🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[theguntsexpartner]

its possible gator is feeding us slightly incorrect info to throw us off, ive done that before, saying youre say a clerk at trader joes when really its walmart or a gas station or youre actually a fry cook etc etc, stating a different degree than the one youre actually going for.

I thought of that as well, since his name seemed to on the noes. Gaines i assumed was based on Gainesville florida and he just took that name.

I am curious as to what comes of this name though, and if it could be linked to anything he has IRL.

I will keep on my search for this

 

[Vetti]

I thought of that as well, since his name seemed to on the noes. Gaines i assumed was based on Gainesville florida and he just took that name.

I am curious as to what comes of this name though, and if it could be linked to anything he has IRL.

I will keep on my search for this

I couldn't find anyone named "Collin Shepard" with that spelling from Florida. I think it's a made-up name.

 

[anuscabbage12]

I couldn't find anyone named "Collin Shepard" with that spelling from Florida. I think it's a made-up name.

the name given was "collin sheppard", it just lead to some normal looking dude with his gf

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

We need warski to join so we can see another breakup.

 

[Sam Losco]

 

[Postal Pippa]

I mean, yeah, its Wednesday my dudes.

 

[MeltyTW]

84 dollars and 33 cents, 9.37k lemoins, absolutely disgraceful, balding rapidly, widow's peak is now a widow's isthmus rapidly becoming an island and soon lost to the waves of grey that will dry out to a barren desert of gunty scalp gunt flesh, kidneys and liver failing, heart giving out and hair falling out on the meth retort, just embarrassing, did not even get his long time bot total of the mandatory 700, a total he clung onto with an iron gunted fist in a last bid for relevancy before being limited by dlive for being a fuck wit and being forced to bot chillstream up to 350 from 300 (showing he cant even afford non chink crypto mining site bots now lol) just absolutely aborted.

this is what total abortion looks like ladies and guntlemen, so afraid of being burnt by the scorn of alawgs hes just not doing ANYTHING and rotting in his bed doing pre-recorded dull interviews that iirc his paypigs didnt donate a dime to during.

edit also i forgot dontating a single lemon takes off a fourth given to ralph and then takes off a fourth of the lemon after ralph cashes it so donating ralph a lemon donated form your end is actually closer to a bit over half a penny chucked to ralph, ralphs paypigs are chucking ha'pennies at him

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Was this quality bloodsports, or just a lame passive aggressive or light spat?

If it envolves BPS, always bet homo... he only has the KS now? Kraut couldn´t take him, YouTube couldn´t take him, only his lack of charisma, talent and milquetoast Q takes were able to bring him down.

Black Pigeon Speaks brought up the same topic about inbreeding with Syrian Girl on the show before and she gave him a good enough reply.

I am surprised she didn't shut him down, pun intended, by saying that he asked her those questions before!

That person is really obsessed with inbred Middle Easterners isn't he?

It was mostly him talking over her while SG just looked befuddled at his faggotry while trying to get a word in edgewise. No idea what his deal is with hairy desert-dweller incest.

What exactly is he doing that no one else is? It can't be his guests. It's not the format. It must just be that he's drunk or on drugs for every show. But even that, I'm sure, other are doing.

Search me. Kinda funny that he touts the Killstream as the one & only...something while Warski seems to have the same guests, same drug use, & does more independent research.

Ralph doesn't do handstands or light his nipples on fire for pennies, though.

You mean you weren't watching mine from the start?

S-Sorry.

