to fame is being a girl on the internet who acted slutty (just look at all that eyeliner). She posted nudes at some point that goons passed around in goonporn.zip, which were long since eradicated from the zip because apparently she really was underage at the time.

I think that's about it. I never heard anything else about her later in life, and she was inactive by the time I joined. But I guess she stands as a testament to how creepy goons have always been - they built her up so much that we're discussing this random teenage girl that flirted around, like, 17 years after the fact.

I just remember seeing her at every goon con, goon meet, goon camp etc. and people would chip in to fly her to all these meets. It was like it wasn’t a goon meet if she wasn’t there. She was all over the forums as well, then.... she was gone. Never saw her again. I was just wondering what happened to her, was she ever a mod/admin? She blow up and leave? Banned? Or like many of us she probably just grew up.

That makes me sick that she was underage... she was always getting drunk and acting slutty, god damn.

 

[proteus4994]

.....I know we’re shitting on Lowtax but is it OK to post good things? I saw this on one of his friend’s Facebook page:

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Just gotta say, that was very nice of Rich to send money to someone in need.

Feet in need are feet indeed.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Feet in need are feet indeed.

If you give him a foot, he'll go the extra mile!

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

You know what's in Atlanta? Adult Swim HQ. With how shit [as] has become he'd be a great show writer for them.

Or

There's some fine young feet that need a good sniffin'. I bet the humidity creates a quite pungent smell.

Why not both? There must always be a Dan Schneider.

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

Even [as] wouldn't touch this guy with a 10-foot pole. Lowtax is a knockoff-brand Dan Harmon if Dan was nowhere near as funny or creative.

 

[EyelessMC]

There's some fine young feet that need a good sniffin'. I bet the humidity creates a quite pungent smell.

Nah, he'd be at Nickelodeon then. He's probably in Atlanta for other reasons...

Spoiler

...I was gonna look up a news story on drugs in Atlanta to make a funny but then kept getting slammed with genuinely depressing crime stories, child molestation, etc.
Atlanta is a hellhole

Even [as] wouldn't touch this guy with a 10-foot pole. Lowtax is a knockoff-brand Dan Harmon if Dan was nowhere near as funny or creative.

Which is saying something considering how bereft of wit and creativity Harmon is, but compared to Lowtax a rock painted in a smiley face is more funny
Makes for a better parent, too, I suppose.
That said, if what Sam Hyde said about [as] is true then Lowtax could easily get a job there.

 

[BlueSpark]

.....I know we’re shitting on Lowtax but is it OK to post good things? I saw this on one of his friend’s Facebook page:

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Just gotta say, that was very nice of Rich to send money to someone in need.

A vulnerable woman in dire circumstances. I wonder whether she also has mental health issues. And whether she lives in Atlanta.

 

[sperginity]

Even [as] wouldn't touch this guy with a 10-foot pole. Lowtax is a knockoff-brand Dan Harmon if Dan was nowhere near as funny or creative.

he is there crying to some woman dumb enough to believe him. It is much more likely than adult swim.

 

[Silas]

A vulnerable woman in dire circumstances. I wonder whether she also has mental health issues. And whether she lives in Atlanta.

I think that's a he, regardless of what he thinks he might be, and no signs point to Atlanta from a cursory glance

 

[CptnSnshn]

Same here!

Stop posting everything that comes into your head you triple posting faggot.

Seriously lurk more this isn't SA.

 

[Beavis]

$500 per month has been breached.

 

[FrankTheSpank]

Stop posting everything that comes into your head you triple posting faggot.

Seriously lurk more this isn't SA.

Two of those posts were replying to other people that replied to me and I was answering them. One was a new thought.

*Reading comprehension

I guess I could of copy and pasted it all into one post but it’s kinda hard to do on an iPad so I just replied to each post that was directed to me, I didn’t think some sassy lady would fart out her tampon over it. Well I was wrong....

 

[repentance]

Two of those posts were replying to other people that replied to me and I was answering them. One was a new thought.

*Reading comprehension

I guess I could of copy and pasted it all into one post but it’s kinda hard to do on an iPad so I just replied to each post that was directed to me, I didn’t think some sassy lady would fart out her tampon over it. Well I was wrong....

You don't need to copy and paste them. Use the +Quote button on each post you want to quote to add multiple quotes in one reply.

 

[FrankTheSpank]

You don't need to copy and paste them. Use the +Quote button on each post you want to quote to add multiple quotes in one reply.

..eh, really?

Shit. Thanks, gonna try that next time, I was wondering what that +quote was for, I just played around with it, I just always copy and pasted quotes but copy and pasting on iPad’s or any iOS device doesn’t always go smoothly. This is a pretty full featured message board unlike some 1990’s ubb message board with spaghetti code thrown in, huh?

 

[AnOminous]

That makes me sick that she was underage... she was always getting drunk and acting slutty, god damn.

She was fat as hell. Goons are pathetic.

 

[repentance]

..eh, really?

Shit. Thanks, gonna try that next time, I was wondering what that +quote was for, I just played around with it, I just always copy and pasted quotes but copy and pasting on iPad’s or any iOS device doesn’t always go smoothly. This is a pretty full featured message board unlike some 1990’s ubb message board with spaghetti code thrown in, huh?

You can multi-quote on SA. It's just not obvious that you can.