Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

  • 0

    Votes: 65 51.2%

  • 1

    Votes: 34 26.8%

  • >1

    Votes: 28 22.0%
  • Total voters
    127
Quorthon said:
For the low low price of $60, you can enjoy 2 hours of jokes about women and a bald Armenian guy, and at no extra cost, you get to hear a fat alcoholic criminal shout "Podcast Gang Gang!" Act now!
Click to expand...
All ticketholders get their dicks sucked by Dax, buy a VIP wristband and he’ll let you peg him too.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: Old Man Mario, What has to be done, Crystal Golem and 8 others
Quorthon said:
"COVID is such bullshit, guys! I'm hosting a live event in defiance of the lockdown! MASKS REQUIRED."

Every sentence of this announcement is hilarious. Funniest thing Dax ever wrote.

For the low low price of $60, you can enjoy 2 hours of jokes about women and a bald Armenian guy, and at no extra cost, you get to hear a fat alcoholic criminal shout "Podcast Gang Gang!" Act now!
Click to expand...
I was going to say they’ll make a few swipes at the Karen Farms but Dax is trying to get back in Dear Feeder’s good graces now so he’ll squash any of that talk.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Crystal Golem and Popper Whiting
Quorthon said:
"COVID is such bullshit, guys! I'm hosting a live event in defiance of the lockdown! MASKS REQUIRED."

Every sentence of this announcement is hilarious. Funniest thing Dax ever wrote.

For the low low price of $60, you can enjoy 2 hours of jokes about women and a bald Armenian guy, and at no extra cost, you get to hear a fat alcoholic criminal shout "Podcast Gang Gang!" Act now!
Click to expand...
So you get to pay $60 to see Maddox.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Old Man Mario, Crystal Golem, boner_alert and 2 others
Nahash said:
For someone who claims to be as rich as he is, having a cash bar is pretty cheap. Didn't he have an open bar at his last Road Rage events?
Click to expand...
Even worse is the fact that you know the ecelebs will be the ones spending the least $ getting drunk that night, as I'm sure any paypig devoted enough to go to this non-event would love to buy a drink for their hero swinemaster eceleb.
I wonder if he'll be debuting new Dick Show branded covid masks for $30 each, alongside his other terrible merch I'm sure he'll shill there?

Kenobi said:
Look at this allstar cast
View attachment 1678340
Lets see we got:
Rotc bois that has never been funny and are just radio for neets
Ryan long whom i only know from the KS as being the "hottest comedian on twitter" which is equivlent to bieng the hotest karma farmer on reddit. bogstandard SJW BAD content!
Who are these podcast are ok i guess? Most of their episodes are shit
Rekieta.
Madcucks cause we gotta have some MADDOX REFERNCES RIGHT?!!!!!
Then two people i have never heard of.

How funny is it that Ralph is not even mentioned? Rotc are and they retweeted after dick posted this tweet. :story:
I guess Ralph failed a respect check or Dick dosen´t wanna asosicate with him more then a retweet.

View attachment 1678356
Its ok tough he shows up on dicks webshop!
View attachment 1678362


Since he mentions a bar im gonna guess its the cantina and that a third of the tickets is around 300.
It has around 1000 or so spots (780+275).
View attachment 1678359
Click to expand...
"Let's fucking goooo" what a fucking creatively bankrupt hack he is. Why bother trying to meme anything yourself, or be funny, when you can just mimic things popularized in other communities?
Also, besides Ralph, I noticed no mention of Digi or Riley. Are they currently out of the Diddler's favor?

John Andrews Stan said:
All ticketholders get their dicks sucked by Dax, buy a VIP wristband and he’ll let you peg him too.
Click to expand...
They have a better chance of banging Dax than they do of any female that night, that's for sure. I mean, the only females there will either be working, or dragged there by their s.o.s (though who knows, maybe dudes bring their wifeys/gfs to road rages. in the hopes of fulfilling their cuck fantasies like Dax does)
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Crystal Golem, John Andrews Stan, Pomniman and 2 others
AnOminous said:
Wow $60 to see a fucking retard lolcow tard out. I'll pass. XCOM 2 is on sale.
Click to expand...
Good game

Kenobi said:
Look at this allstar cast
View attachment 1678340
Lets see we got:
Rotc bois that has never been funny and are just radio for neets
Ryan long whom i only know from the KS as being the "hottest comedian on twitter" which is equivlent to bieng the hotest karma farmer on reddit. bogstandard SJW BAD content!
Who are these podcast are ok i guess? Most of their episodes are shit
Rekieta.
Madcucks cause we gotta have some MADDOX REFERNCES RIGHT?!!!!!
Then two people i have never heard of.
Click to expand...
It'd be cool to meet Madcucks. Couldn't care less about anyone else. That lineup is so weak that if I were going, I'd deserve to be on the list. Hell, I'd much rather meet any of you guys in this thread.