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/21/20 – The Revolution Will Be Prerecorded

• I'm feeling a bit better today. Yesterday I was really starting to plumb the depths of despair, but I think I can handle it tonight.
• But then the Bojack intro is interrupted by an eardrum-shattering “LET’S GOOOOOOOOO" & my resolve falters.
• “WEDNESDAY [unintelligible] BUT IT’S PROBLY SURRSDAI FOR DAT PODCAST GANG GANG"
• Ralph yells over the guitar intro that Baked Alaska is getting his ass kicked in Memphis right now
• Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to the Low Effortstream I am your host reading the Hunter Biden thread instead
• Ralph gives us a list of places we can get the straight dope on the Killstream & get blocked from
• Ralph has rented his Killstream Kompound/Ralph Resort for Road Rage Tampa & boasts a Ric Flair-style party
• Ralph wants to devote this stream to playing his prerecorded Whitney Webb interview, much to the irritation of chat
• Shillstream, buy my shirts
• In a concentrated effort to be even fucking lazier than usual, Ralph plays a prerecorded interview for a live audience
• Whitney Webb is some lady with serious vocal fry who sounds like she’s about to burst into tears, gibbering about bans & QAnon shit
• I walk away to check on my dinner as those two ramble. Hey Boldy, what’s for dinner? Uhhhhhhhhhhhh borgar
• I come back to Whitney talking about being an anti-masker because of course she is. She lives in Chile for some ungodly reason
• Ding dong, someone’s here. YOU’RE INTERRUPTING RALPH’S PRERECORDED SHOW YOU FUCK, HOW IS RALPH SUPPOSED TO READ KIWI FARMS NOW?
• Ralph is gobsmacked that people are scared of COVID. Nigga you should be scared, you are the highest risk! You’re obese & your organs are shot from a diet of alcohol, nicotine, & pills. Also, you were two months premature. You know what’s the last thing to develop in a fetus? The fucking lungs. You get coof’d, you’re dead.
• Also you live with an infirm dialysis patient & a young woman with a high-risk pregnancy. Think about them at least, Jesus.
• Anyway Whitney is jabbering about Pinochet
• Now she’s jabbering about Epstein
• It just occurred to me that Ralph is playing the video of the interview. He doesn’t even need to be on camera or even at his desk right now. Holy fuck, this IS a low-effort stream.
• I can’t even be bothered to try & recap this interview, it’s just so goddamn dry.
• This history of Epstein & his money laundering real estate scheme would be more interesting if this girl didn’t have such a grating voice. Null’s vocal fry > Whitney Webb’s vocal fry.
• Speaking of pedos, how about that Hunter Biden shit? Think he’s really sexually abusing his underage niece? Did ol' Rudy drop the info he said he’d drop today? I figured Ralph would talk about that if he had…if he wasn’t boring his audience with the laziest shit ever.
• All I've really gleaned from this interview is Whitney is writing a book on Epstein.
• Anybody else still salty that all the dirt on everybody ever died with Epstein? I sure am.
• I was hoping they’d wring some shit out of Maxwell, but alas.
• Whitney claims Maxwell raped children in addition to prostituting them. I can believe that. Female pedophiles absolutely exist.
• The Prince Andrew shit fell through, too. This whole clusterfuck has been infuriating.
• Whitney links Israel to Epstein shit. I would hope my skepticism about that is understandable, given the nature of most Killstream guests.
• Part of me thinks I need to do some digging into the Soros/Israeli/Jewish conspiracy shit for myself to see if it has even the tiniest basis in reality, but given how many people honestly believe in Flat Earth & chemtrails despite all evidence to the contrary, I remain skeptical.
• Ralph likens the relationship between the U.S. & Israel to an abusive romantic relationship without one goddamn sliver of irony.
• Even prerecorded shows are not safe from tech fuckups
• Ralph finally cuts the fucking interview, right when she talks about Ryan Dawson accusing her of plagiarism & Ralph talking about being jealous of other people.
• Mangunt is joined by Manbun. Baked crashes a funeral wake.
• Lol Baked thought Memphis was white. What a maroon.
• Baked is gonna fucking die. Also the crackhead schizo with the fucked-up eye isn’t answering Baked’s calls
• Kyler/AIDS Moby lives in OKC & was going to meet Baked with some booze. Baked panicked & left.
• Someone started shit on Twitter about Ralph laughing at Baked.
• Matthew Dunn is here, whoever he is
• Dunn is an Aussie who worked for the mainstream media until Ralph started a slapfight with him on Twitter. Dunn said something & Ralph said he was too funny for MSM & that he should quit his job & do YouTube instead. Three years later he did.
• The argument was over Mass Effect: Andromeda, back when Ralph was relevant during GamerGate
• A caller is here. He got laid off on Monday. He asks Ralph’s opinion on Pinochet.
• Ashton is here, Ralph discusses realpolitik
• Caller is an autistic Fundie who sucks Pinochet’s dick for killing commies.
• Let’s watch Baked crash a funeral reception
• The sister of the deceased is about to kill Baked holy shit
• Baked is really sick now, presumably with COVID. He’s a superspreader oh my God
• Oh God no he infected an entire wake oh no
• While he was really sick, the RV dyed his face with hair dye, pulled out his fake teeth, & shaved his head. Couldn’t have happened to a better guy, I guess
• Shoutout to all 300 people watching, Chillstream Uncut alloneword, shoutout to the podcast gang gang
• Pey is on & sounds really subdued.
• Pey is singing the National Anthem for the Election Night stream
• The guest has been completely silent. He hasn’t spoken more than ten minutes.
• Guest is leaving now. He shills his shit & thanks Ralph for leading him down this path of whatever
• Pey shill your shit
• No callers tonight
• Ralph & Warski express disappointment that Ashton won’t make an OnlyFans
• DLive dies, but @Sam Losco ‘s stream is still up & running
• @Burger Fox has audio, though
• I come back to Ashton telling Warski he needs Jesus. She starts to talk about the porn industry & Ralph cuts her off for being boring
• Ash is heavy breathing into the fucking tin can on a string she’s calling in from
• The guy that Baked maced was about to fuck him up with brass knuckles
• Ethan Klein feuding with Quarterpounder
• Warski shills his shit, raising money for Kaz's dog who broke its front legs because Italian greyhounds are inbred to shit
• Warski shills his shit & leaves
• More Ethan Klein clips
• Ashton gives her braindead political takes
• Ashton shits on divorcés & Ralph visibly dies inside
• Keemstar clip on H3h3/Quarterpounder beef
• Shillstream (again), shoutout to everyone ever
• [Peaceful Sunset outro]
• @Sam Losco & @Burger Fox : Ralph is starting early because of Thursdays presidential debate. No time is specified.
• Mark Collett on Friday. I think I'm going to sit Friday out.
• [pause]
• [2nd outro: Don Felder – “Heavy Metal"]

