Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

Would be entertaining if Orlin actually died and it was a video of him and Nick porkin it hardcore as he had heart failure. Fuck, two beaches whales groaning and moaning as one died from being suffocated by the others fuckin fat. It would on a higher tier on Patreon
most likely.

I know I'm 159 pages late but jesus how is this clown actually alive? Obesity? Anal leakage after each meal? Emotional distraught and obvious instability? He has to wake up every day with a plan of what hes doing that day, such as "Ah! I'm going to eat 30 lbs of fuckin noodles and eggs while my asshole shoots it out the other end, immediately after consumption!" He legit has more food on his plate than kids see in a month or two. Unbelievable how this guy just has no morals.

Jesus Nick, if your downward spiral wasn't so entertaining I would say You need help. But nah dude, keep bein a cow. It's good shit.
 
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Okay so, Nick went on a huge rant about homophobia on his Instagram story. For the first time ever, he seems genuine and not performing. He talked a lot about the homophobia in the Islamic world and all the brutal and sadistic ways gays are killed in Muslim countries, aswell as persecution of gays in Russia. he seemed genuinely upset while talking about it.

It's refreshing that 1. he's actually being a real human for once and 2. someone of his audience size is talking about these issues. Usually, you're told that any criticism against Islam is "Islamophobic".

I am way too fucking lazy to screen record the story. If someone less lazy than me wants to do it, it would be appreciated.
 
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The Dick Faggotson said:
Anal leakage after each meal?
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Well, a overstretched and completely worn out asshole combined with Steatorrhea isn't really the best of combinations.
Also it's not really after each meal, it's more like his asshole is leaking 24/7, but when he has a meal it causes an explosive discharge so to say.
 
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Kinda old but x for doubt

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Hey guys I’ll look into it now give me a few I think I was trying to spoiler tag them I shall repost them shortly or is it the mega upload

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I am so sorry I deleted them earlier because a user said about no spoiler tag but I cannot get the attachments to spoiler either I am very sorry
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Nick has negative ass and I would not have sex with him.
 
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Okay so, Nick went on a huge rant about homophobia on his Instagram story. For the first time ever, he seems genuine and not performing. He talked a lot about the homophobia in the Islamic world and all the brutal and sadistic ways gays are killed in Muslim countries, aswell as persecution of gays in Russia. he seemed genuinely upset while talking about it.

It's refreshing that 1. he's actually being a real human for once and 2. someone of his audience size is talking about these issues. Usually, you're told that any criticism against Islam is "Islamophobic".

I am way too fucking lazy to screen record the story. If someone less lazy than me wants to do it, it would be appreciated.
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Yea i saw that rant, i wondered if he would get “cancelled” for islamaphobia but for once it’s one of the few times i agree with him.
 
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Right, so...I heard many times about Nik and I finally buckled down and read the entire thread before posting. And after all that, I want you to know one thing: I genuinely, genuinely would rather look at his arsehole than that horrible red crying face he does in every thumbnail.

I have seen a lot of things on this site, and yet his bloated red face doing its best impression of an enormous screeching baby is something I have to quickly scroll past. Honk if you fucking agree.
 
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Meruem said:
Okay so, Nick went on a huge rant about homophobia on his Instagram story. For the first time ever, he seems genuine and not performing. He talked a lot about the homophobia in the Islamic world and all the brutal and sadistic ways gays are killed in Muslim countries, aswell as persecution of gays in Russia. he seemed genuinely upset while talking about it.

It's refreshing that 1. he's actually being a real human for once and 2. someone of his audience size is talking about these issues. Usually, you're told that any criticism against Islam is "Islamophobic".

I am way too fucking lazy to screen record the story. If someone less lazy than me wants to do it, it would be appreciated.
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Yeah, I was almost convinced he was being genuine, until after his rant he put all of the "omg Nik u r inspiration, u go queen, so true, omg am also gay and homophobic bad" ask screenshots on the end of the story with fucking terrible cheesy sad piano music.

Stay classy, Nik.
 
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Looking at the horror that is Nick's dysfunctional pecker, it reminded me of some foodstuff that looks equally as disgusting (video thumbnail and 28 seconds in).

I'll await for two BTS episodes - one possible, and another theoretical - in the near future where...
A. Nick and Orlin actually develops AIDS/HIV because they keep fiddling around with and porking their Brown Eyes of Sauron.
B. The duo travels to Hawai'i again, but accidentally pisses off a group of locals to the point where Nick gets beaten down on the asphalt, while said locals repeatedly call him a "haole faggot". Orlin watches in horror, but does nothing and possibly sharts himself. Meanwhile, Nick wails and screams like a goddamn baby while also sharting himself.
 
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