This is a road rage I could finally feasibly drive to, but there's no way I'm gonna spend hours driving just to drop $60 to hang out with a bunch of fat sweaty obnoxious drunks.
 
  • Feels
Reactions: A_Single_Egg, John Andrews Stan and Tookie
Wasn't the original road rage free, or like 5 bucks? As I recall, Dax went on and on about how he was so excited to throw a big party for his fans. He claimed he didn't care about proftiting off it.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: MyNameIsNobody
Nurse Ratchet said:
Are you... are you sure that isn't Russell Greer in zero-effort drag?..
Click to expand...
Holy shit, that's a nightmare I will never escape from. You might be right...

1603367143921.png
 
Last edited:
  • Horrifying
  • Feels
Reactions: Nurse Ratchet, John Andrews Stan, Pissmaster and 3 others
Just stick a bunch of airplane vodkas in your jacket pockets, buy a bottle of sprite at the event, drink half the sprite and then dump the vodkas into the sprite bottle in the washroom. This shit ain't hard. I figured this out when I was like 20.

Kenobi said:
Since he mentions a bar im gonna guess its the cantina and that a third of the tickets is around 300.
It has around 1000 or so spots (780+275).
http://cubanclubybor.com/the-cantina/
Click to expand...
That's 780 standing or 275 sitting. Not 780 + 275. You can fit 275 if everyone has tables and chairs and shit or 780 if everyone's just standing around.

I guarantee he's comping like and third to half those tickets and is going to say it's sold out just like WCW.

I'm still convinced that the show has somewhere between 30-40,000 listeners tops, but the kind of men the show attracts are yearn for approval and pseudo friendship and are easy to turn into pay piggies.
 
Last edited:
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: MyNameIsNobody, PimpKramer, Pissmaster and 2 others
Never Scored said:
Just stick a bunch of airplane vodkas in your jacket pockets, buy a bottle of sprite at the event, drink half the sprite and then dump the vodkas into the sprite bottle in the washroom. This shit ain't hard. I figured this out when I was like 20.
Click to expand...
I have a delicious bottle of Wild Rag in my pantry. Why would I pay 60 bucks to sneak Smirnoff and get the coof from a pack of incels?
 
  • Like
Reactions: MyNameIsNobody and George Floyd Sneed
BIG_BRAD said:
Tab is one of the biggest pussies in the TDS sphere and despite all his talk of retiring the character because it had overstayed its welcome, the real reason was his beef with Maxwell Kimball, which made him look like a massive butthurt sped to a lot of people, who took to picking on him for being a pathetic no-fun-allowed janny. Check the Road Rage Dallas footage of Kimball's bit for some great evidence of how poorly Tab was taking it all. This grown ass man was getting trolled so hard by an edgy kid that he literally tried to ruin the bit.

View attachment 1679251

Here are some other choice images from that show:

View attachment 1679258

View attachment 1679260

Speaking of Madcucks, it looks like he replaced Rusty Cage on the Road Rage Tampa guest lineup. Wonder what happened there

:thinking: :thinking: :thinking:
Click to expand...
Rusty Cage is going sober, something dax should do as well.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: RemoveKebab, Jack Awful, John Andrews Stan and 5 others
Dax could fuck up a free lunch. Anyone thinking Dax will ever clean himself up, look at the absolute state of his life, and move in a positive diection is lost.

I would enjoy the "Dax becomes a preachy teatotaller" or the "Dax exchanges his drug addiction for a new addiction" storylines as much as the vanilla "dude is rotting his brain" option.
 
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Boss Bass, Jack Awful and John Andrews Stan
Quorthon said:
"COVID is such bullshit, guys! I'm hosting a live event in defiance of the lockdown! MASKS REQUIRED."

Every sentence of this announcement is hilarious. Funniest thing Dax ever wrote.
Click to expand...
The mask requirement appears to be a legal thing. Individuals can't be fined in Tampa, but businesses can. Advertising people to not wear masks at a bar where it could be fined would be plain retarded.

>The order, which lifts pandemic-related restrictions on restaurants, bars and other businesses, went into effect on Friday.
>Although the order suspends virus-related penalties and fines on individuals, local officials say it does not stop businesses from being fined, and you’ll still need to wear masks in indoor public spaces.
www.wfla.com

Mandatory masks: Where are face coverings required in Tampa Bay?

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis issued an executive order on Friday ushering the state into Phase 3, the final stage of his reopening plan.
www.wfla.com www.wfla.com
 
Last edited:
  • Informative
Reactions: George Cuckzunian
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back