 

[MeltyTW]

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/21/20 – The Revolution Will Be Prerecorded

how the hell do you get through these without needling ralph's innermost insecurities by constantly mocking his ha'penny intake?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’d rather listen to a Reethan anime show than even five seconds of him discussing international politics. Because IDGAF about anime and would be blissfully unaware if he started talking out of his asshole. Ralph discussing geopolitics makes me want to flush his pills down the toilet.

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

So Ralph thinks that Covid is no big deal and he's going on a trip to Tampa in the middle of Corona Country with his immune system filled with alcohol, pills and other amphetamines? I see this going well.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I miss the old Ethan, straight from the jail Ethan
Chop up the trolls Ethan, set on his goals Ethan
I hate the new Ethan, the bad mood Ethan
The always rude Ethan, drink all the booze Ethan
I miss the sweet Ethan, chop up the NEETs Ethan
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Ethan
See, I invented Ethan, it wasn't any Ethans
And now I look and look around and there's so many Ethans
I used to love Ethan, I used to love Ethan
I even had the MATT NO! polo, I thought I was Ethan
What if Ethan made a stream about Ethan
Called I Miss The Old Ethan Man, that'd be so Ethan
That's all it was Ethan, we still love Ethan
And I love you like Ethan loves Ethan

 

[Postal Pippa]

@Burger Fox : Ralph is starting early because of Thursdays presidential debate. No time is specified.

Hooray. I can barely contain my hype and excitement. No one does it....like the killstream does it.

After the election yall think his numbers will drop more?

 

[Sam Losco]

• Whitney Webb is some lady with serious vocal fry who sounds like she’s about to burst into tears, gibbering about bans & QAnon shit

She looks like she could be a tranny. Maybe I'm just jaded because of the internet, but I could easily see her being a tranny.

• Pey is on & sounds really subdued.
• Pey is singing the National Anthem for the Election Night stream

She was almost certainly high. She smokes weed all the goddamn time. Every stream of hers I looked at she was smoking a joint right on camera. Basic. Bitch.

• DLive dies, but @Sam Losco ‘s stream is still up & running

So it was Dlive that fucked up? I had to go do something so wasn't around when it happened. I just noticed looking back that it froze and then after a while Warski's show pops up. Normally I'd have to refresh the page for it to show what Ralph starts hosting.

He didn't list Dunn as a guest so not counting it.

Someone in my chat has pointed out that the replays show a different lemon amount for the stream than my onscreen display. I'm going to investigate this some tomorrow, but here's what we have so far.

Last night's stream I showed it ending with 17.26k lemons, but the replay shows 21.09k.
Tonight, I show, and @MeltyTW confirmed, 9.37k, but the replay is showing 11.26k.
Something's fucky.

 

[MeltyTW]

Last night's stream I showed it ending with 17.26k lemons, but the replay shows 21.09k.
Tonight, I show, and @MeltyTW confirmed, 9.37k, but the replay is showing 11.26k.

funnily enough using a percentage calculator i found that both times it was seemingly arbitrarily shown as higher by about 20 percent , one near 83 percent and one near 81 percent of the lemon totals were the totals that was shown on stream. dlive is shittily made site, is it possible that what it does is take lemons botted to him during the stream and then just adds it back on the replay total? meaning that 20% of lemon totals shown during stream are faked on top of it adding another of that same total to the replay's total.

edit and if 20 percent of the on stream lemon total is fake how in the fuck is ralph even alive?

 

[Eggg]

Someone in my chat has pointed out that the replays show a different lemon amount for the stream than my onscreen display. I'm going to investigate this some tomorrow, but here's what we have so far.

I think you can donate lemons to replays, or it could be people re-subbing while watching the replay?

 

[AltisticRight]

Just checked, that isn't Gator.

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Tall, fit, well dressed and groomed Aryan.
Has a blonde wife/GF
Happy

Conclusion: Not gaytor.

 

[Ghostface Killer]

He started the show at 690 viewers or so. It ended at like 500 viewers

 

[2021Murder]

funnily enough using a percentage calculator i found that both times it was seemingly arbitrarily shown as higher by about 20 percent , one near 83 percent and one near 81 percent of the lemon totals were the totals that was shown on stream. dlive is shittily made site, is it possible that what it does is take lemons botted to him during the stream and then just adds it back on the replay total? meaning that 20% of lemon totals shown during stream are faked on top of it adding another of that same total to the replay's total.

edit and if 20 percent of the on stream lemon total is fake how in the fuck is ralph even alive?

Even worse is that the total lemon count is counted from the replay, if that double 25% cut for donating and cashing out is true than Ralph made $9k the last 12 months and when combined with his other ways to donate essentially made $24k the last 12 months. Unless hes been collecting welfare this entire time i genuinely would find it hard to believe hes been surviving on that. Also the quarterly trips to dick are about $1000 a hit too, so between that and his alcohol intake and pills hes been in the red since stream.me failed (if not longer) hes making no money and faith still went to live with him. She went from a middle class lifestyle to a near-homeless one if shes genuinely still there (doubt, she would be giving him a lot of material for the show by now. But we would have seen Ralph try and get his dick wet by now if she wasnt there)

 

[Haru Okumura]

This is the demographic Ethan is now courting:

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